Iron Man 2, Black Widow Origin Story, and Sweet Scarlett Johansson

MTV tells us that Marvel is going to launch a 4 issue origin story for Black Widow to tie in with the new Iron Man 2 movie. I might actually buy a comic book for the first time in, like, ten years.

UPDATE: BLACK WIDOW Movie COULD BE A GO! ScarJo says “Imma Gonna Be Famous!”

Black Widow Got Back, from Promotional or Fan Art or Something for the Black Widow from Marvel Comics.

Apparently there was a lot of great Iron Man 2 footage at Comi-Con, including Scarlett Johansson as the Black Widow kicking all sorts of butt, but not sign of said footage on the Internetz Tubez as of yet. Lemme know if you find something.

Scarlett Johansson Will Make a Fine Black Widow.

Scarlett Johansson as Natasha Romanoff in Iron Man 2.

I’m looking much forward to this (Ironman 2) and Tron 2 the very most of anything right now. More stuff on Tron 2 from here. Well, I’m also looking forward to The Hobbit, but nothing on that thus far. Probably will be a lot on it at Comi-Con next year. So, cool.

One more picture of Scarlett as The Black Widow. Yeah, it’s been everywhere, but I’m trying to be inclusive.

Scarlett Johansoon Is The Black Widow in IronMan 2

Too bad for Emily Blunt. But I’m sure she’ll do well enough for herself.

Is Scarlett Johansson The Perfect Woman?

Quite possibly. Lots of evidence. Take, for example, her reaction to getting felt up at the Golden Globes.

But, there’s plenty more than that.

Good Golly, Scarlett Johansson is Gorgeous. And She Works It. Oh, Yes. She Works It.

Yes, she has many positive attributes, but the attitude is number one. Next, that face. She’s got what the people call “bone structure”. Amazing.

Scarlett Johansson Makes Love to the Camera.

What is it? Symmetry? Nah. Perfect flaws? Maybe. Whatever it is, she’s got it. The Magic Mojo. Call it Mojohannson.

Scarlett Johansson--She has the Look. That Song Could Have Been Written For Her. Only That Song is Not Worthy of Her.

Oh. My. Gosh. Just gorgeous. Just astounding. Truly.

Statuesque. Classic. The Embodiment of Woman. That is Scarlett Johansson.

Yes, she’s got all the right parts. Yes, she has an attractive body. But . . .

Scarlett Johansson Has a Well Proportioned Figure. But Thats Not the Point.

The point is, she is hot.

Scarlett Johannson. Sweet. Seducitve. Pure. Naughty. All wrapped up in one.

Is she human? I’m sure. Flawed? No doubt. Imperfect? Of course. But . . . she presents herself well. She’s got a great attitude, and it is conveyed by everything about her. As far as people go, she is perfect. The perfect woman.

Keeping in mind, I’m sure the perfect woman still farts, belches, gets back zits and can be a bitch. That’s life, pipplz.

Scarlett Johansson Has the Look.

What an incredible picture. That girls takes a great photo.

Scarlett Johansson Goes Goth. And she Pulls it Off.

Scarlett Johansson by Todd Plitt. Another Great Head Shot. Sheesh, she is a Goddess.

Windblown. The Perfect Smile. Sigh. Ah, well. What is Life Without Impossible-to-Achieve Fantasies to Aspire To?

Scarlett Works it For the Camera. Does she ever.

All right. More Scarlett Johansson on a future date.

Jennifer Butler Murray Leaves Bill Murray for Scarlett Johansson

Bill Murray and former, Too-Hot-for-Him Wife, Jennifer Butler Murray. Sure, She Probably Had Here Eyes on the Loot. But 11 Years is a Long Time To Wait Just To Get a No-Fault and Half The Money.

Jennifer Butler Murray left Bill Murray “Dead and Broken”, according to him. But he’s going to get on with it, and you Internets are really happy about it and keeping searching for Jennifer Butler Murray, probably because you had no idea he was married, and figured he was just doing to hot chicks in his movies. Like Scarlett Johansson.

Scarlett Johansson. Do I really need an excuse?

 A lot of interest in Carrie Milbank this afternoon. I can see why.

Carrie Milbank. She’s reasonably cute.

Apparently, she was a cheerleader, and now she’s a TV personality. I love those rags to riches stories. And, as you can tell, she got their with pure moxie!

In other news, Jamie Lynn Spears is pregnant again, probably. Big surprise. You can take the girls out of the trailer, but . . .

Pretty soon she’s going to need a double-wide.

 You’re also looking for Whitney Cummings. Now, if that isn’t a porn star name, I don’t know what is. But apparently she’s just a regular actress. What a waste of a great porn name. 

Whitney Cummings. Not Actually a Porn Actress.

You’re also all on about searching for AIG Spa. Come on, folks. After working so hard to get bailed out with your tax money, those rich fat cats need a nice spa day. On your dime.

Laterz, Internets. Come to think of it, I could use a spa day, myself. Anybody want to bail me out?