ACORN Busy Community Activating Child Prostitution

Is anybody really surprised that ACORN is involved in tax evasion and, potentially, child prostitution? Seriously?

Random Acorn Person. Not the prostitute in question. Just one of the ACORN members that help make fraud and deceit happen.

The Wall Street Journal covers just how rotten to the core ACORN is.

In other news, you people are interested in the Motorola Cliq, a me-too, been-there-done-that phone from Motorala. Yawn.

The Morotal Cliq With Motobore. I mean, Motoblur.

In still other news, hot Asian Yale Grade student Annie Le disappeared days before New York wedding. Hmm.

Anne Le disappeared mysteriously.

Hopefully, she’ll be found. Maybe she just got cold feet. At this point, that’s the best possible outcome.

Okee-dokee. More laterz, my peoplez.

Big Spending on Sarah Palin’s Clothes

Nevermind billions in earmarks. Forget Democrats trying to funnel $200 million or more to partisan Democrat-hack frontgroup ACORN, forget the $2,000,000,000,000 (that’s $2 trillion, folks) that has been wiped out in the financial markets, in no small part thanks to Democraticals playing fast and loose with “affordable housing” via their largely unregulated (because Democratics didn’t want no oversight) big-money playgrounds, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Forget the gazillions in taxes Democrats are planning to put in their pockets once they’ve got unbeatable majorities and the Whitehouse and can suck the gold fillings out of your teeth with their new fair-and-balanced tax plans. And forget that that’s all your tax money.

Sarah Palin, in Fancy Clothes. That Uppity Alaskan Woman. Just Who The Hell Does She Think She Is, Wearing Expensive Clothes That Are For Liberal Elites and Hollywood Types?

Republicans have spent a lot of money for Sarah Palin’s clothes! Tragedy! Scandal! One report has it at $150,000 dollars. Another report has it at $220,000.

Sarah Palin, Wearing Nice Clothes. The Outrage! The Scandal!

Forget Bill Ayers. Forget Obama and Ayers Annenberg Challenge, an “educational” program designed to indoctrinate school children into Marxism and anarchism instead of, I dunno, teaching them to read and write. Forget Joe Biden promising Obama will be tested with a terrorist attacks or direct military threats because the international community will see Obama as weak and inexperienced. Sarah Palin’s handlers in the McCain campaign spent a lot of money on new fancy duds for public appearances and what not.  

As the PuffHo’s note, Palin Clothes Spending has Dems Salivating. How much did Hillary Clinton spend on her clothes during the campaign? I’m sure it was all off-the-rack stuff from Dress Barn, right? Bah.

For that matter, how much money does Michelle Obama spend on her designer duds? Not to mention, those pearls she likes to wear. Hmm.

There’s more outrage over this than the AIG Spa Day that cost more than twice what Sarah Palin’s clothes–which are going to be donated to charity after the campaign, BTW–and was, for all practical purposes, done on the tax payers dime, not the campaign donors dime.

The conclusion to draw? First, while this is supposed to somehow illustrate Republican hypocrisy and that the down-to-earth Sarah Palin “image” is all bullshiznit, it’s actually the media elites and big liberal Democrats and partisan hacks pushing this story that are the hypocrites. What kind of wardrobe do they have? How expensive is Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton’s wardrobe?

Michelle Obama wearing . . . what? Versace? Donna Karan? No, I’m sure she’s wearing Jaclyn Smith from K-Mart. And the pearls, too. Fricking double-standardized hippo-crits.

Those folks don’t buy off-the-rack at Zales, I hate to tell you. None of them. And I doubt their clothes are going to charity after the campaign. And how pricey is Katie Couric’s wardrobe? Or any of the folks in the media? Is it just me, or is Michelle Obama sporting some new big expensive piece of bling everytime she shows up somewhere? The media’s response to that? Not interested. We gotta nuke Palin. Kill her, they shout. Why isn’t anybody reporting on that?

