How The Broward County Shooter Wasn’t Stopped Even Though The Whole Thing Could Have Been Prevented

Short answer: Broward County in Florida is super-corrupt and were intentionally not prosecuting crime and criminals and basically pretending nothing bad was happening anywhere in their county in order to scam the Federal government for money: i.e., stealing US tax payer dollars by pretending to be safe and crime free when, in fact, they just weren’t prosecuting crimes.

This is all bullshit. Miami-Dade, and then Broward County, reduced juvenile delinquency by refusing to prosecute crimes. To keep the numbers getting better, the kinds of crime they refused to prosecute got worse and worse. Then a guy shows up with a gun at a school and starts shooting people. Dumbasses. They all need to go to jail.

More.

The original Twitter Thread.

The Analog Super NT Is Here

The Analog SuperNintendo game playing Super NT is here.

Makes me wish I had kept all my old Super Nintendo cartridges. Hint: I did not. Dumbass.

Endgadget also covers the topic, but I prefer Film Goblin’s Super Nintendo and Retro Game coverage because I know those guys and they rock.

I had a Super Nintendo back in the day. Playing Super Mario World on my SNES back in the day was perhaps the best gaming experience I’ve ever had, and because I’ve become super-jaded in my old age, probably the best gaming experience I ever will have. As such, I’d love to be able to get a SuperNT, and totally would. If I hadn’t sold all my old Super Nintendo cartridges for pennies on the dollar like a moron. Crap.

Laterz!

Rose Tico Fan Fiction Is Best Thing Ever

This story about Rose Tico and Robocop fighting Ultron and Hector Hammond and whoever else this kid has action figures for is perhaps the best thing ever on the Internet. I mean, ever.

Rose Tico and Robocop team up fro the best Star Wars movie since Return of the Jedi. If only it were a real movie. This is what Lucasfilm should be doing. Just sayin’.

All Star Wars fan fiction should include pictures put together with action figures. God, this is awesome. Go see it now!

Forkin’ Rose Tico.

There’s Gonna Be a Flamin’ Hot Cheetos Movie

There’s going to be a Flamin’ Hot Cheetos movie.

It’s All About the Flamin’ Hot Cheetos. Seriously.

Yah, you heard right. A movie about Flamin’ Hot Cheetos.

That’s what you’ve been waiting for, I know it. A movie about Cheetos.

Well, Frito-Lay and Hollywood are teaming up to make it happen.

Enjoy!

Uber Is Making Flying Taxis

Uber is making flying taxis.

Uber is going to make air taxis. Not sure how this is gonna work but that’s some Jetson’s shit right there.

Cool.

Also, these ladies like each other.

Hot Drunk College Chicks Kissing. I Never Ran Into These Chicks in College. But they apparently like kissing each other.

All right. Later.

David Hogg Refuses To Go Back To School Until He’s Declared Dictator for Life of US

David Hogg says he won’t return to school until gun control legislation is passed. In other words, he’s never going back to school and is now a free-lance activist for-hire.

Sure, he looks like an insufferable git, but he’s trying to achieve justice for people killed in shootings, which is almost as many kids a year as kids killed by looking at their cell phones when they should be looking at the road.

What an awesome excuse. That would have not worked for me, even if I had gotten shot. Eh, different times.

Here’s an attractive lady:

A lovely woman in a tube top is worth a thousand pictures of media-whorish dudes taking advantage of school shootings to propel themselves to celebrity.

So you can wash the image of the self-righteous git above out of your eyeballs.

Later, Peepz!

This Dude Says White People Shouldn’t See Black Panther

This crazy mofo says white people shouldn’t see Black Panther because of social justice and stuff.

Black Panther knows this dude is crazy.

You so crazy, Internetz. Laterz!

We Can Now Do Molecular Printing With Light-Actuated Pens

That’s right. Molecular printing with light-actuated pens.

There’s no end to the school stuff that’s coming with nanotech. Just keep that in mind.

Just sayin’. Connect the dots. Add it up. You see what’s coming with the molecular level nano-printing right? Realistic feeling skin. Layers that perfectly simulate subcutaneous fat. Even be able to print the clothes. Maybe rearrange all that with them light-actuated pen gizmos.

Cool shit is coming.

Peace, Interwebz bros!

Mark Hamill To Play Starlord in Guardians of the Galaxy Part III

So, Mark Hamill is talking with James Gunn about getting into Guardians of the Galaxy 3. I hope he does.

Chris Pratt and Mark Hamill will team up to fight Thanos in Guardians of the Galaxy: Summer Soldier

I like Mark Hamill and I like G. What could go wrong?

Chris Pratt stays in shape to make sure he’s thinner than Mark Hamill!

Big fan of Mark Hamill. Love everything he does. Don’t want TLJ to be the last time Hamill’s in space. This would be awesome. James Gunn, make it happen!

@JamesGunn, could you do me a huge favour and find a role for @HamillHimself in Guardians 3? The awesomeness of it might end me, but I’m willing to risk it. Thanks 🙂👍

— Ian Fee (@IanFee) February 25, 2018

I went to bed after tweeting and I wake up to this!!! Guys, I'm not gonna ask for much. Maybe a walk on part and a couple of tickets for the premiere? Seriously, don't want to be greedy. (If you both followed me on here, it'd be a slice of awesomeness in advance 🙂)

— Ian Fee (@IanFee) February 26, 2018

I would be happy to do so, both as a good neighbor & an unemployed actor.
All the best, mh

— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) February 26, 2018

DM me for my contact info if you're serious.
(& a good neighbor)
xoxo, mh

— Mark Hamill (@MarkHamill) February 26, 2018

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— Josh Gad (@joshgad) February 26, 2018

https://twitter.com/CinememesM/status/968093554538098688

https://twitter.com/thecolegarner/status/967991096902082560

Thanks everybody!

Flimables at Film Goblin is The Best Thing On The Interwebz

Flimables is the best thing on the Internet anywhere.

eBob Junior is my hero.

That is all.

The Middle Is Ending

It Is The End of The Middle on ABC

Which is too bad. I really like that show. It’s funny! But, anyway, it’s over.

It’s the end of The Middle.

 

They ordered two extra episodes for this season, so that’s cool.

Well, keep watching it. It ends too soon for America and justice and stuff. You know what I’m saying.

The Middle stars Sue Heck, Axl Heck, Brick Heck, Mike Heck, and Frankie Heck. Also Rusty Heck who is as funny as all get out. If you haven’t watched it, it’s streaming on The Hulu and all sorts of other places. Watch it now!

Disney owns it. They really should do a The Middle ride at Disney. I’d go ride it. And a The Middle resort! I’d stay there. But I’m dreaming. Disney isn’t that cool.

 

Later on!

 

 

Kevin Smith Had a Heart Attack

But he isn’t dead.

Kevin Smith apparently had a massive heart attack but is glad he did, for reasons.

After the first show this evening, I had a massive heart attack. The Doctor who saved my life told me I had 100% blockage of my LAD artery (aka “the Widow-Maker”). If I hadn’t canceled show 2 to go to the hospital, I would’ve died tonight. But for now, I’m still above ground! pic.twitter.com/M5gSnW9E5h

— KevinSmith (@ThatKevinSmith) February 26, 2018

The important thing that work on Clerks 7 continues apace. Yay, being non-dead!

Laterz, peeps!