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Beautiful Music from Al Phlipp & The Woo Team

From Two-Fisted Tales of True Romance, the lovely Last Tango in the Planetarium.

Al Phlipp and the Woo Teams Two-Fisted Tales of True Romance
Al Phlipp and the Woo Team’s Two-Fisted Tales of True Romance

Or try The Enlightened Despot on for size:

More later. Ciao!

Kate Gosselin, sans Jon, Shows Off Bikini Body

Yup. You can see the scar, but she sure looks smokin' hot in that bikini. You go, girl!
Yup. You can see the scar, but she sure looks smokin’ hot in that bikini. You go, girl!

Kate Gosselin, hitting the beaches without her soon-to-be-former cuckolded husband, Jon, showed off the free surgery she scammed through her freebie-and-money-grab reality exploitation show, Jon & Kate Plus Eight. She had to be showing it off because she has mentioned numerous time how to the paparazzi descend on her and snap a zillion pictures whever she’s in public. So she was givin’ ’em somethin’ to talk about.

You can see the scar, but MILFy Kate Gosselin still rocks that bikini pretty hard. No wonder she wants a beefy security guard, rather that dumpy, chubby, balding hubby, Jon.
You can see the scar, but MILFy Kate Gosselin still rocks that bikini pretty hard. No wonder she wants a beefy security guard, rather that dumpy, chubby, balding hubby, Jon.

I wonder if she’s been working out. Probably. Hey, paparazzi!

Ah, well. A pleasant tune, entirely unrelated, from Al Phlipp and the Woo Team. And in 3/4 time!

Enjoy a little “Apothegm”, from the Al Phlipp album, Apophenia. If you read the definition, apophenia is a good description for most of the post-2000 Al Phlipp music.

Could You Be More Boring at 5:45 AM, Central Time?

“Infield Fly Rule” is the top search? Endometriosis? “Dead Leaves”? Tucker Bounds? Eris Quod Sum?

You’re still looking for that Jenny Rivera porno. No video de sexo. Hablas Ingles? Give it a break. She’s not that cute. Who cares?

Huh. “Dead Leaves” is some kind of horrible, acid-trip anime. Okay, maybe you’re more interesting than I thought, Internetz. But not in a good way.

Endometriosis is a common medical condition “characterized by growth beyond or outside the uterus of tissue resembling endometrium, the tissue that normally lines the uterus“. Eww. Women are gross.

Ah. Eris Quod Sum (Latin for “I Am What You Will Be”) was the title of last nights episode of Heroes.

What Be You I Am Will Do Onions.

Eris Quod Sum? Latin for: What Be You I Am Will Do Onions.

The Infield Fly Rule is meant to prevent unfair gamesmanship by the fielders that would result in and easy double or triple play. Apparently it was an issue in Philly last night.

You’re also searching for McCain campaign spokesman, Tucker Bounds. Can’t quite figure out why.  Not really that interested. 

You’re also searching for info on spontaneous human combustion. Apparently, there was a show on the Discovery Channel about it last night. Damn, I missed it. Looks good. Some speculate that spontaneous human combustion is caused by Alien Radio Waves. You better believe it, baby.

More on the other interesting search this morning in a few minutes, Internetz.


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