The Building of Disneyland

A great video documenting the construction of Disneyland has been released. Totally, incredibly awesome.

Some priceless footage, much of it time-lapse, regarding the construction of Disneyland. Wish something like this was out there for the Magic Kingdom and Epcot. Who knows, maybe there is, somewhere.

Now, here’s part two of that footage:

Just watched it all. Amazing to think the castle drawbridge actually goes up and down, but has rarely been raised or lowered. They seem to suggest it was raised and lowered for testing before opening day, and then during a Fantasyland rehabd during the early 80s. Crazy-amazing stuff.

And here’s part three:

Great stuff. Truly amazing. This one shows them building the Peter Pan Captain Hook boat, which was built where the Dumbo ride is now.

Admittedly, it was released about a year ago, but this is the first time I’ve come across it. And, of course, I had to share.

Oh, hang on. There’s a Part 4, 5 and 6, too, apparently. Dang.

Part 5:

And something on the Contemporary Resort Construction at Walt Disney World:

Workin’ It, Workin’ It

Workin it, working it . . . A little more Al Phlipp & The Woo Team for your Monday morning.

The Cover From The Old Horrendous 80s Al Phlipp Album, Fankus!

I did a new tune recently, inspired by the passing of Michael Jackson, the King of Pop. I call it “The Last American God”:

And another tune, pleasant enough, though inspired by Barack Obama. I call it “The Enlightened Despot”.

More weird, Apple GarageBand Crafted Instrumentals are Available here:

Al Phlipp’s The Experimental Album II. 

Al Phlipp & The Woo Team Continues To Rock

I like ’em, anyway. The Ballad of the Clean Teeth Cowboy, for instance.

Click to Listen:

Al Phlipp and the Woo Team’s Anytown, U.S.A.

 That’s from the Al Phlipp album, Anytown, U.S.A.

There is also The Deep Sea Letter_”O”. From the same album. Which rocks. Listen to The Deep Sea Letter “O” by clicking below:

The Experimental Album II by Al Phlipp & The Woo Team

A cool track from the Experimental Album II is Effulgent. I’m also partial to Glomming On. Just so ya know.

Also plenty of Classic Al Phlipp from the ’80s on their website. Like We’ve Got Our Batteries (We’re Coming For Your Snoopy Dolls) from the 1986 album, Traumatica.

Another classic from 1986, Blessed Sacrament, gives us the classic tune, Phyllis Tickle Must Die.  And here’s the album itself:

Al Phlipp & The Woo Team’s Blessed Sacrament, from 1986.

Awright. Enough for now. More later.

Carla Gugino, Because You’re Not Searching for Anything Interesting

Carla in the Pool. Sweet.

Carla Gugino in the pool. Too bad there wasn’t more hot sex scenes in Spy Kids. That’s all I’m saying.

Sweet. What man wouldn’t want to watch her getting ready in the morning? Or getting ready to go out to dinner? And that lipstick check? Oh. My.

Carla Gugino, Anxiously Awaiting My Arrival. No, Seriously.

Ah. Caral illustrating the appropriate repose for a wife who is awaiting her husband at the end of the day. No, seriously.

Carla Gugino and a Net.

Sweet. Not exactly sure what she is doing with the net.

Carla as a Street Angel. Very Appropriate.

Now I believe in Angels. I mean, I believed before, but now I really, really believe.

And, On The Eighth Day, God Created Carla Gugino. Bless Him!

Ah, sweet Carla.

Carla Gugino at the Egyptian Theater

Poise. Confidence. Class.

Carla Gugino, In That Same Bra, But Only Black and White.

Oh. My. Golly.

A Picture is Worth 1000 Words.

And, of course, Carla Gugino is Going to be The Original Silk Spectre, Sally Jupiter, in the Upcoming Watchmen Flick from Zack Snyder.

Carla Gugino as Sally Jupiter.

Speaking of which, check on the groovy Girls Kick Azz mini-doc from the upcoming Watchmen movie:

Carla Obligates You To Fall In Love With Her. She Is Just Like That.

And, one more, revisiting that first pool image:

Black and White Carla Gugino. I think Some Clever Person Tried to Enhance the Breasticles.

Miri Hanai is Also a Queen of Grabbies! Bless Her!

Today, we celebrate Miri Hanai. We live in a blessed world that could create such a magnificent creature. No matter what else is wrong in the world, I’m not thinking about it right now. Are you?

Miri Hanai Should Be Labeled: Contents Permanently Under Extreme Pressure! Handle with Care. I Would Handle Her With Care. I Promise.

Ah, sweet Miri. Already of excellent and ample bosom, knowing just where to put that hand enhances the experience. Brilliant work, Ms. Hanai. Brilliant.

