Archive for February, 2009

Chris Kunitz? Eric Tangradi? Seriously?

The Most Pierced Woman is more interesting. But, nevermind that.

The Ducks have traded Chris Kunitz for the Penguins’ Ryan Whitney.

Chris Kunitz and Ryan Whitney

Chris Kunitz and Ryan Whitney

Eric Tangradi is somehow involved, but I can’t be bothered. You figure it out.

You’re also searching for Ally Hilfiger, because her daddy, Tommy, is about to have another kid.

Ally Hilfiger is Pretty Cute. That is All.
Ally Hilfiger is Pretty Cute. That is All.

Finally, Someone Had the Sense to Combine Bacon and Mayonnaise

 

Baconnaise Has All the Great Taste of Bacon, But Suspended in Mayo!

Finally, someone has made a sandwich spread that’s a sandwich all by itself. No longer do you have to combine the bacon and the mayonnaise, it’s already done for you! All you need is the white bread, and you are ready to rock! And they call this miracle of modern food preparation Baconnaise. Mmmm.

For more mouth-watering information, visit the Baconnaise website. Mmmm. Website. If nothing else, read about the Bacon Salty, Bacon Spread making people. Their story is something else.

Still, nothing can replace pure, crispy bacon. Mmmm. Bacon.

 

Bacon. Mmmmm. Bacon.

Bacon. Mmmmm. Bacon.

While this is an unsolicited endorsement, and I have not been in any way paid, compensated, or coerced to cover this nifty new Baconnaise food product . . . I would take a couple of jars of Baconnaise. If the Baconnaise people wanted to show their appreciation to me. That’s all I’m saying. Not quid pro quo, just a friendly gesture of hungry, bacon-loving blogger support.

Jesse Langseth Does Bette Davis Eyes and Advances on American Idol

I missed it. Actually, I forgot it was on. But apparently, Jesse Langseth gave them a mediocre version of “Bette Davis Eyes”. We watched the DVD of City of Ember instead. Not bad.

Here’s another version of Bette Davis Eyes. Speaking of mediocre versions of the song.

Also, from the same guys, is a kinda effed-up version of Blondie’s “Dreaming”. Not that you care, but there ya go!

Now, enjoy the dulcet tones of Kim Carnes doing the original, and so far entirely unsurpassed version:

Although I kinda liked Gwyneth Paltrow doing it in that Duet movie.

All right. That’s it for now. Thanks for listening!

Lisa Lavoie And Student Lover Found In West Virginia

Teacher Lisa Lavoie and male student have been found in West Virginia. The 24 year old Holyoke, Massachusetts teacher disappeared with a 15 year old student.

Lisa Lavoie Ran Away With a 15 Year Old Student. Sounds like a match made in heaven. Uh-huh.

Lisa Lavoie Ran Away With a 15 Year Old Student. Sounds like a match made in heaven. Uh-huh.

Lavoie had only been teaching at the school for 5 months. She works fast, apparently. 5 months at the school and she practically kidnaps one of the students. Boy, that was destined to be a long-troubled relationship. Don’t almost all those folks get found, anyway?

House Was Doing Methadone to Cope With Pain

A synopsis of the episode is here. And. admittedly, I’m late to the party, as searches on methadone really shot up last night, but have fallen back before me starting this post. But, c’est la vie. I go where the trade winds take me. 

That’s a House, MD Parody from MadTV. Not great, and definitely shows what a great job Hugh Laurie does as the titular house. His delivery is spot-on, and hard to imitate, even in a parodic manner.

The episode ends with House, MD going cold turkey off the methadone. Which makes no sense. He didn’t halve his dosage, or give it another shot, he just stopped. Which seems like a stretch. I think that’s a story arc they should have kept up for a while, eventually giving House a better reason to dump the methadone than one case–allergic reactions or hallucinations or cumulative side effects over time. Ah, well, not my call. I’m just a lowly watcher of shows.

You’re also looking for the Sand Spider. I assume that’s the Six-Eyed Sand Spider, to be specific. I don’t know why yet, but I’m sure I’ll figure it out eventually. 

This is a Six Eyed Sand Spider. Apparently, it Could Be Extremely Deadly to Humans, But Rarely if Ever Bites Them. So, Wikipedia, At Least, Is Unsure. But I Will Avoid Them Just to be Safe.

This is a Six Eyed Sand Spider. Apparently, it Could Be Extremely Deadly to Humans, But Rarely if Ever Bites Them. So, Wikipedia, At Least, Is Unsure. But I Will Avoid Them Just to be Safe.

Shirley Ardell Mason was Sybil

And don’t call me “Shirley”.

Turns out, Sybil wasn’t really Sally Field, as I had always suspected, but Shirley Ardell Mason. And this was apparently revealed, like, 10 years ago, and I never heard about it. 

I saw the original Sybil movie in 1977. It really creeped me out.

There is some question about how real Multiple Personality Disorder is. After the book, and again after the TV movie, reports of Multiple Personality Disorder skyrocketed. Sounds more like a manifestation of Mass Hysteria if you ask me.

You Are Looking for Megan Mason

Because a Megan Lee Mason is in trouble in Australia for doping a greyhound?

Or the Megan Mason who was a Penthouse Pet?

Megan Mason, a Very Cute Penthouse Pet.

Megan Mason, a Very Cute Penthouse Pet.

Not much else interesting going on right now. More later, peeps.


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