Is Scarlett Johansson The Perfect Woman?

Quite possibly. Lots of evidence. Take, for example, her reaction to getting felt up at the Golden Globes.

But, there’s plenty more than that.

Good Golly, Scarlett Johansson is Gorgeous. And She Works It. Oh, Yes. She Works It.

Good Golly, Scarlett Johansson is Gorgeous. And She Works It. Oh, Yes. She Works It.

Yes, she has many positive attributes, but the attitude is number one. Next, that face. She’s got what the people call “bone structure”. Amazing.

Scarlett Johansson Makes Love to the Camera.

Scarlett Johansson Makes Love to the Camera.

What is it? Symmetry? Nah. Perfect flaws? Maybe. Whatever it is, she’s got it. The Magic Mojo. Call it Mojohannson.

Scarlett Johansson--She has the Look. That Song Could Have Been Written For Her. Only That Song is Not Worthy of Her.

Scarlett Johansson--She has the Look. That Song Could Have Been Written For Her. Only That Song is Not Worthy of Her.

Oh. My. Gosh. Just gorgeous. Just astounding. Truly.

Statuesque. Classic. The Embodiment of Woman. That is Scarlett Johansson.

Statuesque. Classic. The Embodiment of Woman. That is Scarlett Johansson.

Yes, she’s got all the right parts. Yes, she has an attractive body. But . . .

Scarlett Johansson Has a Well Proportioned Figure. But Thats Not the Point.

Scarlett Johansson Has a Well Proportioned Figure. But Thats Not the Point.

The point is, she is hot.

Scarlett Johannson

Scarlett Johannson. Sweet. Seducitve. Pure. Naughty. All wrapped up in one.

Is she human? I’m sure. Flawed? No doubt. Imperfect? Of course. But . . . she presents herself well. She’s got a great attitude, and it is conveyed by everything about her. As far as people go, she is perfect. The perfect woman.

Keeping in mind, I’m sure the perfect woman still farts, belches, gets back zits and can be a bitch. That’s life, pipplz.

Scarlett Johansson Has the Look.

Scarlett Johansson Has the Look.

What an incredible picture. That girls takes a great photo.

Scarlett Johansson Goes Goth. And she Pulls it Off.

Scarlett Johansson Goes Goth. And she Pulls it Off.

Scarlett Johansson by Todd Plitt. Another Great Head Shot. Sheesh, she is a Goddess.

Scarlett Johansson by Todd Plitt. Another Great Head Shot. Sheesh, she is a Goddess.

Windblown. The Perfect Smile. Sigh. Ah, well. What is Life Without Impossible-to-Achieve Fantasies to Aspire To?

Windblown. The Perfect Smile. Sigh. Ah, well. What is Life Without Impossible-to-Achieve Fantasies to Aspire To?

Scarlett Works it For the Camera. Does she ever.

Scarlett Works it For the Camera. Does she ever.

All right. More Scarlett Johansson on a future date.

4 Responses to “Is Scarlett Johansson The Perfect Woman?”


  1. 1 Ray July 28, 2011 at 6:50 pm

    The perfect woman……
    Ray

  2. 2 mike October 12, 2011 at 8:31 pm

    she is Heaven sent……..

  3. 3 Li February 8, 2012 at 11:10 pm

    So she is the perfect women because she’s attractive and lets random men feel her up? My standards must be too high.

  4. 4 Kevin S. Willis February 9, 2012 at 1:12 pm

    If Scarlett Johansson is beneath you, then yes, your standards are too high. Or you are clinically insane, suffering from terminal narcissism.


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