The Never-Ending Attack on Sarah Palin Continues

I guess that’s why we call it “never ending”. Here’s the LA Times Blog going on about Bristol Palin, who engaged in pre-marital sex and then decided to keep the baby! Shocks and Horrors!

Bristol Palin Plays Basketball, But Does Not Abort Babies. So the Left Hates Her Redneck Guts!

She doesn’t think teaching abstinence is realistic. And maybe it’s not. Maybe we should teach our sons and daughters to fornicate constantly. I would have been all for that in high school. Ah, well.

Abstinence advocates just need to increase the rate of marriage. If we could get all these kids married off, then there wouldn’t be any more sex. Nothing enforces a policy of strict abstinence like marriage. Sigh.

Here’s Bristol Palin, talking to Greta Van Sustren, saying she doesn’t think abstinence education is “realistic”. Yeah, you know, it probably isn’t. But implanted GPS trackers and 7:30 PM curfews are pretty realistic. Just saying.

 Well, she’ll be needing a lot of diapers. That’s all I’m saying about it.

The Cult of Obama is a Little Creepy

And getting creepier. And I can’t be the only one to be a little weirded out by the love-obsession the Democrats, the media, the entertainment press, and I guess most of the American people apparently have for Our Divine Savior, Barack Obama.

He's Certainly Enjoyed His Share of Magazine Covers. Most of them at least respectful, many of them worshipful.

The media loves him. Worships him. To the point where he could actually be much more dangerous and destructive than I think he actually is. This isn’t Barack’s fault, either–it’s the media, the modern political-entertainment-industrial complex, and the apparently very large percentage of the American people that are ripe to shave their heads, join a cult, and drink whatever Kool-Aid someone really cool (and well-spoken) is willing to offer them, especially if it comes with the promise of some sort of magical fix or government hand-out.

Barack Obama has graced the cover of Time Magazine many, many times. All of them flattering.

You think the folks at time were rooting for Barack Obama? Do you think they something approaching a religious devotion to Their New Glorious Leader? Well, you say, that’s just one cover. And, of course, you are right. But then . . . .

Barack Obama, Looking Serious and Important and Wise on the Cover of Time.

 Oh, yeah. That’s harsh. Was Time making a bid for the position of Barack Obama’s free PR company? Or just the founding member of the Barack Obama Fan Club?

And, Yes, They Did an Issue Like This of John McCain. And, Yes, Obama Looks a Lot Better than McCain Did On His Covershot.

Is this The Face of God? Easy to believe that Time Magazine–a news magazine, so-called–thinks so.

And Then There Was this Cover, Which Concealed a Worshipful Story About How Far Obama Has Come and How Tough It was Growing Up But How There was Always Love in the Obama Household and . . .

And there was another Obama cover of Time Magazine featuring Obama as, naturally, FDR. 

Barack Obama as FDR. A Democrats Wet Dream. Sort of like Chairman Mao for The Rest of Us.

Oh, how they love him. But it isn’t just Time. What about US?

The Same Objective Entertainment Mag That Did a Smear Job on Sarah Palin Loves Them Some Obamas.

Man, that was a hard hitting story about how wonderful the Obama’s are, how much they love each other, and perfect they are for each other and America, and how hard it is to be so perfect and wonderful and such a loving and perfect family. All hail our Glorious Leader. And his wife.

People Magazine Gush Over The Perfect and Wonderful Obamas, as Well.

 You think People Magazine likes the Obamas? Because, you know, I can’t quite tell.

Esquire Raise Some Good Points About How Challenging it Must Be for Barack to Be Smart, Cool, Perfect, and Wonderful All The Same Time.

Esquire All Worships at the Church of Obama. Go figure.

Rolling Stone Calls Barack The New Hope. Oh, Joy.

And that doesn’t begin to scratch the surface. From specials on MTV with just-able-to-vote types being labeled “The ‘O’ Generation”, to Pepsi Becoming Obama Cola, every aspect of the American culture is infected with an unhealthy love, adoration, and uncritical worshipful adulation of The One.

