Posts Tagged 'jesus christ'

ClearBlogs is Totally Uncool.

Used to have a moderately updated blog at ClearBlogs, called BigPimpin, that was just a collection of stuff I was working on. Just went there, and it was gone. Thought they had singled me out, but apparently everything is gone, according to their stats. Something must have nuked their database. Hope they have a backup.

Hope everyone had a merry holiday. I forgot to post my ritual Christmas song (written and recorded by the awesome Al Phlipp, back in 1986, on the cusp of 1987), Christmas in the Ghetto. Apologies for the production values, but it is a classic.

Why do you never get what you really want for Christmas? Ah, well.

Why do you never get what you really want for Christmas? Ah, well.

So, Merry Belated Christmas and all that. Remember, it is Christmas. He is the Reason for the Season.

Jesus Christ is what Christmas is All About.

Jesus Christ is what Christmas is All About.

Also, have a Happy New Year, and all that.

John 17:1 — Jesus Brings His ‘A’ Game to Our Eternal Salvation

John 17:1 is what you are searching for. The passage that God kept telling me to read, amongst other things, that gave me my C.S. Lewis style conversion moment from die-hard atheist to crappy Christian. And by crappy, I mean I am a crappy Christian. I could do a much, much better job.

After Jesus said this, he looked toward heaven and prayed: “Father, the time has come. Glorify your Son, that your Son may glorify you. For you granted him authority over all people that he might give eternal life to all those you have given him. Now this is eternal life: that they may know you, the only true God, and Jesus Christ, whom you have sent. I have brought you glory on earth by completing the work you gave me to do. And now, Father, glorify me in your presence with the glory I had with you before the world began

Jesus Christ. Know Jesus, know peace. No threats, nothing about how your life will suck if you do not know Jesus. That is not how I roll. I am just saying, get to know the Guy.
Jesus Christ. Know Jesus, know peace. No threats, nothing about how your life will suck if you do not know Jesus. That is not how I roll. I am just saying, get to know the Guy.

Don’t forget John 14. Might mean something to you. And, yes, I mean you specifically. You know I’m talking to you.

Laterz, My Fellow Lambs.

Shakir Stewart Apparently Commits Suicide. Also, Katt Williams is Fine and Tim Tebow Might or Might Not have a Hot Girlfriend.

Shakir Stewart. Apparently being Rich and Successful was Too Depressing.

Shakir Stewart. Apparently being Rich and Successful was Too Depressing.

I really didn’t know who Shakir Stewart was, before he committed suicide. I’m betting there’s more to the story, somehow.

Update: Here’s a blog post about Shakir Stewart, and what a great guy he was, from someone who actually knew him. More details.

Well, I guess it goes to show money, fame and power don’t really make you happy. Not that you’ll ever get a chance to know that, because once Obama is president, nobody outside the Glorious One’s inner-circle will ever get to know what it’s like to be rich and powerful. Or keep the money you earn. Or go to the doctor of your choice.

Heh. I’m exaggerating. I hope.

Update: To be clear, I know absolutely nothing about Shakir Stewart, and am not judging him or the overall quality of his life or anything else. Basically, I got no idea what I’m talking about. But thanks for coming by.

Update 2: Also, someone complained that the next pictures was one of Katt Williams (who was in the news at the same time, not my fault) was the next picture seen, holding a gun. Apparently some of you smarter-than-me folks thought I was making a suggestion I was not. And I’m not getting rid of the picture, but I am going to put a humorous depiction of a cat-and-dog from I Can Haz Cheezburger between them, to break it up a little bit.

Cats and Dogs can get along. Why cant we?

Cats and Dogs can get along. Why can't we?

And now, a random picture of an attractive young woman:

A Randomly Attractive Young Lady to Serve as a Break Between Shakir and Katt Williams, who were featured at the same time in two unrelated stories that werent meant to imply anything.

A Randomly Attractive Young Lady to Serve as a Break Between Shakir and Katt Williams, who were featured at the same time in two unrelated stories that weren't meant to imply anything.

