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Apparently, all your Christmas Zunes (all five of you) are suffering from Zune Freeze.
Solution discovered to Zune freeze problem. Replace with Apple iPod.
Fortunately, there is an easy solution to the problem.
You’re also searching for Linda Cohn for some reason. Yawn.
Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon have lost a lot money, thanks to Bernie Madoff.
Apparently you do, it’s a big search term. Even though there are a lot hotter chicks on the Internetz in a state of semi-underess out there.
Anyhoo, there are entire sites devoted to the subject.
Here is Cindy Crawford in a See Through-ish Dress. Hope that helps.
In other worthwhile and extremely depressing news that one hopes does not portend the end of Flying J Travel Plazas, Flying J has filed for bankruptcy. Yikes!
Not that I stop at them that often, but traveling across the country just won’t be the same with that big Flying J out there, trying to tempt me in with stale snacks and clean bathrooms and the opportunity to shower with truckers.
Flying J. Just a natural part of Interstate Travel in America. What is Our World Coming To? Obama Needs to Propose a Bail out, Pronto.
And if you’re going to be traveling this holiday season, I strongly recommend some handy healthcare travel products, like the Handybar Auto Entry and Exit Handle and the Neat Seat Toilet Protector. A folding travel cane is handy if you need an ambulatory assist while traveling America’s great highways and bi-ways.
Diabetic Travel organizers are very handy if you suffer from type-1 or type-2 diabetes and need to keep all your supplies organized. And you’re smart enough to know exactly what you use a travel pillow for. And don’t go anywhere without some kind of handy compact first aid kit for travel. And you should always keep an Emergency First Aid Kit in Your Car. Seriously.
A useful Emergency First Aid Auto Kit from Complete Medical
You’re not looking for House in bulk, but I love that show. This is apparently a video from Hugh Laurie’s audition for the show. Glad they had they good sense to pick him.
Man, I love that show. Here’s the official website. And you can watch full episodes (but only 5 or so at a time). Still, that’s better than nothing.
Love this show.
Fox Courtney Friel was caught with having bikini shots, back in the day.
Courtney Friel in Maxim
This came out last February. Why are you suddenly interested in it now? Oh, well.
Generally, bloggers don’t seem to have a positive option of Friel. Ah, well.
Used to have a moderately updated blog at ClearBlogs, called BigPimpin, that was just a collection of stuff I was working on. Just went there, and it was gone. Thought they had singled me out, but apparently everything is gone, according to their stats. Something must have nuked their database. Hope they have a backup.
Hope everyone had a merry holiday. I forgot to post my ritual Christmas song (written and recorded by the awesome Al Phlipp, back in 1986, on the cusp of 1987), Christmas in the Ghetto. Apologies for the production values, but it is a classic.
Why do you never get what you really want for Christmas? Ah, well.
So, Merry Belated Christmas and all that. Remember, it is Christmas. He is the Reason for the Season.
Jesus Christ is what Christmas is All About.
Also, have a Happy New Year, and all that.
Global Warming, relentless and unstoppable, continue to make everything cold. Now Oymyakon is in the news as the coldest place on earth.
In other news, Dena Riley plead guilt to first degree murder in the May 2006 of Marsha Spicer. Because it was part of sex “play” and it was videotaped.
Dena Riley. Who could resist a hot sex partner like that, when she says she wants to suffocate you for fun?
Marsha Spicer was way cuter.
Marsha Spicer. Way Cuter Than Dena Riley.
Latest chapter in my paean to the 80s, Book of Magic, is up. Also, more music from Al Phlipp & The Woo Team (The Experimental Album II) is here. There ya go.
Carin Ashley. Queen of the Grabbies.
That’s Carin Ashley up there. She’s cute, sure, but she also knows that grabbing her assets is a way to enhance the magic. Because she does it a lot.
Carin Ashley Emphasizes her Momentous Bounty for Your Unrequited Arousal.
Ah, Carin. Sweet, sweet Carin. Okay, here’s more:
Carin Ashley Being Coy About Her Natural Talents.
Yep. That’s right. Okay, even more Carin Ashley.
Carin Ashley. I am in Love. Just saying.
Carin Ashley Emphasis Her Globes of Talent.
Carin Ashley, Unleashed.
One Last Great Pic of Carin Ashley Coyly And Seductively Fondling Her Naked Breasts. But It Is not Really Nudity. Because She is Hiding the Nozzles.
But Christina’s stuffy, “just-doesn’t-get-it” Dad doesn’t approve. Because he doesn’t understand true love.
Drew Peterson Preparing to Wed Soon-to-be-Missing Fiance, Christina Raines.
You’re also very interested in Yvette Prieto, who has apparently dated a lot of guys. But is now Michael Jordan’s Girlfriend. Interesting.
Yvette Prieto Dating Michael Jordan Due To His Unlimited Access to Free Fruit of the Loom Underwear.
And what would search engine trend news be without finding out that some D-list celebrity was going to pose nude in Playboy? This time, it’s Lisa Rinna, who was on Dancing with the Stars.
Lisa Rinna to Pose Nude. Meh. Just do not care.
Meh. And Apparently, I’m not the only one who feels that way.
No doubt, you want to know what the hell people mean when they call folks like Bernard Madoff, who bilked rich folks out of billions, a Svengali.
John Barrymore Played Svengali in The 1931 Film That Helped Popularize the Term.
