Archive for October, 2008

Happy Halloween! And Here are Some Babes.

Of course, the ultimate Halloween Babe has to be Elvira, Mistress of the dark.
Elviras Haunted Hits. I used to Own This Album. A Halloween tradition, back in my high school years.
Elviras Haunted Hits. I used to Own This Album. A Halloween tradition, back in my high school years.
Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Now, Thats Some Halloween Spirit.

Elvira, Mistress of the Dark. Now, Thats Some Halloween Spirit.

And a little More Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
And a little More Elvira, Mistress of the Dark.
Cassandra Peterson when Shes Not Busy Being Elvira. What a difference a wig makes, eh?

Cassandra Peterson when She's Not Busy Being Elvira. What a difference a wig makes, eh?

Rachel Weisz (of The Mummy and The Mummy Returns) all wrapped up with a snake. Shwing!

Rachel Weisz and Serpent Tempt Man to Sin.

Rachel Weisz and Serpent Tempt Man to Sin.Can't forget Vampirella on Halloween. No, no indeed.

Samsung Leopard Lady again. Sweet.

Some Nifty Halloween Costumes:

Halloween Chain Mail for that Special Hottie in Your life. And its available from Amazon.com! Or was.

Halloween Chain Mail for that Special Hottie in Your life. And it's available from Amazon.com! Or was.

Samsung Leopard Lady again. Sweet.
Harry Potter anyone?
Expecto Patronum! Serpensortia! Tarantallegra! Would you like to touch my horcrux?

Expecto Patronum! Serpensortia! Tarantallegra! Would you like to touch my horcrux?

Speaking of Harry Potter, don’t forget the SNL skit with Lyndsay Lohan as Hermione. More later, if I got time. Laterz, Internetz, and Happy Halloween.

Dorothy Krysiuk is Leaving Fox 29

Not that I care, but apparently you people do. You’re searching a lot for her.

Dorothy Krysiuk. She is a Cutey.
Dorothy Krysiuk. She is a Cutey.

 Apparently she dressed up as Marge Simpson for Halloween at some point. Pretty bitchin’.

Dorothy Krysiuk as Marge Simpson. Pretty hip.
Dorothy Krysiuk as Marge Simpson. Pretty hip.

 Apparently, she’s leaving Fox 29, because they wanted her to work 14 hour days. Can’t say I blame her, there.

Watch a video of Dorothy Giving The Traffic for Her Former Slave-Driving Masters:

Bikini Mate Teacher Tiffany Shepherd Fired For Being Super Hot

Tiffany Shepherd. Boy, I hope she didn’t dress like that to teach. I mean, sure, she’s teaching biology, but I wouldn’t have been able to concentrate if that chick was my teacher. That’s all I’m saying.
Tiffany Shepherd. Very MILFy.
Tiffany Shepherd. Very MILFy.

Here is a video of Tiffany Shepherd on CNN complaining about being fired for Extreme Hotness:

Tiffany Shepherd Again. Like You Wouldnt Tap That.
Tiffany Shepherd Again. Like You Wouldn’t Tap That.

Now, that’s how you teach biology. Mmmhmm.

Searching for Pretty Fly for a White Guy?

Yes, I am Pretty Fly for a White Guy.

Yes, I am Pretty McFly for a White Guy.

Thank you for noticing. If only I had me some grillz, baby.

If Only I had Me Some Grillz, Then I Would Be Super Fly.

If Only I had Me Some Grillz, Then I Would Be Super Fly.

I assume, in reality, you are looking for the 10 year old song by The Offspring. Why? I mean, it is pretty dope and phat, but why now?

Here’s the same video with the soundtrack from Weird Al’s “Pretty Fly for a Rabbi”:

BTW, Happy Samhain. And it’s a lovely day for the dead to return and walk the earth, too. Yeah, and it’s Halloween, too.

Happy Halloween! Trick r Treat and All That!

Happy Halloween! Trick 'r Treat and All That!

Kimberly Caldwell is Dating Somebody; Carol Anne Burger Is Not

Kimerbly Caldwell is Cute. Thats the Only Interesting Thing About This Story.
Kimerbly Caldwell is Cute. That’s the Only Interesting Thing About This Story.

And she’s dating David Cook. Done.

Carole Anne Burger, Writer for Huffington Post, Commits Murder/Suicide Over Breakup With Lesbian Lover
Carole Anne Burger, Writer for Huffington Post, Commits Murder/Suicide Over Breakup With Lesbian Lover

In other news, writer for the Huffington Post Carole Anne Burger stabbed her lover 220 times and then comitted suicide. Ace of Spades sees it as indicative of the kind of people attracted to writing at the Huffington Post.