In Red Bikini, A Little Self-Handling Perfectly Completes the Effect. Sweet Miri Hanai. Sweet, Sweet Miri.

Isn’t that a lovely picture? Restores a man’s faith in womankind. But we’re not done yet. Oh, no, not by a long shot.

Gorgeous. Just Gorgeous. Beautiful girl. Beautiful picture. What man would not fall in love with Miri Hanai, just looking at her?

I can’t say enough about the picture above. What a beautiful woman, what an excellent pose, what perfect “grabbies”. Bless you, Miri Hanai. Bless you.

Miri Hanai Demands that You Fall In Love With Her Now. Now!

Words fail me. So more pictures!

The T-Shirt. The Hands. The Facial Expression. The Perfect Woman. Miri Hanai. Done and Done.

Sweetness. What perfection. So, a little more perfection.

Miri Hanai is Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

Where do you get a sweater like that? My, my, my. Well, it looks lovely on her.

And a little more.

Mittened Grabbies with Miri Hanai. Excellent. Just perfect.

There. That’s enough for now. More Miri Hanai in the near future. I promise. How could I not?

Carolina Ardohain Is Mildly Attractive

Carolina Ardohain is a Super Model. And She Is Hot. I am Just Saying.

Duct tape has never been so hot. Seriously. I want to go out and buy some now.

Carolina Pampita Ardohain? That Is Her Full Name? Duct Tape Still Super Hot.

That’s some lucky duct tape. Seriously.

Carolina Ardohain Shows the Grabbies. And some Booty.

Supermodel has super booty. Who woulda thunk it?

Carolina Ardohain in a Bikini

Carolina Ardohain fills an animal print bikini nicely.

One More Carolina Ardohain

Christina Ricci: The Parade of Perfect Women Continues

The moment in Addam’s Family Values I recognized immediately as a great moment in American cinema the very first time I saw it: Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams, and her excellent Wednesday Addam’s smile:

Christina Ricci is another one of those near-perfect women. Gorgeous. Attitude. And some sort of amazing, inner spark. And I’ve loved Christina Ricci sense that Addam’s Family Values Smile.

Before I go on, I want to mention that Software Supply Group has Adobe Acrobat 8.0 on sale for $99.99. I know those guys. They’re good people. I buy all my copies of Microsoft Windows 95 from them, and I probably go through at least one copy a week. They’re the same guys that do SnaggStuff, which I check out almost every day so I can get stuff cheap and then act like a high roller. Cuz that’s just how I am, dogz. Yeah, that’s an advertorial, but I love those guys. They’re like my budz. But enough about that.

Back to Christina Ricci.

Christina Ricci. I mean, Look at Her.

She is a beauty. And a great actress.

Again. Christina Ricci. Gorgeous. And those eyes! They just penetrate you. Seriously.

Those eyes. Christina Ricci can hypnotize.

And I love this picture of her. Gorgeous.

And it’s definitely not just her eyes. Sweet, sweet Christina.

Again. The hair. They eyes. That look. Oh, she knows your secrets. Yes she does.

And there’s more. There is no such thing as “enough” Christina Ricci.

Christina Ricci in Some Sort of Seductive Pool Scene.

She’d get me. No doubt. Most men would crumble. I wouldn’t crumble, but I’d be like, “Sure. I’ve got five minutes.”

A Very Statuesque Christina Ricci

Yup. She’s got the look.

Oh. Yeah. That Is All I Am Saying.

Corsets and Christina Ricci go together very well. That is all I am saying.

Christina Ricci Strikes a Pose.

She’s a looker. But it’s that attitude. That look. That ice vision. She could kill a man with those eyes.

And even when she is not all posed and lit and what-not, she is still incredibly gorgeous.

The bad part? Christina was Born in 1980. The year I turned 11. But still, she makes me feel old. Why? I don’t know. But she does.

Christina Ricci Virginal in White.

Finally, a very groovy, and large, animated Gif captured from Black Snake Moan.

Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan. Oh. My. Gosh.

More on Christina from Wikipedia.

Is Scarlett Johansson The Perfect Woman?

Quite possibly. Lots of evidence. Take, for example, her reaction to getting felt up at the Golden Globes.

But, there’s plenty more than that.

Good Golly, Scarlett Johansson is Gorgeous. And She Works It. Oh, Yes. She Works It.

Yes, she has many positive attributes, but the attitude is number one. Next, that face. She’s got what the people call “bone structure”. Amazing.

Scarlett Johansson Makes Love to the Camera.

What is it? Symmetry? Nah. Perfect flaws? Maybe. Whatever it is, she’s got it. The Magic Mojo. Call it Mojohannson.