A little clip from the movie:
Just goes to show: if you are a Svengali, it’s better to use your hypnotic and charismatic powers for good, not evil.
Svengali definied a Wiktionary.
Dick Cheney has also been recently referred to as a Svengali, and so has Zbigniew Brzezinski, regarding Jimmy Carter, Barack Obama, etc.
What is with wrestlers? Justin Levens and Sarah McLean-Levens were found dead in their Orange County condominium.
This is Justin Levens, Who May or May Not Have Killed His Wife and Himself. Fine Looking Fellow.
Yes, I know, he was a martials arts fighter, not a wrestler. Still wouldn’t be surprised to find some steroids involved, somewhere. Roid rage is not your friend.
Better just to build yourself up naturally, with a healthy exercise regimen involving professional exercise equipment.
In other news, Keri Shryock is dead after a 25 foot fal–while playing a Wise Man in a Nativity Play. Why’d she have to be up 25 feet to play a wise man? The report from the AP.
In more other news, Ole Miss Coach was arested in Cincinnati after a Cincinnati cab driver complainged that Andy Kennedy punched him and shouted racial slurs. Coaches apparently tend to have anger-management issues, as well.
It’s snowing in Vegas. Don’t worry, all this below-average cold is, in fact, caused by Global Warming.
Because it has to be for scientists to get their funding, be feted by their elite friends and politicians, and for politicians and bankers to make oodles of money with carbon credit scams–I mean, cap-and-trade regulations to “help the environment”.
More and more, Michael Crichton’s essay on Global Warming and Eugenics seems prescient. Or at least darn accurate.
As we continue to burn money and demonstrate our evolutionary unfitness for survival by sacrificing goats to the Great Goddess of Global Warming so She doesn’t make summers hotter in Burbank or impinge four inches on the shoreline, we’re going to miss Michael Crichton.
Yes, The Global Warming Faithful dismissed him was a sneer (that’s how you could tell he had them to dead-to-rights), but the fact is, he was right, and they were and continue to be wrong.
Meanwhile, it continues to get colder. Supposedly, it’s just a blip, and we will be right back to warmer summers and less-harsh winter–which saves lives, by the way, one of the many benefits to moderate global warming, if it was actually happening. Which it isn’t.
Laterz, Internetz.
Just picked it up from Ain’t It Cool News. She was recently seen on House, which is a great show, as one of the candidates. It would be cool if Hugh Laurie was in TR2N, but I digress.
Beau Garrett Will Be In TR2N, Thus Becoming A Geek Goddess Forever. Apparently, she will be a Digital Siren, maybe. Cool enough for me!
Beau Garrett, another very attractive young woman from movies like Made of Honor and Fantastic Four 2 is also signed up for TR2N.
More Beau Garrett. I Can Totally See Her As a Digital Space Pixie Computer Vixen Binary Siren Seductress Chick. Totally.
So. Can’t wait to see both of them in the TR2N Universe. But, until then, more Olivia Wilde.
Olivia Wilde Looks Like She Was Born to Play a Heroic Program Fighting the MCP in the TRON Universe. Just Saying.
Oh, yeah. She’s is perfect for TRON. Or TR2N. Ideal.
Olivia Wilde Well Be Taking On the MCP In TR2N. Yay!
Olivia Wilde looks ideal to fight for the users. Awesome. I tell you what.
Hope they included a digital computer world love scene in this one, like the one they cut, at the last minute after all the pricey effects had been done, from the original Tron.
Hopefully the new TR2N Will Give Props to Yori. A Cameo or Something, At Least.
Yori was played in the original TRON by Cindy Morgan, who was very hot as York. Let’s hope David Warner, who was both Sark and Master Control Program in the original (and Ed Dillinger) makes an appearance, perhaps as the voice of the MCP. Also, I hope there is at least a cameo shout out to Dan Shor, who was Ram, and Peter Jurasik, who was Crom.
I love me some Tron, if you didn’t notice.
Laterz, Internetz.
Not to mention the dragon millipede, the hunstman spider, and the laotian rock rat. Some zoological guy on one of the morning shows?
Ah, it was a Top 10 of Newly Discovered Species. Cool.
The Poisonous Dragon Millipede. Looks Pretty Dang Cool.
Here’s a video of the Laotian Rock Rat. On a rock, appropriately.
And something on Green Pit Vipers.
Megan Hauserman Beat Up by Sharon Osbourne. More on the story from WPTV.
Megan Hauserman is More Often Naked Than Not on the Internetz. Here, she has clothing. She also recently got into a spat with Sharon Osbourne A Cat Fight On a Reality Television Show. Who Would Have Imagined?.
In other news, Jocelyn Maldonado (Jocelyn is one of those names I hate; I dunno why, I just do) got married to Antonio Pierce, who plays foozeball or something for a living. And that’s pretty much it. Move along, nothing to see here.
Jocelyn Maldonado Marries Antonio Pierce. Good for her. I bet, like most marriages of famous and very rich athletes and beautiful women, that it lasts forever.
Sondra Fortunato Gets in Trouble for Showing Too Much During Giants Games. Fussy prudes at Giant games, apparently.
Sandra Fortunato is a Giant Giants Fan.
Isn’t she a little old to be dressing like that?
Sondra Fortunato looks a little too old to be dressing like that, if you ask me.
Well, to each his own, I suppose. Doesn’t seem to me like she merits an eviction, ifshe’s such a big fan.
Sondra Fortunato Shows Her Team Spirt
Whassup, Peoples? 