HuffPo wants to tell a different story than what apparently happened. Not sure what their motivation is, there, but murder/suicide seems the most likely answer here, so I’m not sure why they are speculating she was distraught after her partner she was in an apparently acrimonious separation from was found stabbed 220 times. Occam’s razor, my friends.

Super Politician, Barack Obama, Not Personally His Brother or Sisters Keeper.
Super Politician, Barack Obama, Not Personally His Brother or Sisters Keeper.

In politics, Barack “I Am My Brother’s Keeper” Obama apparently is not his aunt’s keeper–or let’s hope not, for our sakes–as his aunt, Zeituni Onyango, was recently found living in a slum in Boston, with no help from the cash-flush Obama, but apparently she has to been told to keep quiet. This is on top of his half-brother, George Hussein Onyango Obama, who lives in a hut in Kenya.

Baracks Brother, George Hussein Onyango Obama, is a Living Testament that Barack Wants To Share Your Wealth, Not His.
Barack’s Brother, George Hussein Onyango Obama, is a Living Testament that Barack Wants To Share Your Wealth, Not His.

Boy, You People LOVE Yourself Some Obama

Obama Guaranteed To Win Election! 30 Minute Infomercial is Basically Meant Just to Rub It In

Obama Guaranteed To Win Election! 30 Minute Infomercial is Basically Meant Just to Rub It In

11 of the Top Google Searches as of 8:46 Central, October 29 are for Obama’s Fabulous New Product That Everybody is Talking About! It breaks down like this:

1. obama infomercial
2. obama commercial
4. obama tv
5. obama speech
6. obama 30 minute ad
8. obama infomercial october 29
9. obama prime time
10. obama tonight
16. obama broadcast
17. watch obama infomercial
20. obama address

Boy, Obama’s got you hypnotized. I mean, he’s really using advanced Neuro-Linguistic Programming Techniques to hypnotize you. Seriously. Conspiracy Central has more on the HypnObama.

I think it’s simpler. He’s promising to fix folks problems, and lots of people believe bullshizzle when it’s presented nice and sounds good and it confirms that their lives suck, all sorts of people have it better than them and that’s unfair, and he’s gonna fix it. 

He’s gonna change with hope and hope about change, and it’s going to magically make everything better. Awesome!

 

Barack Obama Is Gonna Bring Change We Can Believe In

Barack Obama Is Gonna Bring Change We Can Believe In

He won’t. But we’ll have plenty of time to see if he just stagnates or fails massively. You can’t coax the economy with your charm, and you can’t use NLP to hypnotize terrorists from afar or make socialism work at home, when it has always failed, every time it’s tried. 

BTW, kudos to CNN for not running the Obama infomercial. They have a little more integrity there than I would have given them credit for. 

As linked to in the top image, AP has already decided that Obama has won. We can skip this stupid election formality and just coronate our new Glorious Leader.

ABC also passed, but said it was because of the trouble they would have filling the second half hour. They could have just had their news people comment on how brilliant Obama’s infomercial was. That’s what they’d typically do. Fortunately, 7 other networks agreed to run the ad for the Obamanizer and His New Wealth Redistribution Workout. Guaranteed to take unwanted weight from our wallets and your bank accounts, and trim excessively fatty jobs. 

The New York Times thinks the Obama Infomercial is the Greatest Thing Ever. To quote the great philosopher Gomer Pyle: “Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!”

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise! The MSM Loves The Obama Propaganda Special!

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise! The MSM Loves The Obama Propaganda Special!

Not everybody thinks it’s a great idea, or that Obama is The Messiah. Just most people.

Obama’s Got a Infomerical, To Be Seen on 7 Networks

Obama has an infomercial, and he’s not trying to sell you an Abdominizer. It’ll be seen on 7 different networks. A great political strategy, I think. It’s after the debates, after most interviews, after most “scandals”, and gets to set the tone right before the election. This dude is a brilliant politician.

Obama has an infomercial, and it aint to sell Hartzmark suits. Doesnt he look spiffy? Bet that cost a pretty penny.
Obama has an infomercial, and it ain’t to sell Hartzmark suits. Doesn’t he look spiffy? Bet that cost a pretty penny.

And the fact that Ross Perot did a similar infomercial and probably took up to 10 points from H. W. Bush in the process is, no doubt, not lost on him.

Ross Perot Spells Out Obama's Strategy With His Chart.
Ross Perot Spells Out Obama Strategy With His Chart

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