What is with wrestlers? Justin Levens and Sarah McLean-Levens were found dead in their Orange County condominium.
This is Justin Levens, Who May or May Not Have Killed His Wife and Himself. Fine Looking Fellow.
Yes, I know, he was a martials arts fighter, not a wrestler. Still wouldn’t be surprised to find some steroids involved, somewhere. Roid rage is not your friend.
Better just to build yourself up naturally, with a healthy exercise regimen involving professional exercise equipment.
In other news, Keri Shryock is dead after a 25 foot fal–while playing a Wise Man in a Nativity Play. Why’d she have to be up 25 feet to play a wise man? The report from the AP.
In more other news, Ole Miss Coach was arested in Cincinnati after a Cincinnati cab driver complainged that Andy Kennedy punched him and shouted racial slurs. Coaches apparently tend to have anger-management issues, as well.
Whassup, Peoples? 