Posts Tagged 'random hot chick'

Random Hot Chicks Presenting Their Fabulous Endowments

I don't know who this is, but I wish I did. She's mind-blowingly well-endowed.
I don’t know who this is, but I wish I did. She’s mind-blowingly well-endowed.

A hot blonde presents her prodigous endowment. Wowsers. All I got to say.

Boobs! And Plenty Of 'Em! You Can't Resist The Cleavage, And You Know You Can't.
Boobs! And Plenty Of ‘Em! You Can’t Resist The Cleavage, And You Know You Can’t.

Impressively prodigous.And who doesn’t like bosoms in very tight tops that showcase the decolletage?

Danielle Lloyd wrapped in Ivy.

Danielle Lloyd wrapped in Ivy.If more women like that walked around wearing things like that, it would be a better world.A Blonde Cutey. Qualifies as a Random Hot Chick.Cute enough. Like that come-hither look.Pretty in Mesh. Again, More Women Need To Dress Thusly. Just Sayin'.

Love t hose low-riding white cotton panties.
The Magic of the Sling Bikini. Sweet.

The Magic of the Sling Bikini. Sweet.

And more women need to wear sling bikinis.

More Random Hot Chicks

Anna Something. Damn, she's cute.
Anna Something. Damn, she’s cute.

Not sure who she is, really. But she’s cute.

Eve Lawrence is awfully attractive, as well.

Eve Lawrence is awfully attractive, as well.

Ah, no real women in life like this. Not for you, anyway.
It's a Sling Bikini. Gotta Love It.

It's a Sling Bikini. Gotta Love It.

Another andom hot chick. Who is more than randomly hot.
Man, She's Cute.

Man, She's Cute.

Next Door Nikki. She don’t live next door to me.
Shy Love. Doesn't Look So Shy. Excellent Underboobage.

Shy Love. Doesn't Look So Shy. Excellent Underboobage.

That’s some fine underboob cleavage there. Not to mention those lips. Ah, those sweet lips.
Danielle Lloyd, wrapped in vines.

Danielle Lloyd, wrapped in vines.Danielle Lloyd is cute. And definitely au naturale.Who is she? I dunno. But she's cute.

I should know. She was in Maxim. But I don’t. But she’s cute.

Natalie Sparks in Pig Tails. Man, She's a Cute One.
Natalie Sparks in Pig Tails. Man, She’s a Cute One.

You gotta admit. She cleans up nice.

Boobs. Yeah, I've Done This One Before. But It's Worth Doing Again.

Boobs. Yeah, I've Done This One Before. But It's Worth Doing Again.

Why am I never around when they are taking pictures like this? Huh?
More Natalie Sparks, Pumpin' Up the Cleavage.

More Natalie Sparks, Pumpin' Up the Cleavage.Purple underwear and high heels.Next Door Nikki. Looks Different. Still Cute. Still Someone I don't Live Next Door To, And Never Did.

Sigh. Not Next door to me. Not ever.
Not Sure Who This Is. But She's Mostly Naked. Which is Good Enough For Me.
Not Sure Who This Is. But She’s Mostly Naked. Which is Good Enough For Me.
How tasteful.
That's Elisha Cuthbert, right? Maybe? Anyway, She's Hot.
That’s Elisha Cuthbert, right? Maybe? Anyway, She’s Hot.
Ah, lovely.

Miri Hanai is Also a Queen of Grabbies! Bless Her!

Today, we celebrate Miri Hanai. We live in a blessed world that could create such a magnificent creature. No matter what else is wrong in the world, I’m not thinking about it right now. Are you?

Contents Permanently Under Extreme Pressure! Handle with Care. I Would Handle Her With Care. I Promise.

Miri Hanai Should Be Labeled: Contents Permanently Under Extreme Pressure! Handle with Care. I Would Handle Her With Care. I Promise.

Ah, sweet Miri. Already of excellent and ample bosom, knowing just where to put that hand enhances the experience. Brilliant work, Ms. Hanai. Brilliant.

In Red Bikini, A Little Self-Handling Perfectly Completes the Effect. Sweet Miri Hanai. Sweet, Sweet Miri.

In Red Bikini, A Little Self-Handling Perfectly Completes the Effect. Sweet Miri Hanai. Sweet, Sweet Miri.

Isn’t that a lovely picture? Restores a man’s faith in womankind. But we’re not done yet. Oh, no, not by a long shot.

Gorgeous. Just Gorgeous. Beautiful girl. Beautiful picture. What man would not fall in love with Miri Hanai, just looking at her?

