Ann Coulter Breaks Jaw; Liberals Too Hategasmic With Schadenfreude To Realize It Doesn’t Stop Her from Writing

Apparently, lefties who have complained about her books and her columns don’t understand that Ann getting her jaw wired shut doesn’t stop her from writing. Huh.

Ann Coulter has Broken Her Jaw, So it Had to be Wired Shut.

Ann Coulter has Broken Her Jaw, So it Had to be Wired Shut.

Ann can be abrasive. She is hostile. I certainly wouldn’t want to date her. But she’s sort of like the Michael Moore of the right, only more accurate and more thoughtful. Of course, “ends justifies the means” only applies to lefties and advancing socialism, not conservatives with their whacky ideas of “patriotism” and “self-sufficiency”. Those crazy bass-tards. More lefty love for Ann.

Yeah, she shoots off her mouth. But I like her. My main complaint? She really needs to eat a hamburger. Some mashed potatoes. Something.

Ann Coulter Needs a Cheeseburger. With bacon. A few of them. Seriously.

Ann Coulter Needs a Cheeseburger. With bacon. A few of them. Seriously.

So, how’d she break her jaw? News is scant, but apparently it was a fall, not because she was attacked by an enraged Obama supporter who carved a backwards ‘B’ on her face, as was previously reported.

I could go on. Ann Coulter is the kind of pundit folks on the right have to “like” with all sorts of caveats, while lefties are free to lavish praise on mass murderers like Stalin and Mao and free to idolize plain old murderous thugs, like Che. Interesting, that.

In semi-related advertorializing, I know where she could get some nutritional supplements. And, if she needed to protect her computer from viruses, I know where she could get Norton Anti-Virus 2009 for only $16.22! Damz, thatz cheep-cheep-cheep!

 

No, this is not actually the cast of the porno Gilligan, but frankly I think the stars they picked to spoof Gilligan are worse.

No, this is not actually the cast of the porno Gilligan, but frankly I think the stars they picked to spoof Gilligan are worse.

In other news, there’s going to be a porno spoof of Gilligan’s Island. I understand the idea, but what are they thinking with the casting? Can they not even try?

Reminds me of the The Real Gilligan’s Island, only with nasty fourth-rate porn stars.

4 Responses to “Ann Coulter Breaks Jaw; Liberals Too Hategasmic With Schadenfreude To Realize It Doesn’t Stop Her from Writing”


  1. 1 vinnie November 26, 2008 at 8:55 pm

    Her brain has been wired shut for years, so a simple jaw wiring shouldn’t slow her down.

  2. 2 Wishes Ann's hands would break as well January 11, 2009 at 8:31 pm

    OK, so this explains why I don’t like you… republitard.
    I especially enjoyed her truthful rendition of the state of the jews. She is top notch for sho.

  3. 3 Memetrics January 12, 2009 at 1:35 am

    Was I looking for an explanation of why you don’t like me?

    BTW, I’m a conservitard. The Republicans can, by and large, kiss my azzz. They’re all a bunch of losers.

  4. 4 Sedate Me March 3, 2010 at 5:02 pm

    I really hate myself for wanting to have sex with her.

    I despise her for more than just her political views, which are bad enough. Her nasty, hate-filled, attitude and her absolute refusal to admit she’s wrong, even she is dead wrong and even when that wrongness is forgivable and completely irrelevant to her point. (see: Canada & Vietnam interview) Quite simply, she is a rabid bitch that should be put down. (aka. denied airtime because a lack of airtime is death to folks like her)

    She is a glory seeking, book selling, attack show-dog, who uses her looks and willingness to say anything to please her paymasters and/or attract audiences. People like her only pollute the political discourse with their on-demand bile spewing, much of which is an act and the damn incompetent, useless, media only encourages these professional entertainers instead of doing real news. These people turn every damn thing into a gladiatorial battle to the death. They should do us all a favour by joining an Ultimate Fight Club and doing it for real.

    Yet, I still want to have sex with her.


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