It’s snowing in Vegas. Don’t worry, all this below-average cold is, in fact, caused by Global Warming.
Because it has to be for scientists to get their funding, be feted by their elite friends and politicians, and for politicians and bankers to make oodles of money with carbon credit scams–I mean, cap-and-trade regulations to “help the environment”.
More and more, Michael Crichton’s essay on Global Warming and Eugenics seems prescient. Or at least darn accurate.
As we continue to burn money and demonstrate our evolutionary unfitness for survival by sacrificing goats to the Great Goddess of Global Warming so She doesn’t make summers hotter in Burbank or impinge four inches on the shoreline, we’re going to miss Michael Crichton.
Yes, The Global Warming Faithful dismissed him was a sneer (that’s how you could tell he had them to dead-to-rights), but the fact is, he was right, and they were and continue to be wrong.
Meanwhile, it continues to get colder. Supposedly, it’s just a blip, and we will be right back to warmer summers and less-harsh winter–which saves lives, by the way, one of the many benefits to moderate global warming, if it was actually happening. Which it isn’t.
Someone, driving cars and exhaling has not only magically caused the temperature of the globe to heat up as never before, except several time in history before the industrial revolution, but now . . . it’s somehow making it cold everwhere. But the science is settled people, it’s time to start closing businesses and taxing the beejesus out of everybody.
Just trying to Remind You of the High and Terrible Price for Global Warming. Do you see the effects of the globes being warmed? Do you see?
Another example of the high price of Global Warming:
The Globes are getting hotter, causing tragic revelations of bare female flesh. Not too mention highly-tanned, glistening female skin. Oh, the humanity!
Here’s John Coleman talking to Glenn Beck about the Global Warming Hysteria:
I love the first comment on the video on YouTube as of this posting:
the rushie neocons are sooo much like killers charlie manson and jefferie dahmer that i confuse the three … take the global warming diseases … the part removed from the epa report by the rushie neocons … i just read in the paper where global warming diseases are killing the oysters … i told you so … killing animals, plants, sea life by the hundreds of thousands … diabolical … the neocons spend $400M+ for show biz talk shows to dupe the dopes .. but they had to knock off russert
Rush Limbaugh fans and Glenn Beck killed Tim Russert? And I’ve heard Global Warming skeptics are like holocaust deniers (comparing a historical event for which there is fast documentary evidence to predictions of future catastrophe based on flawed computer models, (and more flawed models) but I digress).
Here’s a great interview with John Coleman (meteorologist and founder of The Weather Channel, BTW) where he tackles global warming with an interviewer who has clearly drunk the Kool-Aid:
And here’s more of John Coleman saying Global Warming is a fraud:
But, just in case, let’s check out some of the disasters that will befall us if Global Warming really does happen, and the mean temperature of the planet goes up a degree or two. Well, there will be more food, and more land will be able to grow crops. Less death due to cold, and less pollution due to dirty methods used to provide heating in most places in the world.
But certainly, the biggest tragedy will be more hot chicks internet geeks and liberal pansies will never have a chance in heck of scoring with. Just look below.
Another victim of catastrophic global warming! The tragedy!
The tragedy of Global Warming. It’s already happening! Just look.
The agony! I smell tragedy. Tragedy, I tell ya!
All right. If that’s not enough to get you on the bandwagon, one more image that tells the devestating tale of a hotter planet:
There ya go. You have been warned. Go forth and pollute no more.
The visionary author, Michael Crichton, who brought us Jurassic Park and The Andromeda Strain and The Thirteenth Warrior (Eaters of the Dead) and State of Fearand many other great novels has passed away.
That sucks.
Michael Crichton has passed away. Godspeed to you. The world is a little smaller, and a little less, without you.
The entertainment site, Ain’t It Cool News, has a fitting eulogy that will probably be filled with leftwing moonbats attacking his heresy regarding the First Church of Climate Change. I think he would have liked that.
As of this posting, MichaelCrichton.com is unavailable. Probably just overwhelmed with traffic.
In his late years, he was reviled by the left–even though he was very liberal on many issues–because of his skepticism regarding Global Warming. Which, in my opinion, was dead on.
Record cold temperatures for Florida in October. That includes Vero beach. And Vero Beach, if you’ve never been there, is totally awesome. If you go there, stay at The Driftwood. It is so totally cool.
The Driftwood at Vero Beach. It's totally bitchin'.
What are you Internets so interested in Rachel Carson for? What’d she ever do for you?
Rachel Carson: Definitely Not Hot.
Some people say Silent Spring was mostly a scam, full of made-up or fudged data. Others think it was the best thing since sliced bread. What do I know? That Rachel Carlson was definitely not hot, so it’s strange that you Internets are all on about her.
Lots of people worry that the DDT ban has killed kajillions because of malaria and whatnot. Maybe, but maybe not. You read, you decide. I’m tired.
Anyway, she helped kick off the eco-culture of Global Warming Hysteria and CFC Apocalypse that has negatively impacted my air condition and my hair spray, so I’m not fond of her. Plus, the Global Warming Freaks are so self-righteous about being blessed with special knowledge, it reminds me of this Southpark episode, Smug Alert.
Whassup, Peoples? 