Posts Tagged 'karla escobar'

Joe The Plumber Doesn’t Want to Grab The Ankles for Obamarama

Joe the Plumber asked Barack if his tax plan was going to tax him more. Barack said, “Sure, but don’t worry about it. I’ll take your money and give it to poor people, and it’ll magically work out, like subprime lending. You know, affordable housing!” Then he smiled dazzingly, and the reporters all swooned and threw tomatoes at Joe.

Barack Obama Lights the World Up With His Smile. Amazingly, he can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.

Barack Obama Lights the World Up With His Smile. Amazingly, he can take a nothing day, and suddenly make it all seem worthwhile.

I’m pretty sure that’s how it happened.

Remember when I warned you that Karla Escobar top hits on Google were seeding malware and spyware and trojans and whatnot? I was right, and ZDNet confirms it. Told ya you should always listen to me.

Watch out for those Trojans! If its a popular search term, cybercriminals are trying to use it to sucker you into installing malicious trojans, malware, spyware and adware onto your computer.

Watch out for those Trojans! If it's a popular search term, cybercriminals are trying to use it to sucker you into installing malicious trojans, malware, spyware and adware onto your computer.

In other news, a 5th grader died in a recess accident. Damn, that just sucks. That’s all there is to it. He was just playing football! Sheesh. We should keep his family in our prayers. God made it all, and He rocks and all . . . but, man, this just makes me sad.

Nancy Reagan got hospitalized after a fall. When you’re 87, that kind of stuff can be very hard on you. Well, she’s in my prayers, too. I don’t know how much good it will do–I’ve prayed pretty hard for that solid gold rocket car, and so far no dice–but I’ll give it my best.

Nancy Reagan And Ronaldus Magnus, the Greatest President Ever. Except Washington.

Nancy Reagan And Ronaldus Magnus, the Greatest President Ever. Except Washington.

If you’ve never read the Reagan Diaries, check ’em out. The things that shine through are Reagan’s sharp mind, his strong will, and his deep love for one Nancy Davis Reagan.

Still Searching for Karla Escobar? Be Carefully, Pipples! Updated.

Absolute top search result onĀ The Google as of the time I am posting this is a spyware/malware hijacking type site.

Link Title is “Montpelier KARLA ESCOBAR”.

Link says “business.vermonttoday.com/search.pg?q=KARLA + ESCOBAR%3C/title%3E%3Cscript%3 Edocument.locati…” but it redirects and attempts to hijack your computer. Shows a fake “Virus Checking” screen and tries to bully you into downloading some kind of trojan horse. Apparently, no easy place to complain about such things to The Google, so I’m warning you.

Karla Escobar. Don't know where they got this photo. Don't click on the little Play Button Icon. It button does nothing!

Karla Escobar. Don't press the little play button. It does nothing. Nothing!

A few others do similar things. Don’t add any software. Don’t click Okay. Don’t let websites run “the following add-ons”. Don’t let any of them install new active-x controls, etc. Just run! Run fast as you can! Force quit as necessary.

Want worthy Karla Escobar articles, check the news search results, or you can just go here.

Karla Escobar coverage at Mahalo.

Update 2: Here’s her official website, http://www.hybiskissxxx.com/

NOT SAFE FOR WORK! Immediately pornographic. You have been warned.

Update 1: A site with, purportedly, the Karla Escobar porno video. Definitely Pornographic. Definitely Not Safe For Work. X-Rated. You have been warned. Karla Escobar video site here.

Karla Escobar. MySpace.com? And Elmo Live is Pretty Freaky Cool.

Elmo is Alive! Alive! Run!

Elmo is Alive! Alive! Run!

Man, you folks are desperate for some MySpace action. Let me give you a few words of advice: Just. Stay. Away. MySpace is evil. You will never find more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Try LinkedIn or FaceBook or some other networking environments. Or start a WordPress Blog. Or try Google’s own Orkut. Or for that matter, go the Twitter route.

If you gotta go, come on. It’s www.MySpace.com. There. Done. Was that so hard?

I mean, seriously. Half the popular searches on The Google today look like they are for something MySpace related. MySpace, www.myspace.com, myspace mobile . . .

You also remain desperately interested in Elmo Live. Man, you Internets love yourself some Elmo.

Okay, the little booger is pretty cool. Is it just me, or does that thing look simultaneously very expensive and awfully breakable?

Karla Escobar Fired for Being Naked! The Injustice! Arent We All Naked At Some Point? Just cuz she was making a little extra moolah. Its capitalism, peoples!

Karla Escobar Fired for Being Naked! The Injustice! Aren't We All Naked At Some Point? Just cuz she was making a little extra moolah. It's capitalism, peoples!

In other news, I also know why you’re searching for Karla Escobar. She’s a probation officer who has been suspended for having her own personal porn site.

Here’s some super hot Karla Escobar video for ya!

If someone has a link to the naughty, naughty site, do the Internetz a favah and post it in the comments. Thanx!


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