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Jenny McCarthy: You Pipples Continue to Like Her

FYI: Everybody is looking for Jenny McCarthy, it seems, so I’m bumping this post from last month (Oct 12) to today.

Lots of people showing up on my blog are coming on the term “Jenny McCarthy”.

Hmmm. That doesn’t sound right. Well, never mind, the point is I’m not sure I get it. Not much new with her mouthing off about vaccines and autism since last week.

Jenny McCarthy Cools Herself Down With a Completely Innocent Hose-Based Metaphor.

Jenny McCarthy Cools Herself Down With a Completely Innocent Hose-Based Metaphor.

Not that you need a reason to search out Jenny McCarthy. She is a classic. Although Dirty Love, her 2005 movie, sucked donkey balloons. 

 

The movie poster was reasonably enticing. It was, as it turns out, the only good thing about the movie.

The movie poster was reasonably enticing. It was, as it turns out, the only good thing about the movie.

More Jenny McCarthy. This time, being provocative by being mostly nude in a bathtub with the shower running and all wet and glistening and what not. Innocent. Completely innocent. 

Jenny McCarthy taking a bath. Just console yourself with the knowledge that beautiful people, and the folks married to or involved with the beautiful people, all tend to have really effed up lives. Thats all you got.

Jenny McCarthy taking a bath. Just console yourself with the knowledge that beautiful people, and the folks married to or involved with the beautiful people, all tend to have really effed up lives. That's all you got.

And on and on it goes.

Here, Jenny McCarthy Innocently Mustards up a Hotdog, In a Scene That Cannot Possibly Be Misconstrued as a Metaphor for Something Else.

Here, Jenny McCarthy Innocently Mustards up a Hotdog, In a Scene That Cannot Possibly Be Misconstrued as a Metaphor for Something Else.

 

Jenny is thirsty. What a playful scene of All-American innocence.

Jenny is thirsty. What a playful scene of All-American innocence.

Laterz, Internets. I’m getting tired. Sleep well, see ya tomorrow sometime. Or Monday, if I get busy mowing the lawn and shiznit.

Jenny McCarthy to Wrestle Amanda Peet in Bikinis

Update: Even more Jenny McCarthy here, with more pics, if you are so inclinated.

So, Jenny McCarthy is on about autism. 

Jenny McCarthy is opposed to vaccinations, because maybe they cause Autism. Shes a scientist, right?
Jenny McCarthy is opposed to vaccinations, because maybe they cause Autism. She’s a scientist, right?

So, she slams Amanda Peet.

Amanda Peet says people who dont get their kids vaccinated are parasites. Shes a scientist, right?
Amanda Peet says people who don’t get their kids vaccinated are parasites. She’s a scientist, right?

I think this important conflict will only be settled if Jenny and Amanda work out there differences, while wearing bikinis, by wrestling in a vat of hot oil. They are both scientists, right, and that’s how we normally work out these kind of analytical inconsistencies. Right?

You’re also interesting in Summer Bailey. There’s also a Summer Bailey who does porno, I’m guessing they aren’t the same Summer Bailey.

You’ve also developed a sudden interest in the Alternative Minimum Tax out there on the Internets. You people must be rich, if you’re paying that. It’s just for rich people, right?

And Lou Dobbs on the Bailout. Good for you. Making you Internets are getting smarter. Lou Dobbs has a much better idea what he’s talking about than most of the Talking Heads out there.

Also, you pipples are apparently very interested in the Senate version of the bailout bill. It’s not that complicated. First, you bend over. Second, you grab the ankles. Third, the government takes your money and gives it to their big leftist friends running Wall Street. Done and done.

And you want to know about The Hampton Coliseum. Why? Phish again. Jeeze, you Phish-heads out there. A lot of you are, apparently. They broke up, what, four years ago? Some bands don’t do a tour or come out with an album for five or six years. Settle down, people.

So, are you people doing the Googlification out there for the latest Quinnipiac Poll because you’re all about reading how Obama is ahead in the polls, or just because you like saying the word Quinnipiac?

A sudden interest in Robert Kardashian because of what exactly? Whatever, Internets. Whatever.

Hewlett Packard is buying LeftHand Networks. They are rumored to be in talks with one Ned Flanders to buy The Leftorium at the Springfield Mall. Because it would make about as much sense.

I think you Womens out there must be the ones searching for Yummie Tummie. Watching the Oprah again?

Yummie Tummie. Dont think they actually work on hard plastic mannequins.
Yummie Tummie. Don’t think they actually work on hard plastic mannequins.

 Laters, Internets.


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