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Random Hot Chicks Presenting Their Fabulous Endowments

I don't know who this is, but I wish I did. She's mind-blowingly well-endowed.
I don’t know who this is, but I wish I did. She’s mind-blowingly well-endowed.

A hot blonde presents her prodigous endowment. Wowsers. All I got to say.

Boobs! And Plenty Of 'Em! You Can't Resist The Cleavage, And You Know You Can't.
Boobs! And Plenty Of ‘Em! You Can’t Resist The Cleavage, And You Know You Can’t.

Impressively prodigous.And who doesn’t like bosoms in very tight tops that showcase the decolletage?

Danielle Lloyd wrapped in Ivy.

Danielle Lloyd wrapped in Ivy.If more women like that walked around wearing things like that, it would be a better world.A Blonde Cutey. Qualifies as a Random Hot Chick.Cute enough. Like that come-hither look.Pretty in Mesh. Again, More Women Need To Dress Thusly. Just Sayin'.

Love t hose low-riding white cotton panties.
The Magic of the Sling Bikini. Sweet.

The Magic of the Sling Bikini. Sweet.

And more women need to wear sling bikinis.

More Random Hot Chicks

Anna Something. Damn, she's cute.
Anna Something. Damn, she’s cute.

Not sure who she is, really. But she’s cute.

Eve Lawrence is awfully attractive, as well.

Eve Lawrence is awfully attractive, as well.

Ah, no real women in life like this. Not for you, anyway.
It's a Sling Bikini. Gotta Love It.

It's a Sling Bikini. Gotta Love It.

Another andom hot chick. Who is more than randomly hot.
Man, She's Cute.

Man, She's Cute.

Next Door Nikki. She don’t live next door to me.
Shy Love. Doesn't Look So Shy. Excellent Underboobage.

Shy Love. Doesn't Look So Shy. Excellent Underboobage.

That’s some fine underboob cleavage there. Not to mention those lips. Ah, those sweet lips.
Danielle Lloyd, wrapped in vines.

Danielle Lloyd, wrapped in vines.Danielle Lloyd is cute. And definitely au naturale.Who is she? I dunno. But she's cute.

I should know. She was in Maxim. But I don’t. But she’s cute.

Natalie Sparks in Pig Tails. Man, She's a Cute One.
Natalie Sparks in Pig Tails. Man, She’s a Cute One.

You gotta admit. She cleans up nice.

Boobs. Yeah, I've Done This One Before. But It's Worth Doing Again.

Boobs. Yeah, I've Done This One Before. But It's Worth Doing Again.

Why am I never around when they are taking pictures like this? Huh?
More Natalie Sparks, Pumpin' Up the Cleavage.

More Natalie Sparks, Pumpin' Up the Cleavage.Purple underwear and high heels.Next Door Nikki. Looks Different. Still Cute. Still Someone I don't Live Next Door To, And Never Did.

Sigh. Not Next door to me. Not ever.
Not Sure Who This Is. But She's Mostly Naked. Which is Good Enough For Me.
Not Sure Who This Is. But She’s Mostly Naked. Which is Good Enough For Me.
How tasteful.
That's Elisha Cuthbert, right? Maybe? Anyway, She's Hot.
That’s Elisha Cuthbert, right? Maybe? Anyway, She’s Hot.
Ah, lovely.

Miri Hanai Videos. I Love This Girl.

Miri Hanai in a bathtube being attacked by spaghetti or something. Weird.

Miri Hanai makes eggs. What?

Miri Hanai Egg Bloopers? What the heck is it with Miri Hanai and eggs?

More Miri Hanai.

Miri Hanai in her room. Oooh.

And that’s a strange Miri Hanai Fan Video. Okay.

Another Miri Hanai video. All in some strange language. I think it might be Australian.

 

Miri Hanai playing Tennis. A lot hotter than one might think.

Miri Hanai. Japanese Girl. Uh, yeah.

Miri Hanai. Just look at her.

Miri Hanai. Bikini Madness!

Good stuff. More soon. Until then, enjoy Miri Hanai.

Miri Hanai is Also a Queen of Grabbies! Bless Her!

Today, we celebrate Miri Hanai. We live in a blessed world that could create such a magnificent creature. No matter what else is wrong in the world, I’m not thinking about it right now. Are you?

Contents Permanently Under Extreme Pressure! Handle with Care. I Would Handle Her With Care. I Promise.

