Gwen Ifill’s In a Wheelchair . . . uh, So What?

Gwen Ifill, who has both trash-talked Palin and has a new pro-Obama books for which she’ll make more money if Obamarama wins is tonight’s debate ‘moderator’, who claims, despite being wheelchair-bound, not to suffer from Palin Derangement Syndrome.

 Gwen Awful–I mean, Gwen Ifill broke her ankle and has to use a wheelchair. I wonder if it’s a cool motorized wheelchair like this one:

A super-cool power wheelchair that looks like a car seat–only the car is really, really small. And that’s some serious convertible, just a seat and wheels. Cool stuff. If I was Gwen Ifill, I’d be using this wheelchair right here.

Phish? That Many of You Really Care about Phish?

So, you people on the Internets this morning are all interested in Phish. Or a Phish Reunion. Boring, but true.

You’re also looking for info about Gwen Awful–I mean, Gwen Ifill, an Obama shill who apparently has a financial interest in Obama winning the election, who is the impartial objective moderator of tomorrow night’s presidential debate. Can I predict what you’ll be looking for tomorrow night? You’ll be The Googling “who won the vp debate” and “vp debate polling” and “sarah palin debate” and stuff like that. Sometimes, you’re kind of predictable, Internets.

Jennifer Miller Got a Little Rowdy at a Hotel. Not the first time that’s happened, I’m sure.

You’re also curious about one Jennifer Miller. Cuz she’s been in some kind of hotel dustup. Boring.

Be more exicting, Internets. I gotta go to the dentist. I expect you to have been more interesting by the time I get back.