Sarah Palin Porn Does Not Come Up In Debate

Bob Schieffer was afraid to ask the hard questions. Like, is it true there’s going to be a 3-way in the Oval Orifice?

Bob Schieffer Actually Asked Some of the More Ballsy Debate Questions. Good show, Bob. Good show.

Bob Schieffer Actually Asked Some of the More Ballsy Debate Questions. Good show, Bob. Good show.


Still, he could’ve quoted Weather Underdog Terrorizer Bill Ayers, who Obama has worked with on education projects, and had this to say in 1970: “Kill all the rich people. Break up their cars and apartments. Bring the revolution home. Kill your parents, that’s where it’s really at.

Um, Ayres said that, not Obama. Obama just said: “I want your money. Gimmee.”

To repeat, Obama associate Bill Ayres once said: “Kill your parents, that’s where it’s really at.”

My, that’s a mighty fine educational philosophy. I hope he’s modulated it some, since then.

Okee-dokee. Back to Palin Porn.

Heres Larry Flynts Palin, Lisa Ann. Yah, shes cute but . . . she aint no Sarah Palin. Sorry.

Here's Larry Flynt's Palin, Lisa Ann. Yah, she's cute but . . . she ain't no Sarah Palin. Sorry.

I gotta say. Nothing against Lisa Ann, or any of the hardworking adult film stars that make the porn industry in America one of the world’s finest, but, ya know, she just ain’t . . . Sarah. Not even close.

Sarah Palin. Kicking Ass and Naming Names. If only John McLame would do that.

Sarah Palin. Kicking Ass and Naming Names. If only John McLame would do that.

Palin Visits the Site of the Former World Trade Center. Should terrorist die under a blazing rain of good old American-made bombs? You betcha!

Palin Visits the Site of the Former World Trade Center. Should terrorist die under a blazing rain of good old American-made bombs? You betcha!

Oh, yeah. Sorry, Lisa Ann. You just cant compare. It aint all about the mammaries, sweety. There is class. There is poise. Their is raw charisma. Palin has what you just aint got.

Oh, yeah. Sorry, Lisa Ann. You just can't compare. It ain't all about the mammaries, sweety. There is class. There is poise. There is raw charisma. Palin has what you just ain't got. Sorry.

9 Responses to “Sarah Palin Porn Does Not Come Up In Debate”


  1. 1 Jamie Holts October 16, 2008 at 5:58 am

    Hi there,

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  2. 2 Jamie Holts October 16, 2008 at 6:58 am

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  3. 3 Jacob Shimmel October 24, 2008 at 2:42 pm

    You’re a moron. Sarah Palin porn will sell quickly. The mother of 5, with foreign policy experience of seeing Russia from her house, trying to fire her sister’s hubby, and pushing around special needs kid as her holy grail is a trite and empty joke. Then again, for president, we should put the biggest dumbasses in office, shouldn’t we? Worked for the last 8 years… Poise, Class? You obviously haven’t watched her stutter, and regurgitate the same old political lines without having the faintest clue as to what she’s trying to draw reference. We should just swap her out with Tina Fey, at least she’d be good at running a career and personal finances worth more than Alaska.

  4. 4 memetrics October 25, 2008 at 3:01 pm

    Whose a mormon? Did I ever say Sarah Palin porn won’t make lots of moolah? In fact, I’ve said it will sell like hotcakes.

    Yah, she tried to fire a psycho cop with a badge and a gun threatening to kill people. The scandal is that she couldn’t get it done, and that she hasn’t got a medal for trying.

    80% approval rating as Alaska governo. Put that in your crackpipe and smoke it, Shimmel.

  5. 5 Conrado October 29, 2008 at 4:09 am

    Sarah Palin is a hot MILF. I would love to see her in a porn movie.

  6. 6 memetrics October 29, 2008 at 11:28 am

    Yeah, no kidding. She is pretty hot. Check out this interview with her from 10 years ago in Wasilla:

  7. 7 Nonger January 20, 2009 at 7:31 pm

    I would hate to see Sarah Palin in a porn movie. In fact I think it would cause impotence if she was in a porn movie. However that Ukrainian Prime Minister Yulia Tymoshenko. She’s a gorgeous lass I’d love to see!

    Yeah.. I know I’m nearly 3 months late with this comment.

  8. 8 Memetrics January 22, 2009 at 1:11 pm

    Nonger, we’ll have to agree to disagree on Palin. I loved her. I still love her. I will always love her.

    That being said, thanks for the hat tip on Yulia Tymoshenko. She’s going to be a subject of an upcoming blog post, so impressed am I, and I’ll quote your comment, too.

    Thanks again!

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