Al Phlipp and the Woo Teams Two-Fisted Tales of True Romance
Ah, now I figgered out how to do something with the audio. Listen to “Blammer” by Al Phlipp and the Woo Team by Clicking on the gray arrow below.
Heh. How about some Soft Porn inspired music, like “Satori”? From the Experimental Album II by Al Phlipp and the Woo Team.
Speaking of which, if you like sexy music (or, at least, music with the sounds of sex included), you might want to take a listen to some of Cinemax Will Show This Feature Only at Night.
Cinemax Will Show This Feature Only At Night, By Al Phlipp and The Woo Team.
With tunes like “Deep In The Throat”:
And, “Jane Austen’s Left Hand”:
Also, “The New Girlfreak”:
And the evocatively titled: “Big Blowjob”:
Or the very reminiscent of mid-80s Friday nights spent watching Cinemax After Dark (to me, anyway), “Bobbading!”:
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Want to Burn Money? Better to set fire to it than gamble online. I’m just sayin’.
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But this isn’t a recommendation to go play poker online. I’d advise you not to. But if you have to, there it is! A referral code to help you go burn your money. Yay!
Carrie Prejean Posing “Semi-Nude” And It’s Bad Because She Said She Liked Traditional Marriage. Destroy Her, Lefties!
In other news, Miss California Carrie Prejean is being attacked for a semi-nude photo–where she shows less skin than an average TV show, these days–but not really. It’s because she said she thought marriage should be between one man and one woman. What a horrible person! For having an opinion that dares to disagree with Perez Hilton.
It’s a sad state the world has descended to. Maybe you should go gamble away all your money online. What’s it matter, now?
Isaac Mizrahi is So Stylish and Cool. Look at that scarf. With a turtle neck! Wow, if only I could be as cool as Isaac.
Mysteriously renowned fashion designer and–ahem–“style icon” Isaac Mizrahi has launched his new spring collection with Liz Claiborne. Full of color and bright patterns (that’s what they say–what are “bright patterns”? Is that like “geometric colors”?), Isaac’s new line is supposedly about “creating value for the modern woman”.
Sounds like marketing double-speak to me, but what do I know? I’m not a style maven. Or a fashion icon. I like jeans and t-shirts. But maybe that’s just me.
This is Creating Value for the Modern Woman? Ho-kay.
I dunno, but I’ve seen the prices at Liz Claiborne. I think Wal-Mart’s more about actually creating value for the modern woman. Just my opinion. Worth about 2 cents.
I guess you can still look pretty healthy and not eat gluten. I’m just not sure about these crazy diets, that’s all I’m saying. You’re a nut, Elizabeth. A nut!
She’s cute enough, I suppose, but I’m not impressed. 12 months of Playmates and she’s really the best they could do? Much better in the 80s.
Yes, you heard me right. Much better in the 80s. Like Marianne Gravatte, for one. Link Not Safe for Work, BTW. You’ve been warned, don’t complain to me.
Marianne Gravatte was 80s Hot. Puts today’s so-called Playmates of the Year to shame.
The Satellite is an Example of Human Exceptionalism and Manifest Destiny in Action. From Television to Radio to TV, the Satellite is an Awesome Invention. Thank you, Mr. Arthur C. Clarket
Lots of people out there want my to switch to Direct TV. From friends and family to an awful lot of email I get that claims to be from people I know but I don’t think I really do.
And I like the idea of Satellite Directv. A lot. My Dad has it. I may have mentioned that. If I could be sure an arrangement of DirectTV and DSL from AT&T would actually be cheaper than Comcast.
Speaking of satellites, does anybody reading this subscribe to XM Radio? Or, Sirius Satellite Radio, I suppose? Anybody else notice that since XM and Sirius merged, they are messing up the stations? I swear, I can’t find stations I used to like to listen to. They’re just gone, replaced by something from Sirius that I don’t want. What’s that all about?
How XM Satellite Radio Works. Pretty cool, but I still don’t think I’m going to renew.
If the Dish Network and Direct TV Satellite networks merge, would the same thing happen? Would channels get rearranged or disappear or cost more? I’m sorry, but I worry about these things.
I dunno. I think in the long run, home television is going to get replaced by some form of IP TV, using things like iTunes and the AppleTV or Hulu and Boxee. It’s just the way things are going. And don’t forget the Slingcatcher from Sling Media. It fits in there, somewhere, too. I’m not saying I know where, just that I might skip a transition to Direct Satellite TV or whatever entirely, and just wait for IP TV to get good enough. Cuz it is getting there, and faster than you might think.
Went to Disney World. It was fun, but it was not without it’s downside. For one thing, it’s like the second or third time I’ve been there since Disney and General Motors did the Test Track.
Apparently, the sponsorship of Test Track is in jeaopardy. Understandable, given General Motors financial problems. I wonder if they’ll mothball the ride, if General Motors stops sponsoring.
The Test Track replaced the also GM-sponsored World of Motion at EPCOT, which I still remember fondly.
I kinda wonder if one of the reasons General Motors is having problems–other than outrageous union contracts–would be sponsoring things like Test Track, and helping foot the bill for entire sports arenas, like General Motors Place. BTW, you can get General Motors Place tickets right now from ACheapSeat.com. They also offer Sears Centre Arena tickets (really, that’s the kind of thing Sears has been spending their money on?). At least Verizon has the money to spend on Arena Sponsorships. Which they did. And you can get Verizon Center Tickets from those guys, too.
Why is it Sears Centre but Verizon Center? And then, General Motors Place? I don’t suppose we’ll ever answer these questions.
Talking about Disney World and Tickets, I gotta mention a few other things. You may be able to get get cheap tickets to sports arenas, but getting cheap tickets to Disney World is a whole other thing. I tried to get some tickets near the resort from folks promising cheap tickets, but they didn’t have them, or it involved some weird bait-and-switch, or you have to go drag your family to sit through some three-hour presentation on why you should spend your life savings on a time-share property to get a thirty dollar discount on some park tickets. That sucked. But there’s another side to the story . . .
The Disney World Ticket and Transportation Center, which is mainly for getting to the Magic Kingdom. It’s also like right next door to the Polynesian Resort. You can just walk from one to the other.
We had come down to Florida with four day passes for the parks. We used them, then wanted some more days. Then I find out if you go to the ticket center, you can add days for like $3 bucks a day. So you don’t get penalized for just buying a five day pass in the first place. Anyway, that was cool, we bought the extra days, had a great dinner at the Sci-Fi Dine-In Dinner Theater and saw the Beauty & The Beast Show. Had a three-almost-four year old little girl who was delighted. It was awesome.
Now, I’m looking forward to going again in a year or two. I just need to lose weight and get in primo-walking shape. My feet were hard hit, this trip.
Whassup, Peoples? 