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He’s here to kick ass and chew gum. And he’s all out of gum.
Chuck is going to speak at Furman University.
Here are some facts you should know about Chuck Norris:
Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.
Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.
Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.
More at ChuckNorrisFacts.com.
You’re still searching on Hugh Hefner’s latest cradle robbing, Karissa and Kristina Shannon.
Basically, it’s free money for poor people to help them buy stuff. The sort of thing that helped lead to our current financial crisis. Fortunately, the website I went to said they weren’t currently taking applications for that IDA. “Program Is Full”.
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And, apparently there’s a script. Who knew these things had scripts? And, um, why, exactly, do they have scripts?
Never mind that. Thanks to commentor Condi-Hill for the update.
Hugh Hefner remains popular, as you folks search for his former wife (the one that broke poor Hef’s heart!), Kimberly Conrad.
You’re also searching for another Hugh Hefner conquest, Holly Madison. What’s up with you people? Look, you aren’t Hugh Hefner. You will never be Hugh Hefner. Ever. You’re life will never be anything like Hugh Hefner’s. Not even close. Give it up. Now.
In other news, Peter Cook, who was married to Christie Brinkley, will make his case on 20/20 to why it was such a good idea to have an affair with his 18 year old office worker Diana Bianchi while married to Christie Brinkley. Should be a hoot!
Nancy Benoit Loses Suit Over Nekkedness. Plus Tina Brown, Gena O’Kelley, and Lori Delgado. And the National Debt.Published October 9, 2008 Internet Memes 1 Comment
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You’re also unusually interested in Chuck Norris’s wife this afternoon. She has a name, people. That would be Gena O’Kelley. She’s cute enough, but I’m not sure why you’re searching her out this fine day.
You’re also back on about the Bianco Golden thing again. America’s Top Model? Seriously? Yawn.
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Hugh Hefner has found himself a set of twins. Good for Hef. Ya know, I think he might finally be ready to settle down. You know, start a family.
Not to be judgemental or anything, but they look like they just turned 17.
Or here, they look like they just turned 12:
Apparently, Hugh spent a lot of time nursing an unrequieted love for the Olsen Twins, and this is the best he can do right now.
At least this time, it looks like Hef has finally found true love.