I mentioned before that I was already tired of all the Obama love. Now that almost every news show and entertainment cable TV channel is an endless Obama infomercial, I tend to throw up in my mouth a little every time I see more Obama propaganda. Spiderman Fist-Bumps Our Maximum Leader, the Glorious Barack. Yurk. Traitorous little arachnid. Now There is the “We Are One” Concert, where we all get together a celebrate our Oneness in Service to the Obamamessiah. 

Soon, we will be obligated to make merry at the Obama Inaugural (reminds me of Ming’s wedding to Dale Arden in 1980’s Flash Gordon movie, where the banners advising that “All beings shall make merry . . . Under pain of death” are shown. But I digress). The most expensive Presidential Inaugural Ever. As in, 3 times more expensive than the most expensive presidential inaugural before. When Bush spent $43 million on his 2004 inaugural, the press thought it was a tragedy. Now it’s just fine. 

And, still, I haven’t scratched the surface. Every where I turn, I either get to see media and entertainment figures genuflecting before Obama’s greatness, or I’m advised that I had better get on my knees.

Rolling Stone Decided That a Cover with Barack Obama (with a little American Flag Lapel Pin Photoshopped In) Said All That They Needed To. Ergo, Barack Obama is a God and We should All Worship Him Uncritically. Go to it.

Or I’m treated to “news” that essentially asks the question: How can Obama be so wonderful, and how did he become so wonderful, and was he always wonderful or did he start out kind of wonderful and then become really wonderful as he grew older?

Now, that’s new you can use.

Savage Dragon Endorse Obama. Comic Book Artists Endorse Obama! As The Second Coming! Who Woulda Thunk It?

Savage Dragon endorsed Obama. A very hard-won endorsement, no doubt. Because Obama is, like, a modern Superman. Except he doesn’t actually capture criminals, fight crime, or solve problems of any kind. Or have any super powers. Or look good in red-and-blue tights.

Young Blood I Think Features Obama As a Character in the Comic. Selecting a Super-Team to Go with the Super President or Something.

Oh, our beloved Obama. So no need to send me to an Obama Indoctrination Camp.

Palin Pardons a Turkey, All Others Get the Axe

And thank goodness for that. Turkey is good eatin’.

I love how Palin = Scandal! Comments on the video at YouTube, as of this posting, say things like “I bet PETA is knocking on her door right about now.”

Um, PETA didn’t know that turkeys are food? Where do they think turkey sandwiches come from? The sandwich fairy? Well, it may have been impolitic, but I’m betting most of the folks thinking this is some sort of Palin scandal or PR tragedy don’t have any trouble shoveling the product of set “turkey massacre” in their mouth.

I have seen this sort of unspeakable horror before. It America, we call it “a farm”. Sheesh.

Sarah Palin Pardons Turkey but Ignores Veterans. That headline just jumped out at me as “huh?” I thought the guys who did the “Palin didn’t know Africa was a continent” hoax were done. What, you didn’t know all that was bullhockey? Well, more on the Palin hoax here. It even got a little play in The New York Times. Learn something new every day, dontcha? You betcha!

Paliin’s Turkey Photo Op. And Palin’s Turkey Pardon Mishap. Hey, as long as the turkey she pardoned didn’t get butchered, it’s not a mishap. Sarah Palin Interviewed in front of Turkey Murder. Murder! Again, in the real world, we call that “farming” or “food production” or “Thanksgiving”.

You spoiled urbanites should be grateful for the thankless toiling the folks who make your sandwiches and the beef jerkey you scarf while blogging about how stupid they are do.

Man, that was an awkward sentence. I’m sure Tim “I’m-Smarter-Than-You-You-Backwoods-Hick” Hatch, who commented on my Jon Stewart/Sarah Palin post will nail me for that one, if he returns one day.

I should probably re-read The Elements of Style. That’s a good book.

Sarah Palin Explains That Her Anonymous Critics Are Full Of Shiznits

Palin denounces her critics as cowardly.

And they are.

Palin Denounces Critics, Loads Handgun.

So, who are you going to believe? Anonymous sources who are under no obligation to tell the truth, offer evidence, or even reveal who they are or their motivation for this so-called “whistle blowing”?

Or the woman who has the most to lose if anything she’s saying turns out to be a lie?