Miri Hanai Should Be Labeled: Contents Permanently Under Extreme Pressure! Handle with Care. I Would Handle Her With Care. I Promise.

Ah, sweet Miri. Already of excellent and ample bosom, knowing just where to put that hand enhances the experience. Brilliant work, Ms. Hanai. Brilliant.

In Red Bikini, A Little Self-Handling Perfectly Completes the Effect. Sweet Miri Hanai. Sweet, Sweet Miri.

In Red Bikini, A Little Self-Handling Perfectly Completes the Effect. Sweet Miri Hanai. Sweet, Sweet Miri.

Isn’t that a lovely picture? Restores a man’s faith in womankind. But we’re not done yet. Oh, no, not by a long shot.

Gorgeous. Just Gorgeous. Beautiful girl. Beautiful picture. What man would not fall in love with Miri Hanai, just looking at her?

Gorgeous. Just Gorgeous. Beautiful girl. Beautiful picture. What man would not fall in love with Miri Hanai, just looking at her?

I can’t say enough about the picture above. What a beautiful woman, what an excellent pose, what perfect “grabbies”. Bless you, Miri Hanai. Bless you.

Miri Hanai Demands that You Fall In Love With Her Now. Now!

Miri Hanai Demands that You Fall In Love With Her Now. Now!

Words fail me. So more pictures!

The T-Shirt. The Hands. The Facial Expression. The Perfect Woman. Miri Hanai. Done and Done.

The T-Shirt. The Hands. The Facial Expression. The Perfect Woman. Miri Hanai. Done and Done.

Sweetness. What perfection. So, a little more perfection.

Miri Hanai is Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

Miri Hanai is Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous. Gorgeous.

Where do you get a sweater like that? My, my, my. Well, it looks lovely on her.

And a little more.

Mittened Grabbies with Miri Hanai. Excellent. Just perfect.

Mittened Grabbies with Miri Hanai. Excellent. Just perfect.

There. That’s enough for now. More Miri Hanai in the near future. I promise. How could I not?

Carolina Ardohain Is Mildly Attractive

Carolina Ardohain is a Super Model. And She Is Hot. I am Just Saying.

Carolina Ardohain is a Super Model. And She Is Hot. I am Just Saying.

Duct tape has never been so hot. Seriously. I want to go out and buy some now.

Carolina Pampita Ardohain? That Is Her Full Name? Duct Tape Still Super Hot.

Carolina Pampita Ardohain? That Is Her Full Name? Duct Tape Still Super Hot.

That’s some lucky duct tape. Seriously.

Carolina Ardohain Shows the Grabbies. And some Booty.

Carolina Ardohain Shows the Grabbies. And some Booty.

Supermodel has super booty. Who woulda thunk it?

Carolina Ardohain in a Bikini

Carolina Ardohain in a Bikini

Carolina Ardohain fills an animal print bikini nicely.

One More Carolina Ardohain

One More Carolina Ardohain

Christina Ricci: The Parade of Perfect Women Continues

The moment in Addam’s Family Values I recognized immediately as a great moment in American cinema the very first time I saw it: Christina Ricci as Wednesday Addams, and her excellent Wednesday Addam’s smile:

Christina Ricci is another one of those near-perfect women. Gorgeous. Attitude. And some sort of amazing, inner spark. And I’ve loved Christina Ricci sense that Addam’s Family Values Smile.

Before I go on, I want to mention that Software Supply Group has Adobe Acrobat 8.0 on sale for $99.99. I know those guys. They’re good people. I buy all my copies of Microsoft Windows 95 from them, and I probably go through at least one copy a week. They’re the same guys that do SnaggStuff, which I check out almost every day so I can get stuff cheap and then act like a high roller. Cuz that’s just how I am, dogz. Yeah, that’s an advertorial, but I love those guys. They’re like my budz. But enough about that.

Back to Christina Ricci.

Christina Ricci. I mean, Look at Her.
Christina Ricci. I mean, Look at Her.

She is a beauty. And a great actress.

Again. Christina Ricci. Gorgeous. And those eyes! They just penetrate you. Seriously.

Again. Christina Ricci. Gorgeous. And those eyes! They just penetrate you. Seriously.

Those eyes. Christina Ricci can hypnotize.

And I love this picture of her. Gorgeous.

And I love this picture of her. Gorgeous.

And it’s definitely not just her eyes. Sweet, sweet Christina.

