Whose Nailin’ Paylin? That’s Why You’re Searching for Hustler.Com

Hustler.com has posted the first “episode” of Whose Nailin Paylin, there pornographic Sarah Palin parody, online. Which would explain why all you nasty Internetz are busy searching for “hustler.com”.

Lisa Ann as a Parody of Sarah Palin. She is All Right, I guess, But She Is No Sarah Palin. Sorry, Folks.

Keep in mind, to actually see it costs good money. Up to you if you want to spend it, but this is a money-making strategy, not a public service. In case you were wondering.

The cover for Hustlers Whose Nailin Paylin Video.

Sarah Palin Porn Does Not Come Up In Debate

Bob Schieffer was afraid to ask the hard questions. Like, is it true there’s going to be a 3-way in the Oval Orifice?

Bob Schieffer Actually Asked Some of the More Ballsy Debate Questions. Good show, Bob. Good show.

Still, he could’ve quoted Weather Underdog Terrorizer Bill Ayers, who Obama has worked with on education projects, and had this to say in 1970: “Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home. Kill your parents, that’s where it’s really at.“

Um, Ayres said that, not Obama. Obama just said: “I want your money. Gimmee.”

To repeat, Obama associate Bill Ayres once said: “Kill your parents, that’s where it’s really at.”

My, that’s a mighty fine educational philosophy. I hope he’s modulated it some, since then.

Okee-dokee. Back to Palin Porn.

Here's Larry Flynt's Palin, Lisa Ann. Yah, she's cute but . . . she ain't no Sarah Palin. Sorry.

I gotta say. Nothing against Lisa Ann, or any of the hardworking adult film stars that make the porn industry in America one of the world’s finest, but, ya know, she just ain’t . . . Sarah. Not even close.

Sarah Palin. Kicking Ass and Naming Names. If only John McLame would do that.

Palin Visits the Site of the Former World Trade Center. Should terrorist die under a blazing rain of good old American-made bombs? You betcha!

Oh, yeah. Sorry, Lisa Ann. You just can't compare. It ain't all about the mammaries, sweety. There is class. There is poise. There is raw charisma. Palin has what you just ain't got. Sorry.

Nailin’ Paylin, The Sarah Palin Themed Porno, Goes Forward

And, apparently there’s a script. Who knew these things had scripts? And, um, why, exactly, do they have scripts?

“Do I support the porn industry in our country, and our hard working porno worker? You betcha!”

Never mind that. Thanks to commentor Condi-Hill for the update.

Hugh Hefner remains popular, as you folks search for his former wife (the one that broke poor Hef’s heart!), Kimberly Conrad.

Kimberly Conrad. The Former Mrs. Hugh Hefner. Wonder Why It Didn't Work Out.

You’re also searching for another Hugh Hefner conquest, Holly Madison. What’s up with you people? Look, you aren’t Hugh Hefner. You will never be Hugh Hefner. Ever. You’re life will never be anything like Hugh Hefner’s. Not even close. Give it up. Now.

Hugh and Holly Madison. Like Dolly Madison, Only I Don’t Think Holly Madison Is Interested in Politics.

In other news, Peter Cook, who was married to Christie Brinkley, will make his case on 20/20 to why it was such a good idea to have an affair with his 18 year old office worker Diana Bianchi while married to Christie Brinkley. Should be a hoot!

Poor Peter Cook was Forced to be Married to Super-Model Christie Brinkley. How Could He Stand It? What Terrible Injustice He Suffered!

Finally, as is appropriate in this economic climate, the government has started printing zero dollar bills. Ones, Fives, Twenties and Fifties can be exchanged for the new denomination at no cost.

It's the Zero Dollar Bill. Finally, Currency that Reflects the Markets.

Hustler Shooting Sarah Palin Porno Entitled “Nailin’ Paylin”

 

You nasty Internets. All of you clamoring for a Sarah Palin porno, here it comes. Apparently going to be a lesbian scene between the Sarah Palin look-a-like and Nina Hartley, playing Hillary.

Hustler Magazine is Making a Sarah Palin Porno. Ain’t it a whacky world?

You know it’s gonna make some moolah. 

Pr0n star and exotical dancer Lisa Ann will play Palin in the forthcoming masterpiece.

Lisa Ann plays Palin. I don’t see that much of a resemblance, but I suppose with her hair up and some glasses and a rural Alaskan accent, she’ll do all right. “You betcha!”

Of course, the Internets is all classy about Sarah Palin and her porn debut.