Ann Coulter Breaks Jaw; Liberals Too Hategasmic With Schadenfreude To Realize It Doesn’t Stop Her from Writing

Apparently, lefties who have complained about her books and her columns don’t understand that Ann getting her jaw wired shut doesn’t stop her from writing. Huh.

Ann Coulter has Broken Her Jaw, So it Had to be Wired Shut.

Ann can be abrasive. She is hostile. I certainly wouldn’t want to date her. But she’s sort of like the Michael Moore of the right, only more accurate and more thoughtful. Of course, “ends justifies the means” only applies to lefties and advancing socialism, not conservatives with their whacky ideas of “patriotism” and “self-sufficiency”. Those crazy bass-tards. More lefty love for Ann.

Yeah, she shoots off her mouth. But I like her. My main complaint? She really needs to eat a hamburger. Some mashed potatoes. Something.

Ann Coulter Needs a Cheeseburger. With bacon. A few of them. Seriously.

So, how’d she break her jaw? News is scant, but apparently it was a fall, not because she was attacked by an enraged Obama supporter who carved a backwards ‘B’ on her face, as was previously reported.

I could go on. Ann Coulter is the kind of pundit folks on the right have to “like” with all sorts of caveats, while lefties are free to lavish praise on mass murderers like Stalin and Mao and free to idolize plain old murderous thugs, like Che. Interesting, that.

In semi-related advertorializing, I know where she could get some nutritional supplements. And, if she needed to protect her computer from viruses, I know where she could get Norton Anti-Virus 2009 for only $16.22! Damz, thatz cheep-cheep-cheep!

 

No, this is not actually the cast of the porno Gilligan, but frankly I think the stars they picked to spoof Gilligan are worse.

In other news, there’s going to be a porno spoof of Gilligan’s Island. I understand the idea, but what are they thinking with the casting? Can they not even try?

Reminds me of the The Real Gilligan’s Island, only with nasty fourth-rate porn stars.

Ashley Todd Made up the Robbery Story, Which is What I Suspected

 

Ashley Todd, In Custody, Making a A Statement About How She's Mentally Challenged.

In case it’s too troubling to actually read what I wrote. In which case, you aren’t reading this, but I’m writing it anyway. Ashley Todd made up the robbery story. Which I pretty much knew the moment I saw it and read the details, but I didn’t want to be, like, all grinchy if she had really gotten attacked. But it seemed extremely unlikely her story was true, and, as it turned out, it wasn’t. 

For you dumbshizzles saying that I’m all crazy and partisan for saying that this is a sign of her being an extremely troubled young woman, and not something endemic to McCain supporter or whacky right wingers, check out this quote on the story from HuffPo:

She will be housed in a mental health unit at the county jail for her safety and because of “her not insignificant mental health issues,” prosecutor Mark Tranquilli said.

“Not insignificant mental health issues”? She sounds troubled to me. Just like I said. Face it, people, I’m almost always right about anything I say on any issue, period. 

Some idiot in the McLame campaign–and, for those of you who can’t be bothered to read, I’ve said a coupla times at least the McNugget and his campaign staff are mostly grade-A moronimos–pushed the very-suspicious-from-the-beginning story hard, apparently. 

Now that it looks bad for the McCain camp, the national news media is all over the story.

Huh. Whaddayaknow. Where’s the Charlie Gibson talking about the Obama volunteer with the Che Flag in their “Obama Headquarters”?

The Nasville examiner of the Ashley Todd Personality Disorder.

Jay Bookman indicts the Right Wing Blogosphere for their embracing the Ashley Todd story. Not the whole story, certainly. Jay Bookman is a lefty, without question. But he has a point. The minute I saw this thing, I saw red flags. Big ones. Embracing the story as no-doubt-true does tend to indicate an issue. Are things different on the left? No. But they should be different on the right. That’s all I’m saying.

 

Ashley Todd Attacked By Obama Supporter Because That’s How They Roll

Uh, no. Ashley Todd was attacked by a criminal, because that’s how criminals roll. Now, I’m gonna assume she really got attacked, but that kind of attack is kind of unusual. I’m glad for Ashley, but usually someone who mutilates will kill pretty easily. Folks like Ashley would normally end up dead, and there are psychological disorders where people seek attention by faking illness or injury, and this is sure one way to get attention. I assume there’s enough corroborating evidence. It’s just a little strange.

 

Ashley Todd Had a Run in With a Criminal. Obama Supporter is NOT THE POINT.

But, assuming my paranoia is unjustified and it really happened, it’s not–like every conservative blog seems to be saying–an “Obama Supporter” that attacked her any more than it is a “wearer of pants”–you know how those people who wear pants are, after all. It’s a criminal, who was intent on robbing her anyway. Maybe he likes broadway musicals, too. Does it say anything about other people who like broadway musicals?

Come on, pipples. Use your brains.

Obama doesn’t want people getting attacked and beaten up because they support McCain, and it really has nothing to do with it. Obama wants to take your money, strangle your business, and put as much of the private sector in the hands of the government as possible, so geniuses like him can micromanage everything into Utopia. 

That’s plenty bad enough. That this story is getting so much traction with the words “Obama supporter” attached to it is a little sad. 

People who have mental and emotional problems use lots of things to justify their bad behaviors, or respond negatively to triggers. Ideology is one of those things, but that says nothing about the ideology in and of itself, just the criminal.

I’m all for votin’ Palin/McNugget in November, but not because you can attach a random lunatic to an Obama Supporter. Franklin Raines, Jim Johnson, William Ayers, Jeremiah Wright–go ahead and attach Obama to them all you want. He had a role there. He ain’t got nothing to do with this.

All right. I’m done. Laterz, Internets. Less stuff tomorrow, as, like Obama, I gotta be putting family first. See you sporadically tomorrow and/or over the weekend. Out.