Again. The hair. They eyes. That look. Oh, she knows your secrets. Yes she does.

Again. The hair. They eyes. That look. Oh, she knows your secrets. Yes she does.

And there’s more. There is no such thing as “enough” Christina Ricci.

Christina Ricci in Some Sort of Seductive Pool Scene.

Christina Ricci in Some Sort of Seductive Pool Scene.

She’d get me. No doubt. Most men would crumble. I wouldn’t crumble, but I’d be like, “Sure. I’ve got five minutes.”

A Very Statuesque Christina Ricci

A Very Statuesque Christina Ricci

Yup. She’s got the look.

Oh. Yeah. That Is All I Am Saying.

Oh. Yeah. That Is All I Am Saying.

Corsets and Christina Ricci go together very well. That is all I am saying.

Christina Ricci Strikes a Pose.

Christina Ricci Strikes a Pose.

She’s a looker. But it’s that attitude. That look. That ice vision. She could kill a man with those eyes.

And even when she is not all posed and lit and what-not, she is still incredibly gorgeous.

And even when she is not all posed and lit and what-not, she is still incredibly gorgeous.

The bad part? Christina was Born in 1980. The year I turned 11. But still, she makes me feel old. Why? I don’t know. But she does.

Christina Ricci Virginal in White.

Christina Ricci Virginal in White.

Finally, a very groovy, and large, animated Gif captured from Black Snake Moan.

Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan. Oh. My. Gosh.
Christina Ricci in Black Snake Moan. Oh. My. Gosh.

More on Christina from Wikipedia.

Is Scarlett Johansson The Perfect Woman?

Quite possibly. Lots of evidence. Take, for example, her reaction to getting felt up at the Golden Globes.

But, there’s plenty more than that.

Good Golly, Scarlett Johansson is Gorgeous. And She Works It. Oh, Yes. She Works It.

Good Golly, Scarlett Johansson is Gorgeous. And She Works It. Oh, Yes. She Works It.

Yes, she has many positive attributes, but the attitude is number one. Next, that face. She’s got what the people call “bone structure”. Amazing.

Scarlett Johansson Makes Love to the Camera.

Scarlett Johansson Makes Love to the Camera.

What is it? Symmetry? Nah. Perfect flaws? Maybe. Whatever it is, she’s got it. The Magic Mojo. Call it Mojohannson.

Scarlett Johansson--She has the Look. That Song Could Have Been Written For Her. Only That Song is Not Worthy of Her.

Scarlett Johansson--She has the Look. That Song Could Have Been Written For Her. Only That Song is Not Worthy of Her.

Oh. My. Gosh. Just gorgeous. Just astounding. Truly.

Statuesque. Classic. The Embodiment of Woman. That is Scarlett Johansson.

Statuesque. Classic. The Embodiment of Woman. That is Scarlett Johansson.

Yes, she’s got all the right parts. Yes, she has an attractive body. But . . .

Scarlett Johansson Has a Well Proportioned Figure. But Thats Not the Point.

Scarlett Johansson Has a Well Proportioned Figure. But Thats Not the Point.

The point is, she is hot.

Scarlett Johannson

Scarlett Johannson. Sweet. Seducitve. Pure. Naughty. All wrapped up in one.

Is she human? I’m sure. Flawed? No doubt. Imperfect? Of course. But . . . she presents herself well. She’s got a great attitude, and it is conveyed by everything about her. As far as people go, she is perfect. The perfect woman.

Keeping in mind, I’m sure the perfect woman still farts, belches, gets back zits and can be a bitch. That’s life, pipplz.

Scarlett Johansson Has the Look.

Scarlett Johansson Has the Look.

What an incredible picture. That girls takes a great photo.

Scarlett Johansson Goes Goth. And she Pulls it Off.

Scarlett Johansson Goes Goth. And she Pulls it Off.

Scarlett Johansson by Todd Plitt. Another Great Head Shot. Sheesh, she is a Goddess.

Scarlett Johansson by Todd Plitt. Another Great Head Shot. Sheesh, she is a Goddess.

Windblown. The Perfect Smile. Sigh. Ah, well. What is Life Without Impossible-to-Achieve Fantasies to Aspire To?

Windblown. The Perfect Smile. Sigh. Ah, well. What is Life Without Impossible-to-Achieve Fantasies to Aspire To?

Scarlett Works it For the Camera. Does she ever.

Scarlett Works it For the Camera. Does she ever.