Scarlett Johansson--She has the Look. That Song Could Have Been Written For Her. Only That Song is Not Worthy of Her.

Oh. My. Gosh. Just gorgeous. Just astounding. Truly.

Statuesque. Classic. The Embodiment of Woman. That is Scarlett Johansson.

Yes, she’s got all the right parts. Yes, she has an attractive body. But . . .

Scarlett Johansson Has a Well Proportioned Figure. But Thats Not the Point.

The point is, she is hot.

Scarlett Johannson. Sweet. Seducitve. Pure. Naughty. All wrapped up in one.

Is she human? I’m sure. Flawed? No doubt. Imperfect? Of course. But . . . she presents herself well. She’s got a great attitude, and it is conveyed by everything about her. As far as people go, she is perfect. The perfect woman.

Keeping in mind, I’m sure the perfect woman still farts, belches, gets back zits and can be a bitch. That’s life, pipplz.

Scarlett Johansson Has the Look.

What an incredible picture. That girls takes a great photo.

Scarlett Johansson Goes Goth. And she Pulls it Off.

Scarlett Johansson by Todd Plitt. Another Great Head Shot. Sheesh, she is a Goddess.

Windblown. The Perfect Smile. Sigh. Ah, well. What is Life Without Impossible-to-Achieve Fantasies to Aspire To?

Scarlett Works it For the Camera. Does she ever.

All right. More Scarlett Johansson on a future date.

Miri Hanai Does Magic. She is Magic. Seriously.

It’s time to explore the most excellent Miri Hanai. Who is gorgeous. In case you didn’t know.

Miri Hanai more than fills out a little yellow bikini. Itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny and all that.

Never in my life have I more wanted to be a water bottle.

Miri Hanai, Being Most Beautiful. Period.

Miri Hanai in a pleasingly flowery bikini.

Miri Hanai Filling Out A Pleasingly Cyan-Colored Bikini.

And Miri fills out a bikini quite nicely.

Miri Hanai Licking an Ice Cream Cone. This Makes Me Think of Something. Cannot Think of What. Hmmm.

Miri Hanai Licking an Ice Cream Cone isa lovely, innocent little picture. Mmmhmm.

Miri Hanai is Excellent. This Would Be an Excellent Sight to Come Home To, Yes?

Technically a Grabby, and Excellent At That. What a Beautiful Shot. What a Beautiful Woman.

More Miri Coming Up.

This is a Very Elegant Shot. Statuesque, Even.

That shot above is just a work of art. Beautiful. Props to whoever took that excellent, beautiful pic.

What is She Wearing? I am not Sure, but She Sure Looks Good In It.

She is truly magnificent. That’s all I’m saying.

Miri Hanai Eating A Popsicle. Wonder What That Is Supposed To Make Us Think About. Hmmm.

And even more Miri.

Miri in a Golden Bikini. A Golden Girl in a Golden Bikin. A Golden Goddess.

Sweet Miri. A Golden Goddess. Awright, some more.

Miri Hanai is Innocence, Sexuality, Beauty.

She what it’s all about. Am I right, men?

Miri Hanai in a Silvery Too-Small Bikini Thing.

Sweet. She’s just got hips made for making babies. Well, that’s enough for now. More in the near future. Bye! And . . . Pleasant Dreams.

. . .

 

Miri Hanai Gives You Super Happy Pleasant Dreams

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TR2N is Now Just “Tron”; Garrett Hedlund to Star

Greetings, Programs!

Garrett Hedlund, a relative unkown, will star in Disney’s sequel to its ultra-awesome and groundbreaking 1981 movie, “Tron”. The sequel, which was being called TR2N, will apparently just be called “Tron”. Like the first movie. Which is a little confusing, but I don’t care. At least they are moving ahead with the sequel, a movie I’ve been waiting for for the past quarter-century.

Garrett Hedlund will Star in Disney's Tron sequel, Confusing Called "Tron". Apparently They Are Going to Make Him Cut His Hair.

Hedlund has also been in movies like Georgia Rule, Troy, and Four Brothers, so you’re forgiven for not having heard of him. Apparently, Hedlund’s character will be something of a hacker retracing the steps of Jeff Bridges character, Kevin Flynn, from the original movie.

A little bit of video from the original, ultra-awesome Tron.

Denise Milani Remains Gorgeous! Breaking News!

Denise Milani. Looking Gorgeous. Just Because.

Denise Milani is unbelievably gorgeous. Thus, the point of doing this blog post.

Have I Included this Picture of Denise Milani Before? I've probably included Some of Them. Oh, Well.

Yes, I may have included some of these photos before. If so, oh well. They are all worth a second look.

Ah, Denise. Sweet, Sweet Denise Milani. I Give Thanks for your Birth.

