Posts Tagged 'shannon twins'

You People Are Searching For Naughty Alicia and a Transgender Mayor

When what you mean is “Naught Alysha”. Here’s a highly pornographic link from NaughtyAlysha.com. Not Even Remotely Safe for Work or Home or Anywhere Else Anyone Might See It.

One of the Few Pictures of Alysha That Isn't Explicitly XXX Pornographic. Sheesh. She lives up to her name.

One of the Few Pictures of Alysha That Isn

Naughty Alysha’s WikiPorno page. Why are you suddenly so interested in her? I’m betting she was on Howard Stern. Just a hunch.
In other news, Barack Obama wasn’t the only candidate that made election history yesterday. Stu Rasmussen won the mayoral election in Silverton, Oregon, becoming the nation’s first openly transgender mayor. Has there ever been a secretly-hidden-in-the-closet transgender mayor?
Kristina and Karissa Shannon in towels, like Sarah Palin.
Kristina and Karissa Shannon in towels, like Sarah Palin.
You’re also on about Karissa and Kristina Shannon again. They’ve got some new pics on their MySpace Page. Apparently, that’s what you’re all on about.
Laterz, Internetz.

Walker, Texas Ranger, To Kick Butt At Furman

He’s here to kick ass and chew gum. And he’s all out of gum.

Chuck Norris as Walker, Texas Ranger

Chuck Norris as Walker, Texas Ranger

Chuck is going to speak at Furman University.

Here are some facts you should know about Chuck Norris:

Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise. 

There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of creatures Chuck Norris has allowed to live.

Chuck Norris is currently suing NBC, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his left and right legs.

Chuck Norris can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.

Chuck Norris doesn’t wear a watch, HE decides what time it is.

More at ChuckNorrisFacts.com

You’re still searching on Hugh Hefner’s latest cradle robbing, Karissa and Kristina Shannon.

 

The Shannon Twins, Supposedly. I dont think it looks like them. They look a lot older. But, cute twins, nonetheless.

The Shannon Twins, Supposedly. I don't think it looks like them. They look a lot older. But, cute twins, nonetheless.

Also, you folks are exhibiting an unusual interest in Independent Development Accounts, or IDAs. More on IDAs here.

Basically, it’s free money for poor people to help them buy stuff. The sort of thing that helped lead to our current financial crisis. Fortunately, the website I went to said they weren’t currently taking applications for that IDA. “Program Is Full”. 

Wonder why.

Twins Karissa and Kristina Shannon Move In With Hugh Hefner

 

Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Meh. They're all right, I guess. Maybe the attraction is that they're twins. And Hef's about a thousand years old. What's he gonna really do with 'em, anyway, except look?

Karissa and Kristina Shannon. Meh. They

Hugh Hefner has found himself a set of twins. Good for Hef. Ya know, I think he might finally be ready to settle down. You know, start a family.

Not to be judgemental or anything, but they look like they just turned 17. 

Or here, they look like they just turned 12:

 

Kristina and Karissa Look Like Their About 13 Years Old. Cant Hef Find A Woman At Least Half His Age?

Kristina and Karissa Look Like Their About 13 Years Old. Can't Hef Find A Woman At Least Half His Age?

Apparently, Hugh spent a lot of time nursing an unrequieted love for the Olsen Twins, and this is the best he can do right now.

At least this time, it looks like Hef has finally found true love.


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