Hmmm.

Hot Air has the video.

Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour Splitting Up? And John McCain on SNL

Apparently, they are splitting up. Or, hold on, maybe they aren’t.

 

A crappy picture of both of them. Which one do you think is more attractive?

If they do split, I think I know what went wrong. “That meatloaf was awful. It didn’t even taste like food. And last night? I’ve seen more passion out of am 80 year old nun. You were horrible. Horrible! And you just aren’t star material.”

 

John McCain Sings The Hits.

In other news, John McCain was on SNL last night. Pretty funny stuff. He does his own infomercial. On the Home Shopping Network. Take that, Obamarama! BTW, Ralph Nader calls him Obamarama, too.

But, back to the topic at hand. Saturday Night Live has proven itself more politically relevant, and risk taking, this year than it has in, what? A decade? Props, SNL. Props.

As for McCain, I think he’s just holding on, hoping for The Bradley Effect to kick in at the last minute. Me, I’m hoping the Oh-My-Gosh-I-Don’t-Really-Want-To-Put-A-Socialist-60s-Radical-In-The-Whitehouse effect kicks in. But I don’t think it will.

So, all hail Our Glorious Leader! I love me some Obama. No need to round me up and put me in a camp. No, no indeed.

…

And now, a randomly hot chick who is so gorgeous it makes my teeth hurt, and the fact she was probably born the same year I graduated from high school makes me feel very old. Very, very old. But here she is.

 

A randomly hot babe. Cuz if she is covering her nozzles, it aint technically nudity. Not exactly.

Big Spending on Sarah Palin’s Clothes

Nevermind billions in earmarks. Forget Democrats trying to funnel $200 million or more to partisan Democrat-hack frontgroup ACORN, forget the $2,000,000,000,000 (that’s $2 trillion, folks) that has been wiped out in the financial markets, in no small part thanks to Democraticals playing fast and loose with “affordable housing” via their largely unregulated (because Democratics didn’t want no oversight) big-money playgrounds, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Forget the gazillions in taxes Democrats are planning to put in their pockets once they’ve got unbeatable majorities and the Whitehouse and can suck the gold fillings out of your teeth with their new fair-and-balanced tax plans. And forget that that’s all your tax money.

Sarah Palin, in Fancy Clothes. That Uppity Alaskan Woman. Just Who The Hell Does She Think She Is, Wearing Expensive Clothes That Are For Liberal Elites and Hollywood Types?

Republicans have spent a lot of money for Sarah Palin’s clothes! Tragedy! Scandal! One report has it at $150,000 dollars. Another report has it at $220,000.

Sarah Palin, Wearing Nice Clothes. The Outrage! The Scandal!

Forget Bill Ayers. Forget Obama and Ayers Annenberg Challenge, an “educational” program designed to indoctrinate school children into Marxism and anarchism instead of, I dunno, teaching them to read and write. Forget Joe Biden promising Obama will be tested with a terrorist attacks or direct military threats because the international community will see Obama as weak and inexperienced. Sarah Palin’s handlers in the McCain campaign spent a lot of money on new fancy duds for public appearances and what not.  

As the PuffHo’s note, Palin Clothes Spending has Dems Salivating. How much did Hillary Clinton spend on her clothes during the campaign? I’m sure it was all off-the-rack stuff from Dress Barn, right? Bah.

For that matter, how much money does Michelle Obama spend on her designer duds? Not to mention, those pearls she likes to wear. Hmm.

There’s more outrage over this than the AIG Spa Day that cost more than twice what Sarah Palin’s clothes–which are going to be donated to charity after the campaign, BTW–and was, for all practical purposes, done on the tax payers dime, not the campaign donors dime.

The conclusion to draw? First, while this is supposed to somehow illustrate Republican hypocrisy and that the down-to-earth Sarah Palin “image” is all bullshiznit, it’s actually the media elites and big liberal Democrats and partisan hacks pushing this story that are the hypocrites. What kind of wardrobe do they have? How expensive is Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton’s wardrobe?

Michelle Obama wearing . . . what? Versace? Donna Karan? No, I’m sure she’s wearing Jaclyn Smith from K-Mart. And the pearls, too. Fricking double-standardized hippo-crits.