Next, an elipsis, and the Update Will end, and Back to the Original Post.

Katt Williams is Not Dead. So Stop Worrying About It.

Katt Williams is Not Dead. So Stop Worrying About It.

In other news, Katt Williams is not dead. The plane crash thing is a rumor. Didn’t happen. That’s about all I got there. Other than he looks like a good Enforcer, in that picture, for the coming Obama administration. Guns in one hand, to get the Joe-the-Plumber’s to zip their lips, and the money plucked out of Joe’s wallet in the other. You fix the Constitution, Obama. You fix it right up.

Sarah Palin Got a Prank Call from a fake Nicolas Sarkozy. Isnt there a Law Against Impersonating Heads of State?

Sarah Palin Got a Prank Call from a fake Nicolas Sarkozy. Isn't there a Law Against Impersonating Heads of State?

Sarah Palin got a prank call. Well, it happens. It was from a guy pretending to be from the MSM, asking actual questions about politics without a hidden agenda to somehow destroy her and elect Obama Supreme Leader for Life. Once the prank caller asked about how cutting the capital gains taxes traditionally increases real revenues to the Federal Treasury, Palin caught on. “Now, come on. This really isn’t Tom Brokaw, is it? Come on. You can admit it.”

And you’re very interested in gooey duck. Actually spelled “geoduck”. I’ve never heard of it, and really can’t bring myself to care about it now. Has something to do with shellfish and illegally growing them on state tidelands? What?

You know, I remember a day when a fella could buy a plot of land, raise him some gooey ducks, and make himself a living. Apparently, with all the EPA and Fish and Wildlife and nature preserves and federal tidelands and Greenpeace and what not, nobody gets to make a living or feed their family, except when they serve at the pleasure of bureaucrats in government and politicians in Washington.

Thomas Jefferson must be turning over in his grave. Or, being turned over by his slaves, as turning over himself would probably have been too much work for a member of the landed gentry.

In other news, you’re very interested in Tim Elbow’s girlfriend. Apparently she’s stacked. And if a guy with a douchey last name like Elbow has a girlfriend that hot, there’s hope for all of us Internet Geekz, huh?

What? Tim Tebow? Whatever. Name’s still douchey.

Does Tim Elbows Girlfriend have a name? Other than Really Stacked Chick? Well have to look into this.

Does Tim Tebow's Girlfriend have a name? Other than Really Stacked Chick? We'll have to look into this.

Oops. Apparently there’s some controversy over which chick is actually Tim Tebow’s girlfriend. Well, to each his own, but I’d suggest he goes with the really stacked chick. She’s hot.

Apparently, hot chick isn’t his girlfriend, and her name is not Erin Drewes. What her actual name is, I still don’t know. Here she is again:

Not Tim Elbows Girlfriend. Maybe shes available guys! Go find out now! I hear she loves neckbeards.

Not Tim Elbow's Girlfriend. Maybe she's available guys! Go find out now! I hear she loves neckbeards.

Or is it Erin Drewes? Aw, who the hell knows. Another pic of her in a bikini, though, seems called for:

Maybe Erin Drewes or Maybe Not But Definitely Not Tim Elbows Girlfriend

Maybe Erin Drewes or Maybe Not But Definitely Not Tim Elbows Girlfriend

Is that Lucy Pinder? Tim Tebow? What kind of names are these?

Lucy Pinder? Erin Ewes? Who the Hell Is She, Really?

Lucy Pinder? Erin Ewes? Who the Hell Is She, Really?

I see you’re also looking for phil 4 13. I assume that’s Philippian’s 4:13: “I can do everything through Him who gives me strength.”

This is true, my friends. Yes, you can. Yes, you can.

Hint. “Him who gives me strength” is not Barack Obama. Or anybody in politics. Or anybody in entertainment. Or anybody on this earth. Check out the gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John for more information.

Jesus Christ. Know Peace. Thats All. No Threats. Chillz, Internetz. Chillz.

Jesus Christ. Know Peace. That's All. No Threats. Chillz, Internetz. Chillz.

Peace, my brotherz and sistahz. Peace.


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