Archive for December, 2008

Frozen Zune? The Solution Is to Buy an iPod

Apparently, all your Christmas Zunes (all five of you) are suffering from Zune Freeze.

Solution discovered to Zune freeze problem. Replace with Apple iPod.

Solution discovered to Zune freeze problem. Replace with Apple iPod.

Fortunately, there is an easy solution to the problem.

You’re also searching for Linda Cohn for some reason. Yawn.

Kyra Sedgwick and Kevin Bacon have lost a lot money, thanks to Bernie Madoff.

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Cindy Crawford Nude. You Really Care About This?

Apparently you do, it’s a big search term. Even though there are a lot hotter chicks on the Internetz in a state of semi-underess out there.

Anyhoo, there are entire sites devoted to the subject.

Here is Cindy Crawford in a See Through-ish Dress. Hope that helps.

Here is Cindy Crawford in a See Through-ish Dress. Hope that helps.

In other worthwhile and extremely depressing news that one hopes does not portend the end of Flying J Travel Plazas, Flying J has filed for bankruptcy. Yikes!

Not that I stop at them that often, but traveling across the country just won’t be the same with that big Flying J out there, trying to tempt me in with stale snacks and clean bathrooms and the opportunity to shower with truckers.

sFlying J. Just a natural part of Interstate Travel in America. What is Our World Coming To? Obama Needs to Propose a Bail out, Pronto.

Flying J. Just a natural part of Interstate Travel in America. What is Our World Coming To? Obama Needs to Propose a Bail out, Pronto.

And if you’re going to be traveling this holiday season, I strongly recommend some handy healthcare travel products, like the Handybar Auto Entry and Exit Handle and the Neat Seat Toilet Protector.  A folding travel cane is handy if you need an ambulatory assist while traveling America’s great highways and bi-ways.

Diabetic Travel organizers are very handy if you suffer from type-1 or type-2 diabetes and need to keep all your supplies organized. And you’re smart enough to know exactly what you use a travel pillow for. And don’t go anywhere without some kind of handy compact first aid kit for travel. And you should always keep an Emergency First Aid Kit in Your Car. Seriously.

A useful Emergency First Aid Auto Kit from Complete Medical

A useful Emergency First Aid Auto Kit from Complete Medical

Dr. Gregory House, MD

You’re not looking for House in bulk, but I love that show. This is apparently a video from Hugh Laurie’s audition for the show. Glad they had they good sense to pick him.

Man, I love that show. Here’s the official website. And you can watch full episodes (but only 5 or so at a time). Still, that’s better than nothing.

Love this show.

Courtney Friel In Trouble for Personal Sexy Time

Fox Courtney Friel was caught with having bikini shots, back in the day. 

Courtney Friel in Maxim

Courtney Friel in Maxim

 This came out last February. Why are you suddenly interested in it now? Oh, well.

Generally, bloggers don’t seem to have a positive option of Friel. Ah, well.

ClearBlogs is Totally Uncool.

Used to have a moderately updated blog at ClearBlogs, called BigPimpin, that was just a collection of stuff I was working on. Just went there, and it was gone. Thought they had singled me out, but apparently everything is gone, according to their stats. Something must have nuked their database. Hope they have a backup.

Hope everyone had a merry holiday. I forgot to post my ritual Christmas song (written and recorded by the awesome Al Phlipp, back in 1986, on the cusp of 1987), Christmas in the Ghetto. Apologies for the production values, but it is a classic.

Why do you never get what you really want for Christmas? Ah, well.

Why do you never get what you really want for Christmas? Ah, well.

So, Merry Belated Christmas and all that. Remember, it is Christmas. He is the Reason for the Season.

Jesus Christ is what Christmas is All About.

Jesus Christ is what Christmas is All About.

Also, have a Happy New Year, and all that.

Oymyakon is the Coldest Place On Earth. Because of, You Know, Global Warming.

Global Warming, relentless and unstoppable, continue to make everything cold. Now Oymyakon is in the news as the coldest place on earth.

In other news, Dena Riley plead guilt to first degree murder in the May 2006 of Marsha Spicer. Because it was part of sex “play” and it was videotaped.

Dena Riley. Who could resist a hot sex partner like that, when she says she wants to suffocate you for fun?

Dena Riley. Who could resist a hot sex partner like that, when she says she wants to suffocate you for fun?

Marsha Spicer was way cuter.

Marsha Spicer. Way Cuter Than Dena Riley.

Marsha Spicer. Way Cuter Than Dena Riley.

Latest chapter in my paean to the 80s, Book of Magic, is up. Also, more music from Al Phlipp & The Woo Team (The Experimental Album II) is here. There ya go.

Carin Ashley is Queen of the Grabbies

Carin Ashley. Queen of the Grabbies.

Carin Ashley. Queen of the Grabbies.

That’s Carin Ashley up there. She’s cute, sure, but she also knows that grabbing her assets is a way to enhance the magic. Because she does it a lot.

Carin Ashley Emphasizes her Momentous Bounty for Your Unrequited Arousal.

Carin Ashley Emphasizes her Momentous Bounty for Your Unrequited Arousal.

Ah, Carin. Sweet, sweet Carin. Okay, here’s more:

Carin Ashley Being Coy About Her Natural Talents.

Carin Ashley Being Coy About Her Natural Talents.

Yep. That’s right. Okay, even more Carin Ashley.

Carin Ashley. I am in Love. Just saying.

Carin Ashley. I am in Love. Just saying.

Carin Ashley Emphasis Her Globes of Talent.

Carin Ashley Emphasis Her Globes of Talent.

Carin Ashley, Unleashed.

Carin Ashley, Unleashed.

One Last Great Pic of Carin Ashley Coyly And Seductively Fondling Her Naked Breasts. But It Is not Really Nudity. Because She is Hiding the Nozzles.

One Last Great Pic of Carin Ashley Coyly And Seductively Fondling Her Naked Breasts. But It Is not Really Nudity. Because She is Hiding the Nozzles.


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