Those folks don’t buy off-the-rack at Zales, I hate to tell you. None of them. And I doubt their clothes are going to charity after the campaign. And how pricey is Katie Couric’s wardrobe? Or any of the folks in the media? Is it just me, or is Michelle Obama sporting some new big expensive piece of bling everytime she shows up somewhere? The media’s response to that? Not interested. We gotta nuke Palin. Kill her, they shout. Why isn’t anybody reporting on that?

And that would be the second thing to draw as a conclusion. These folks are desperate to destroy Palin, to completely discredit her, and to drive a wedge between her and the people that love her. They are much more hostile to her than they are to McCain? Why? Because, McCain, for all his objectionable not-being-a-full-on-Marxist and being a Republican, is a Washington insider. In the end, he’s much more palatable than a salt-of-the-earth, tough-as-nails, regular-joe woman like Sarah Palin. The very idea that some of you peasants, you rubes, you red state neanderthals–the idea that you might get someone you like anywhere near the Whitehouse is anethema to them. So whatever it takes.

Can’t wait to vote for Palin come November. Yah, I know, Obama is gonna win. But I’m casting my vote for Palin. And Palin ain’t going nowhere, no matter what you libs throw at her, and no matter how much you wish it to be true.

And, if a miracle happens, and she ends up as Veep in the Whitehouse, I will luxuriate in the sweet taste of the elite liberal tears that will be raining down from the ivory towers that house them, and all their superiority. Hey, a guy can dream, can’t he?

Another Pic of Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, This Time Wrapped in the American Flag! I Stand and Salute You!

Another picture of Lisa Ann from Nalin Paylin.

Lisa Ann from Nailin Paylin, the Sarah Palin Porno Video. All wrapped up in the flag. God bless America.

I wonder what kind of skin care products she uses. Seriously. She looks like she has very soft skin, and a great complexion.

Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? Palin Porno Video Surfaces.

Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin. Not quite there, but good enough for a porn movie, I suppose.

The first few minutes of Hustler’s Oscar-Worthy “Nailin’ Paylin”  video has been releasedto the intertubes. As I suspected, she doesn’t have the accent down, Too bad.

Another video. Something, no doubt, destined for the DVD extras.

Jon Stewart to Sarah Palin: “Fudge You!”

Jon Stewart complaints about the divisiveness of Sarah Palin. While saying nasty things about her and saying the ‘fudge you’ thing. Which isn’t divisive, dontcha know?

Sarah Palin gets ready to bitch-slap herself some Jon Stewart.

Fudge you ,sez little Jonny Stewart. Only he used a different word.

Seriously, the continued hate on Palin, the continued hate on small-town America–fuzzle them. Fuzzle them in right in the shuzzle.

Jon Stewart rants on. He says something about how anybody who doesn’t agree with a big city guy like him is a hayseed, redneck hick. 

Jon says:

I can’t take it anymore…After eight years of this divisiveness, we’re back to this idea that only small-town America is the real America.

Where do you start with comments like that? First of all, telling Sarah Palin: “F*** you!” in a public performance isn’t divisive? What kind of moron on you, Stewart? The Ivy-League, Double-Dipped in Doctorates kind? 

And then, you know what? Small-town America is the real America. Big cities are, too, sure. But it wasn’t some small-town gun-toting redneck that put this together, if you recall:

 

Jesusland. Cuz you backwoods red-state voters who didn't vote for Kerry love Jesus. Which is because you're stupid. We wish we were part of a smart country that had universal healthcare, like Canada.

 

Valuing and esteeming the ethos and the culture of small-town America isn’t bad. Which, lets be honest, is what Jon Stewart really has his panties in a wad about.

Small-town America rocks. It isn’t anything to be ashamed of. And you’ll see more flags on main street in most small towns than you did in big cities with thirty- or forty-times the population.

Did I forget this map? I apologize for the profanity that appears in the graphic, but I think it’s worth showing how Big City Urban Blue State America looks with such “non-divisiveness” at Red State, Rural and Small Town America.

