An unfortunate skier in Vail, Colorado, dangles half-naked from a ski lift. That can put a damper on your vacation.
Naked Skier in Vail Colorado Hangs on From His Pants After Falling Through Ski Lift Chair
In other news, Judge Samuel Kent gets busted for making unwanted sexual advances on case manager, Cathy McBroom. Your tax dollars at work.
In more other news, former beauty queen Katie Rees was arrested in Las Vegas.
Katie Rees Mug Shot. Cute enough, but still not as cute as Heather Locklear.
Seriously. Remember Heather Locklear’s mugshot? She could teach Katie Rees a thing or two.
And here is Katie Rees in a Bikini. Still not as cute as Heather Locklear.
You’re also searching for former Miss Teen Lousianna, Lindsey Evans, again. I’ve already covered that.
- Linsdey Evans. Cute, With the Magic Power of the Tiara. But Still Not That Smart.
I point you to my Previous Post on Lindsey Evans, comparing her mugshot to Heather Locklears. Am I right or am I right?
And she remains never as cute as Locklear is or has ever been.
- Heather Locklear is Hotter than All of Ya Put Together.
- Who says Beauty Queens can’t be smart and beautiful, too? What? Oh. Sorry. Nevermind.
Linsdey Evans, soon to be former Miss Teen Louisiana, was busted for leaving a Bossier City restaurant without paying the bill. She was there with some friends, and one of them left their purse, and they got busted when they returned to get it. And then they admitted to having intentionally left without paying the bill. Brilliant!
In addition to the left, Evans was booked with possession of marijuana. Hoo-boy.
- Boy, she sure looks different in her mugshot than she does when she’s being all regal. Amazing what make-up and tiara can do.
For a comparison, check out Heather Locklear’s mugshot:
- Heather Locklear’s Mugshot.
A teenage beauty queen can’t manage to stay as gorgeous as Heather Locklear, who was high on drugs, had apparently just come off a crying jag, just got arrested, and is 47 years old. That does not bode well for Lindsey’s future.
A little message for Lindsey: When reach 47 years old you do, look this good you will not.
- A little more Heather Locklear never hurt anybody.