Valerie Bertinelli Gets Photoshopped On People Magazine

You folks are apparently excited that a 48 year old Valerie Bertinelli has been smart-blurred and median-filtered on the cover of People magazine.

Valerie Bertinelli Photoshops up Real Nice.

In other exciting news, Mary Tyler Moore was on David Letterman. Good for her. Yay, Mary!

Mary Tyler Moore.

Nothing else is particularly interesting to me right now.

In other stuff, there is kvetching about the Watchmen movie and trying to sell some software at the Software Supply Group blog.

And here’s a blog about the Padded Transfer Bench Commode. In case you’re interested.

Carla Gugino, Because You’re Not Searching for Anything Interesting

Carla in the Pool. Sweet.

Carla Gugino in the pool. Too bad there wasn’t more hot sex scenes in Spy Kids. That’s all I’m saying.

Sweet. What man wouldn’t want to watch her getting ready in the morning? Or getting ready to go out to dinner? And that lipstick check? Oh. My.

Carla Gugino, Anxiously Awaiting My Arrival. No, Seriously.

Ah. Caral illustrating the appropriate repose for a wife who is awaiting her husband at the end of the day. No, seriously.

Carla Gugino and a Net.

Sweet. Not exactly sure what she is doing with the net.

Carla as a Street Angel. Very Appropriate.

Now I believe in Angels. I mean, I believed before, but now I really, really believe.

And, On The Eighth Day, God Created Carla Gugino. Bless Him!

Ah, sweet Carla.

Carla Gugino at the Egyptian Theater

Poise. Confidence. Class.

Carla Gugino, In That Same Bra, But Only Black and White.

Oh. My. Golly.

A Picture is Worth 1000 Words.

And, of course, Carla Gugino is Going to be The Original Silk Spectre, Sally Jupiter, in the Upcoming Watchmen Flick from Zack Snyder.

Carla Gugino as Sally Jupiter.

Speaking of which, check on the groovy Girls Kick Azz mini-doc from the upcoming Watchmen movie:

Carla Obligates You To Fall In Love With Her. She Is Just Like That.

And, one more, revisiting that first pool image:

Black and White Carla Gugino. I think Some Clever Person Tried to Enhance the Breasticles.

Warner Brothers and Fox Talk WATCHMEN Settlement

So maybe we’ll actually get to see the movie. Mr. Beaks at Ain’t It Cool News has the scoop. 

Fox is Trying to get in on Warner Brother's Action through Legal Maneuvering. Because 20th Century Fox Sucks.

 I’m looking forward to The Watchmen. Like a lot of other people. What Fox is doing is just pathetic. Hopefully, they will stop and stop soon, so Warner Brothers can actually hit their release date.

Who watches The Watchmen? Apparently, nobody will, if Fox has their way. But the rumor is that WB will pay Fox a boatload of money to go away. Too bad Fox isn’t busy trying to make some halfway decent movies, instead of trying to prevent Warner Bros. from doing so. Sheesh. I guess that’s Hollywood for you.