And that would be the second thing to draw as a conclusion. These folks are desperate to destroy Palin, to completely discredit her, and to drive a wedge between her and the people that love her. They are much more hostile to her than they are to McCain? Why? Because, McCain, for all his objectionable not-being-a-full-on-Marxist and being a Republican, is a Washington insider. In the end, he’s much more palatable than a salt-of-the-earth, tough-as-nails, regular-joe woman like Sarah Palin. The very idea that some of you peasants, you rubes, you red state neanderthals–the idea that you might get someone you like anywhere near the Whitehouse is anethema to them. So whatever it takes.

Can’t wait to vote for Palin come November. Yah, I know, Obama is gonna win. But I’m casting my vote for Palin. And Palin ain’t going nowhere, no matter what you libs throw at her, and no matter how much you wish it to be true.

And, if a miracle happens, and she ends up as Veep in the Whitehouse, I will luxuriate in the sweet taste of the elite liberal tears that will be raining down from the ivory towers that house them, and all their superiority. Hey, a guy can dream, can’t he?

What Just Happened? The Rein. And, The Democratics Burned Down the House

That’s a good question. The American Issues Project has an answer:

And this ad from the McCain camp has a little something to say on the issue, too:

Here’s Frank Luntz on the Most Effective Anti-Obama Ad Evah!  So naturally McCain doesn’t want to run it.

Maybe so. Still not as effective, if you ask me, is the more indepth overview of Republicans trying to prevent the financial meltdown while Democrats fought ’em tooth and nail. List to all the Democrats saying Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac are fine and don’t need any oversight or changes, and how bad Republicans are for even bringing them up. Seriously, it’s amazing. The whole financial mess is tied to the Democrats in a big way right here, and does the McCain camp point people to a website? Offer this video anywhere?

Sheesh. Anyway, here it is:

And don’t forget the follow up, Democratics Be Burning Down the House:

Yah. You wanna know What Just Happened? That just happened, people.

And more, about Bank Affirmative Action. Obama. ACORN. It’s all there.

Forget the debates and the lameness thereof, Internets. This is your homework. You want more financial destruction, elect more Democrats. They think you do want it. And they will be delivering it to you, real soon now. In fact, Democrats can’t even wait for the traditional inauguration day to get into your wallets and start using the global economy as their personal piggy banks.

ACORN Is Using The Google to Find Jessica Alba

At least, that would explain why you keep searching for “register to vote online” and “texas voter registration“.

Jessica Alba Says If You Don’t Vote for Democatics, She’s Going to Eat Your Spleen with a Fava Beans and a Nice Chianti.

Or may it’s something else. Like Jessica Alba telling us we gotta vote (for who, I’m wonderin’) or we’ll get muzzled. By them wascally Snidely Whiplash Republicans, no doubt.

Well, if Jessica Alba says it, I gotta do it. Jessica Alba has some serious street cred. Especially in a bikini, or otherwise scantily clad.

You should be searching for ACORN fraud. That’ll open your eyes, if they aren’t already opened. Or if they aren’t permanently un-openable. Damn, this is an awkward paragraph. I think it’s time to hit the emergency eject. Kashoom!

In other news, lots of you are looking for Shelly Saltman. Apparently, he must’ve been in some trivia question about Evel Knievel on Jeopardy or something.

More Extreme Makeover! You folks are searching on Sadie Holmes, another Extreme Makeover victim who, despite being given a house, can’t seem to hold on to it. And people say socialism doesn’t work! 

Lots of you are searcing on Citicards. You worried about Citi Corp or something? With our fine banking system? Nonsense, I say. Nonsense! Go charge up a bundle, keep the economy going. Buy what you need–or heck, just have a fancy for at the moment–thanks to magical plastic, and don’t worry. Works out great. Just ask Sadie Holmes, who can’t hold on to a house that was given to her. Yay, America!