 

You know what it says. I ain't going to repeat it. But when did divisive Sarah Palin draw this map exactly? She didn't? Does Jon Stewart know?

But that’s all just good fun. You know what really offends liberals like Jon Stewart, who are complaining about small-town America laying a claim to being the backbone of our country? To being hard-working, country-loving, and patriotic? This is what scares libs like Jon Stewart:

Eek! Run! It's the Symbol of American Oppression and Jingoistic Redneck Backwoods Flag Waving Bigotry! Run! Run!

Amy Robach Somehow Manages to Find Undecided Voters Who Don’t Like Sarah Palin

Amy Robach Finds Undecided Voters for Obama against Palin for Some Reason.

 

Amy Robach managed to assemble seven “undecided voters” (and reported that five voted for Bush) who did not express high opinions of the Alaska governor.

Really? Um, I think that’s probably seven “undecided liberal voters” or “undecided Obama voters who like to say they are undecided but know who they are voting for, anyway”. Even if they voted for Bush in 2000 or 2004. Or maybe they mean George H.W. Bush, in 1988.

These people just hate themselves some Palin–and, by “these people”, I mean the MSM, the Washington Establishment, liberals, leftists, Communists, Ivy League elitists, among others. Because she’s from a small town, because she winks, because she blows kisses to our military men and women, because she has five kids, and because she stopped at the Wal-Mart, while on the campaign trail, to pick up some diapers for Trig.

Sarah Palin buys some diapers for Trig at Wal-Mart. Liberals hate her for it. Of course.

More on Sarah Palin shopping at the Wal-Mart. God, I love this woman. I love her more than I have loved any politician, except possibly my retrospective love for Great Presidents like Ronaldus Magnus and George Washington. 

Another Palin-hater makes fun of Palin presiding over a Wal-Mart wedding. And these elitist douchebags are the folks we want running our country?

BTW, just want to plug one of my favorite podcasts again: My History Can Beat Up Your Politics. Dude is an Old School liberal who does one of the best historical podcasts on politics out there–honest, educated, thoughtful and honorable. Try to find one of them among the Palin Haters. You won’t. No reason. I just wanted to plug it. Listened to another great episode yesterday. It’s a consistent dose of awesomeness for history buffs and political wonks alike.

McCain on Letterman, McCain and Obama at Alfred E. Smith Dinner and Palin 2012

McCain on Letterman admits he screwed up when he cancelled appearance. “Look, I wasn’t going to show up, but now I’m nose-diving in the polls so I’ll try anything. Want to see me bite the head off a chicken?”

And McCain is confronted on the hot controversy of . . . G. Gordon Liddy. Ah, pipples. Some days I weep for our Democracy.

More at RightPundits.

In other newses, McCain Roasts Obama Like a Vicious Republican Attack Machine at the Al E. Smith Dinner:

And then Obama is funny, and says funny stuff, and is a great guy at the same Alfred E. Smith Dinner:

More lucid commentary from Right Pundits (again, with those people!).

What do I think? McCain and Obama both came off great at the Al. E Smith Dinner, Letterman came off as a little petty and McCain came off as a little desperate during the Letterman show. Obama is gonna win and McCain is going to ride of into the sunset and, despite how much the commies in this country hate her, Sarah Palin is going to be back. Guaranteed.

Yay, Sarah! Palin 2012. That’s all I’m saying.

Last, but not least, the Sarah Palin bio video that you didn’t get to see at the Republican Convention:

 

Sarah Palin Porn Does Not Come Up In Debate

Bob Schieffer was afraid to ask the hard questions. Like, is it true there’s going to be a 3-way in the Oval Orifice?

Bob Schieffer Actually Asked Some of the More Ballsy Debate Questions. Good show, Bob. Good show.

Still, he could’ve quoted Weather Underdog Terrorizer Bill Ayers, who Obama has worked with on education projects, and had this to say in 1970: “Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home. Kill your parents, that’s where it’s really at.“

Um, Ayres said that, not Obama. Obama just said: “I want your money. Gimmee.”

To repeat, Obama associate Bill Ayres once said: “Kill your parents, that’s where it’s really at.”

My, that’s a mighty fine educational philosophy. I hope he’s modulated it some, since then.

