Whose Nailin’ Paylin? That’s Why You’re Searching for Hustler.Com

Hustler.com has posted the first “episode” of Whose Nailin Paylin, there pornographic Sarah Palin parody, online. Which would explain why all you nasty Internetz are busy searching for “hustler.com”.

Lisa Ann as a Parody of Sarah Palin. She is All Right, I guess, But She Is No Sarah Palin. Sorry, Folks.

Keep in mind, to actually see it costs good money. Up to you if you want to spend it, but this is a money-making strategy, not a public service. In case you were wondering.

The cover for Hustlers Whose Nailin Paylin Video.

Another Pic of Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin, This Time Wrapped in the American Flag! I Stand and Salute You!

Another picture of Lisa Ann from Nalin Paylin.

Lisa Ann from Nailin Paylin, the Sarah Palin Porno Video. All wrapped up in the flag. God bless America.

I wonder what kind of skin care products she uses. Seriously. She looks like she has very soft skin, and a great complexion.

Who’s Nailin’ Paylin? Palin Porno Video Surfaces.

Lisa Ann as Sarah Palin. Not quite there, but good enough for a porn movie, I suppose.

The first few minutes of Hustler’s Oscar-Worthy “Nailin’ Paylin”  video has been releasedto the intertubes. As I suspected, she doesn’t have the accent down, Too bad.

Another video. Something, no doubt, destined for the DVD extras.

Nailin’ Paylin, The Sarah Palin Themed Porno, Goes Forward

And, apparently there’s a script. Who knew these things had scripts? And, um, why, exactly, do they have scripts?

“Do I support the porn industry in our country, and our hard working porno worker? You betcha!”

Never mind that. Thanks to commentor Condi-Hill for the update.

Hugh Hefner remains popular, as you folks search for his former wife (the one that broke poor Hef’s heart!), Kimberly Conrad.

Kimberly Conrad. The Former Mrs. Hugh Hefner. Wonder Why It Didn't Work Out.

You’re also searching for another Hugh Hefner conquest, Holly Madison. What’s up with you people? Look, you aren’t Hugh Hefner. You will never be Hugh Hefner. Ever. You’re life will never be anything like Hugh Hefner’s. Not even close. Give it up. Now.

Hugh and Holly Madison. Like Dolly Madison, Only I Don’t Think Holly Madison Is Interested in Politics.

In other news, Peter Cook, who was married to Christie Brinkley, will make his case on 20/20 to why it was such a good idea to have an affair with his 18 year old office worker Diana Bianchi while married to Christie Brinkley. Should be a hoot!

Poor Peter Cook was Forced to be Married to Super-Model Christie Brinkley. How Could He Stand It? What Terrible Injustice He Suffered!

Finally, as is appropriate in this economic climate, the government has started printing zero dollar bills. Ones, Fives, Twenties and Fifties can be exchanged for the new denomination at no cost.

It's the Zero Dollar Bill. Finally, Currency that Reflects the Markets.

Hustler Shooting Sarah Palin Porno Entitled “Nailin’ Paylin”

 

You nasty Internets. All of you clamoring for a Sarah Palin porno, here it comes. Apparently going to be a lesbian scene between the Sarah Palin look-a-like and Nina Hartley, playing Hillary.

Hustler Magazine is Making a Sarah Palin Porno. Ain’t it a whacky world?

You know it’s gonna make some moolah. 

Pr0n star and exotical dancer Lisa Ann will play Palin in the forthcoming masterpiece.

Lisa Ann plays Palin. I don’t see that much of a resemblance, but I suppose with her hair up and some glasses and a rural Alaskan accent, she’ll do all right. “You betcha!”

Of course, the Internets is all classy about Sarah Palin and her porn debut.