Gorgeous. Just Gorgeous. Beautiful girl. Beautiful picture. What man would not fall in love with Miri Hanai, just looking at her?

I can’t say enough about the picture above. What a beautiful woman, what an excellent pose, what perfect “grabbies”. Bless you, Miri Hanai. Bless you.

Miri Hanai Demands that You Fall In Love With Her Now. Now!

Miri Hanai Demands that You Fall In Love With Her Now. Now!

Words fail me. So more pictures!

The T-Shirt. The Hands. The Facial Expression. The Perfect Woman. Miri Hanai. Done and Done.

The T-Shirt. The Hands. The Facial Expression. The Perfect Woman. Miri Hanai. Done and Done.

Sweetness. What perfection. So, a little more perfection.

Miri Hanai is Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

Miri Hanai is Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

Where do you get a sweater like that? My, my, my. Well, it looks lovely on her.

And a little more.

Mittened Grabbies with Miri Hanai. Excellent. Just perfect.

Mittened Grabbies with Miri Hanai. Excellent. Just perfect.

There. That’s enough for now. More Miri Hanai in the near future. I promise. How could I not?

Miri Hanai Does Magic. She is Magic. Seriously.

It’s time to explore the most excellent Miri Hanai. Who is gorgeous. In case you didn’t know.

Miri Hanai more than fills out a little yellow bikini. Itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny and all that.

Miri Hanai more than fills out a little yellow bikini. Itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny and all that.

Never in my life have I more wanted to be a water bottle.

Miri Hanai, Being Most Beautiful. Period.

Miri Hanai, Being Most Beautiful. Period.

Miri Hanai in a pleasingly flowery bikini.

Miri Hanai Filling Out A Pleasingly Cyan-Colored Bikini.

Miri Hanai Filling Out A Pleasingly Cyan-Colored Bikini.

And Miri fills out a bikini quite nicely.

Miri Hanai Licking an Ice Cream Cone. This Makes Me Think of Something. Cannot Think of What. Hmmm.

Miri Hanai Licking an Ice Cream Cone. This Makes Me Think of Something. Cannot Think of What. Hmmm.

Miri Hanai Licking an Ice Cream Cone isa lovely, innocent little picture. Mmmhmm.

Miri Hanai is Excellent. This Would Be an Excellent Sight to Come Home To, Yes?

Miri Hanai is Excellent. This Would Be an Excellent Sight to Come Home To, Yes?

Technically a Grabby, and Excellent At That. What a Beautiful Shot. What a Beautiful Woman.

Technically a Grabby, and Excellent At That. What a Beautiful Shot. What a Beautiful Woman.

More Miri Coming Up.

This is a Very Elegant Shot. Statuesque, Even.

This is a Very Elegant Shot. Statuesque, Even.

That shot above is just a work of art. Beautiful. Props to whoever took that excellent, beautiful pic.

What is She Wearing? I am not Sure, but She Sure Looks Good In It.

What is She Wearing? I am not Sure, but She Sure Looks Good In It.

She is truly magnificent. That’s all I’m saying.

Miri Hanai Eating A Popsicle. Wonder What That Is Supposed To Make Us Think About. Hmmm.

Miri Hanai Eating A Popsicle. Wonder What That Is Supposed To Make Us Think About. Hmmm.

And even more Miri.

Miri in a Golden Bikini. A Golden Girl in a Golden Bikin. A Golden Goddess.

Miri in a Golden Bikini. A Golden Girl in a Golden Bikin. A Golden Goddess.

Sweet Miri. A Golden Goddess. Awright, some more.

Miri Hanai is Innocence, Sexuality, Beauty.

Miri Hanai is Innocence, Sexuality, Beauty.

She what it’s all about. Am I right, men?

Miri Hanai in a Silvery Too-Small Bikini Thing.

Miri Hanai in a Silvery Too-Small Bikini Thing.

Sweet. She’s just got hips made for making babies. Well, that’s enough for now. More in the near future. Bye! And . . . Pleasant Dreams.

. . .

 

Miri Hanai Gives You Super Happy Pleasant Dreams

Miri Hanai Gives You Super Happy Pleasant Dreams

. . .

Husband Wants His Kidney Back, and Who Can Blame Him?

Ain’t it exactly like a woman? From blog.bioethics.com:

According to Newsday, a New York surgeon, Richard Batista, is asking his wife, Dawnell Batista, for the kidney he gave her in 2001 back, or if she can’t live without it (ha ha)–for $1.5 million in exchange for his regret over the gift.