Okee-dokee. Back to Palin Porn.

Here's Larry Flynt's Palin, Lisa Ann. Yah, she's cute but . . . she ain't no Sarah Palin. Sorry.

I gotta say. Nothing against Lisa Ann, or any of the hardworking adult film stars that make the porn industry in America one of the world’s finest, but, ya know, she just ain’t . . . Sarah. Not even close.

Sarah Palin. Kicking Ass and Naming Names. If only John McLame would do that.

Palin Visits the Site of the Former World Trade Center. Should terrorist die under a blazing rain of good old American-made bombs? You betcha!

Oh, yeah. Sorry, Lisa Ann. You just can't compare. It ain't all about the mammaries, sweety. There is class. There is poise. There is raw charisma. Palin has what you just ain't got. Sorry.

Palin As President. Will There Be a Stripper Pole?

What will the Oval Office look like with Palin As President? Take a look.

Looks good to me.

Sarah Palin. A lovely black-and-white portrait. Ahhh. Sweet Sarah.

In other Sarah Palin news, Dan Quayle has some advice for Sarah Palin. Um, thanks but no thanks.

John Cleese also has an interesting take on Sarah Palin’s run for VP of the US.

In other news about hot chicks, Stephanie Babines is having trouble opening her pole dancing studio. This is a travesty, people. Make your voices heard.

Stephanie Babines. Come on, let her pole dance. The world will only be a better place.

Oh My God, You’re Gorgeous is Stephanie Babines official site.

Someone Pole Dancing like Stephanie Babines Wants To, But The Man Won't Let Her! Injustice! Rise Up, My Brothers! Rise Up!

Doonesbury’s Garry Trudeau Doesn’t Like Sarah Palin. Or Bloggers.

And we are surprised why? 

Apparently, some whiners are. But seriously, Garry Trudeau (it’s not “Gary”, Internetz, its got two Rs) has always been a huge liberal. It’s a comic strip. Live with it. Here’s the latest one dissin’ Palin. He also recently did an interview with Mother Jones magazine. I mean, come on. I hear the editorial board of Mother Jones just barely voted down changing the name to “Die, America, Die” last year. True story.

Doonesbury's Garry Trudeau Comments on Bloggers. For shame, Garry. For shame.

You expect Daily Kos to say bad stuff about conservatives and Republicans no matter what, right? Garry Trudeau has always been a big lib, and the strip about Palin’s family completely misses what conservatives and even “family values” are about and . . . he’s never gotten it. He’s about 80* years old now, he’s never going to get it.

*He’s actually 60. But, come on, the guy’s a fossil.

In more interesting news, I see you folks have been looking for Tiffany Michelle. She just won a game of strip poker. She’s pretty cute, too.

 

She's cute enough. I don't play poker, and don't like to gamble, so my interest in her pretty much starts and ends there.

Speaking of sexy poker babes, this is Tina Wallman:

Tina Wallman apparently plays poker. Which has something to do with why she's naked in the desert.

Thanks to the BabesInPoker.com website for introducing you and me to her. If you go there, I have a great gambling tip for ya: don’t. The house always wins in the end. You know what that means? It means that you always lose in the end. Subliminal message of sites like this? Waste lots of money gambling, and you’ll impress hot chicks. It doesn’t happen. I promise you. 

Video below (of Tina Wallman) is kinda like soft-core poker porn. Might not qualify as soft-core, these days, with the stuff that’s on the TV. Just wanted to make sure you were warned.

Anti-Palin T-Shirts and Buttons. And the Whole Sarah Palin is a C**t Thing.

Not cool, Internets. Not cool. This Anti-Palin stuff goes from political speech to declare-myself-to-be-a-tasteless-moron speech.

Not so bad. Guarantee you, they get worse.

These are also a little harsh, and not safe for work. Zazzle has some that are all right, and they got anti-Obama, too.

More Anti-Palin shirts. They sure like that c-word.

And how about this one? Retarded Republican Babies for Palin. In infant and toddler sizes.

Wee-hoo. Liberals are more funny and more creative than conservatives. Uh-huh.

Stay classy, lefties. Or at least, occasionally, try to have a little class.