All right. More Scarlett Johansson on a future date.

Miri Hanai Does Magic. She is Magic. Seriously.

It’s time to explore the most excellent Miri Hanai. Who is gorgeous. In case you didn’t know.

Miri Hanai more than fills out a little yellow bikini. Itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny and all that.

Miri Hanai more than fills out a little yellow bikini. Itsy-bitsy, teeny-weeny and all that.

Never in my life have I more wanted to be a water bottle.

Miri Hanai, Being Most Beautiful. Period.

Miri Hanai, Being Most Beautiful. Period.

Miri Hanai in a pleasingly flowery bikini.

Miri Hanai Filling Out A Pleasingly Cyan-Colored Bikini.

Miri Hanai Filling Out A Pleasingly Cyan-Colored Bikini.

And Miri fills out a bikini quite nicely.

Miri Hanai Licking an Ice Cream Cone. This Makes Me Think of Something. Cannot Think of What. Hmmm.

Miri Hanai Licking an Ice Cream Cone. This Makes Me Think of Something. Cannot Think of What. Hmmm.

Miri Hanai Licking an Ice Cream Cone isa lovely, innocent little picture. Mmmhmm.

Miri Hanai is Excellent. This Would Be an Excellent Sight to Come Home To, Yes?

Miri Hanai is Excellent. This Would Be an Excellent Sight to Come Home To, Yes?

Technically a Grabby, and Excellent At That. What a Beautiful Shot. What a Beautiful Woman.

Technically a Grabby, and Excellent At That. What a Beautiful Shot. What a Beautiful Woman.

More Miri Coming Up.

This is a Very Elegant Shot. Statuesque, Even.

This is a Very Elegant Shot. Statuesque, Even.

That shot above is just a work of art. Beautiful. Props to whoever took that excellent, beautiful pic.

What is She Wearing? I am not Sure, but She Sure Looks Good In It.

What is She Wearing? I am not Sure, but She Sure Looks Good In It.

She is truly magnificent. That’s all I’m saying.

Miri Hanai Eating A Popsicle. Wonder What That Is Supposed To Make Us Think About. Hmmm.

Miri Hanai Eating A Popsicle. Wonder What That Is Supposed To Make Us Think About. Hmmm.

And even more Miri.

Miri in a Golden Bikini. A Golden Girl in a Golden Bikin. A Golden Goddess.

Miri in a Golden Bikini. A Golden Girl in a Golden Bikin. A Golden Goddess.

Sweet Miri. A Golden Goddess. Awright, some more.

Miri Hanai is Innocence, Sexuality, Beauty.

Miri Hanai is Innocence, Sexuality, Beauty.

She what it’s all about. Am I right, men?

Miri Hanai in a Silvery Too-Small Bikini Thing.

Miri Hanai in a Silvery Too-Small Bikini Thing.

Sweet. She’s just got hips made for making babies. Well, that’s enough for now. More in the near future. Bye! And . . . Pleasant Dreams.

. . .

 

Miri Hanai Gives You Super Happy Pleasant Dreams

Miri Hanai Gives You Super Happy Pleasant Dreams

. . .

Husband Wants His Kidney Back, and Who Can Blame Him?

Ain’t it exactly like a woman? From blog.bioethics.com:

According to Newsday, a New York surgeon, Richard Batista, is asking his wife, Dawnell Batista, for the kidney he gave her in 2001 back, or if she can’t live without it (ha ha)–for $1.5 million in exchange for his regret over the gift.

Bioethics.com’s conclusion:

Here’s my diagnosis of the case: divorce-induced insanity on the part of client and attorney. No reasonable client or attorney would propose asking for a bodily organ or $1.5 million if desperation weren’t involved.

While true, divorcing the guy who gave you a frickin’ kidney, even if it was seven years ago, is kinda–well, typical of the species. Especially the female of the species. But, ah well. Let them fight it out in court. He ain’t getting his kidney back and probably won’t get financial compensation, but it just shows ya how ugly divorces get–so, if you don’t want an ugly divorce, think hard about getting married. Just saying.

More on the story from The New York Daily News.

A Very Perky, Amply Talented Girl.

Miri Hanai: A Very Perky, Amply Talented Girl.

In other news, Miri Hanai is very perky, very ample, and very bountiful, and very beautiful. So, I’d give her a kidney. Um, with some special dispensation made to me for my sacrifice. Heh.


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