Just look at that picture. Isn’t she fabulously gorgeous? Ah, Denise. Sweet, sweet Denise. What a gift to the world you are.

Denise in Black. And what a great expression she has on her beautiful face.

Can Denise take a bad picture? I don’t think so. What a lovely girl.

Denise Milani semi-practicing the art of Grabbies. Not exactly, but good enough for me.

The excrutiatingly beautiful Denise Milani proves again she incapable of taking a bad picture. What a hottie. What a sweetie.

Denise Milani Smiles and Displays her Momentous Cleavage.

What a beautiful woman. Sigh. More later. Sigh.

In This Time of Uncertainty and Turmoil, There is One Thing You Can Count On: Hot Chicks Fondling Themselves Will Always Make the World a Better Place

The Magic of Grabbies. Smart Women Know How to Be Hotter than Others.

Amatuer Grabbies are Still Grabbies. And Make Magical Things Happen in a Mans Pants. Just saying.

And look at the smile? Isn’t she just a sweetheart. Sigh. If only all chicks were so sweet, and so prone to self-fondling action, the world would live in peace and all would be well. Prosperity would abound. I swear to you.

Tan all over, and look at that eye shadow. This is one hot chick.

Grabbies in a bathing suit, all wet. Always hot.

Grabbies from Behind. Always nice when a friend helps. Sigh.

Speaking of friends helping out. Sheesh. Is it hot in here, or is it just me?

Hi, My Name is Hot Chick Fondling Myself. Nice to meet you!

Another Hot chick Grabbing Herself to a Tempting Display. Kinda rough, sort of like a webcam, probably.

Here I am, fondling myself and laying in my bed. Make you think of anything?

 

Blonde and Grabbing. A great combination.

Blonde Grabbings again.

Yet another hot chick grabbies.

Lookit These! Yes, darlin, I am looking. Yes, indeed.

Another sweet, self-fondling vixen.

 

Grabbies in Black and White.

And we will end with the same chick we started with. She is a classic. Love ya, baby.

Lucy Pinder! Oh, My.

Ah, Sweet Lucy. Some people just light the world up with their smile. Thats right, I said smile.

Not enough time to do my normal in-depth historical analysis of search trends and pop-culture memes, so here are some pictures of a half-naked Lucy Pinder to motivate and inspire you to greater things.

Get rich or cure cancer, and this is exactly the kind of girl that will be falling over herself to make sweet, sweet love. Guaranteed.

Lucy Pinder, doing what we refer to in the biz as doing the grabbies.

Lucy Pinder doing grabbies. Remember, if you can’t really see the nizzles, it ain’t nudity. Is there any hotter pose for a naked chick than grabbies? All out there, yet still holding just enough back to be even hotter than if she was stone cold naked. I think I’m going to a series on the magical artistic fortitude of girls-doing-grabbies one of these days. Now, that’s definitely something that “should-be-a-meme”.

 

Lucy Pinder Laying on the Floor, Pretty Much Butt Naked and Doing Grabbies. She apparently does grabbies a lot. She is a great woman.

 

There shoe goes again. Grabbing her assets for all the world to ogle. Babe-a-liscious. All I gotta say is, President Elect who?

Lucy Pinder Playing Hide the Nozzles, for your and my enjoyment. What a near perfect woman.

Got No Time Today To See What You’re Looking For

So, here’s something you’re not looking for. But you would have been looking for, if you knew it existed. 

Extremely Hot Football Chick. Unhappy? Cheer up! She's never like you, and no one who looks like her ever will, but at least she exists. Proof of God. So be happy.

She Is Cute, Too.

Puts politics and the news and the economy in perspective, doesn’t it? Yes it does.

Topless Girls Share the Love. This is the World Obama has Given Us. God bless The Obama.

And the above is not nudity. Its not nudity is the Nozzles are covered.

What Sort Of Sexy Lady Redistribution Will Be Seeing Under President Obama?

More Cheryl Tweedy. And who can blame me?

Man, Obama Needs to Get the Spread the Hot Chick Wealth Around Plan Going. And soon.

This is a dangerous woman. Thats all I am saying.

The Devil Created Denise Milani to Tempt Man to Sin. That bastidge.

 

Obama has promised to be a uniter, not a divider. I am thinking this is what he was talking about.

Wealthy individuals and business with hot chicks in bikinis in their lavishly appointed studies, offices and conference rooms will be forced to share the wealth with geeks in cubicles and unemployed neckbeards that live in their parents basements.

Professional Government Sex Workers will be Dispatched to Equalize Hotness Distribution Where Local Hot Chick Economies Lack Sufficient Hotties to Supply All Neckbeards, Internet Geeks, Cubicle Dwellers and Homeless People with Attractive Woman.