Bioethics.com’s conclusion:

Here’s my diagnosis of the case: divorce-induced insanity on the part of client and attorney. No reasonable client or attorney would propose asking for a bodily organ or $1.5 million if desperation weren’t involved.

While true, divorcing the guy who gave you a frickin’ kidney, even if it was seven years ago, is kinda–well, typical of the species. Especially the female of the species. But, ah well. Let them fight it out in court. He ain’t getting his kidney back and probably won’t get financial compensation, but it just shows ya how ugly divorces get–so, if you don’t want an ugly divorce, think hard about getting married. Just saying.

More on the story from The New York Daily News.

A Very Perky, Amply Talented Girl.

Miri Hanai: A Very Perky, Amply Talented Girl.

In other news, Miri Hanai is very perky, very ample, and very bountiful, and very beautiful. So, I’d give her a kidney. Um, with some special dispensation made to me for my sacrifice. Heh.

Visanthe Shiancoe Forgets to Hide His Shame in Post-Game Locker Room Scene

A lot of people are apparently excited that Visanthe Shiancoe accidentally showed his doodle during a post game interview.
Maybe he needed some Spartan Waterproof Pull-On Pants.
Visanthe Shiancoe Grabs His Ball.
Visanthe Shiancoe Grabs His Ball.
I dunno. I’m not that interested. Doesn’t really do it for me. This is more my speed:
This is more like it.

This is more like it.

Ah, yes.

You’re also searching for Whitney Cummings (which is a great porn star name, BTW), who is a female comedienne. I’m assuming she was on Howard Stern.

Whitney Cummings, Comedienne, not Porn Star.

Homosexual activists, pissed off at that whole “democracy” thing when it doesn’t immediately go their way, are proposing a Call in Gay Day. I wonder if I can start a “Call in Searching for Pics of Hot Chicks on the Internet Day”.  Whaddaya think?

Most of the rest of the Internetz searches on the Googles this morning are about school closings, inclement weather, snow and the whatnot. Cuz, you know, all that Global Warming.

Ah, well. That’s it for actual search news. Here’s another Random Hot Chick, just because I can.

Another Random Hot Chick Showing Cleavage. Because I Can.
Another Random Hot Chick Showing Cleavage. Because I Can.

Excellent Grabbies Make the World Go Around and Around and Are Very Round

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Is this girl not just about perfect, or what? The roundless. The firmness. The ripeness. I am in love.

A very cute girl. Her site, AllisonAngel.com, is hardcore pornographic site, with videos, etc. Not Safe for Work. In Case You Were Curious.

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Speaking of being round and ripe. Oh my gosh. Are those basketballs? She appears to be very hyper-inflated. Ah, the miracles of elective cosmetic surgery.

May I remind you, they aren’t really naked unless you can see the nozzles. This way it’s just art. Or fashion photography.

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Not Sure Who She Is Or What She is All About. But she is grabbing, so she gets included.

Cute chick above, novel aural stimulation below.

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Headphones Have Many Uses.

Got no idea who that chick down there is, but man, is she a cutie. And she’s grabbing good, so she is included.

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Amatuer, just taking some home made pictures with a digital camera. Have no idea what the impetus would have been, but you just have to love a girl like that. Plus, she’s got herself a handful. 

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Perfect real person above, slightly more air-brushed person below. Still, cute and grabby.

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Below, she may not look like the brightest bulb in the toolbox, but she knows how to enhance her natural assets. I’m not complaining.

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Not sure what the idea is here–trying to sell watches? But It counts, and I like the model.

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Bellow, grabbing in underwear still counts. Depending on who and how, it may count more.

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Below, looks like a professional. Still, can’t discount the cuteness. And she knows how to emphasize her global strengths.

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This (below) looks more amateur. And boy, is she cute. Where do guys meet chicks like that? She must be real. There she is. But, still, she seems almost too good to be true.

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Below, pulling up the shirt grabbies are some of the very best grabbies of all.

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Excellent Undressing Pulling-The-Shirt-Up-Grabbies Gotta Make a Man Go Crazy.

Best for last. This freckled face girl is mega-cute. Almost certainly a profession nakedosity worker, she’s still very essence of ripe, round lusciousness. From the bright red hair to the golden globes she cups with such care, this girl is magic. Magic, I tell you.

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Tempting Use With Candy.

For some reason, makes me think of Charlie Rich.

Awright. Nuff for now. Laterz, Internetz.


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