Archive for January, 2009

Carla Gugino, Because You’re Not Searching for Anything Interesting

Carla in the Pool. Sweet.
Carla in the Pool. Sweet.

Carla Gugino in the pool. Too bad there wasn’t more hot sex scenes in Spy Kids. That’s all I’m saying.

Carla Gugino Looking Inexpressably Hot. What man would not want to be married to this woman? When a woman looks like that, getting ready for anything . . . life would be good.

Sweet. What man wouldn’t want to watch her getting ready in the morning? Or getting ready to go out to dinner? And that lipstick check? Oh. My.

Carla Gugino, Anxiously Awaiting My Arrival. No, Seriously.

Carla Gugino, Anxiously Awaiting My Arrival. No, Seriously.

Ah. Caral illustrating the appropriate repose for a wife who is awaiting her husband at the end of the day. No, seriously.

Carla Gugino and a Net.
Carla Gugino and a Net.

Sweet. Not exactly sure what she is doing with the net.

Carla as a Street Angel. Very Appropriate.

Carla as a Street Angel. Very Appropriate.

Now I believe in Angels. I mean, I believed before, but now I really, really believe.

And, On The Eighth Day, God Created Carla Gugino. Bless Him!

And, On The Eighth Day, God Created Carla Gugino. Bless Him!

Ah, sweet Carla.

Carla Gugino at the Egyptian Theater

Carla Gugino at the Egyptian Theater

Poise. Confidence. Class.

Carla Gugino, In That Same Bra, But Only Black and White.
Carla Gugino, In That Same Bra, But Only Black and White.

Oh. My. Golly.

A Picture is Worth 1000 Words.

A Picture is Worth 1000 Words.

And, of course, Carla Gugino is Going to be The Original Silk Spectre, Sally Jupiter, in the Upcoming Watchmen Flick from Zack Snyder.

Carla Gugino as Sally Jupiter.

Carla Gugino as Sally Jupiter.

Speaking of which, check on the groovy Girls Kick Azz mini-doc from the upcoming Watchmen movie:

Carla Obligates You To Fall In Love With Her. She Is Just Like That.
Carla Obligates You To Fall In Love With Her. She Is Just Like That.

And, one more, revisiting that first pool image:

Black and White Carla Gugino. I think Some Clever Person Tried to Enhance the Breasticles.
Black and White Carla Gugino. I think Some Clever Person Tried to Enhance the Breasticles.

When Was the First Large Scale Computer Built?

That’s what you’re searching for. That would be the ENIAC.

The original development contract was signed on June 5, 1943. It was unveiled on February 14th, 1946. It was officially accepted by the U.S.  Army Ordnance Corps in July of 1945. Except for a “refurbishment” and “memory upgrade” in November of 1946, the ENIAC was in continuous operation until 11:45 PM, October 2nd, 1955.

The EDVAC and the ORDVAC were the names of the computers that replaced the ENIAC.

From Wikipedia:

ENIAC, short for Electronic Numerical Integrator And Computer, was the first general-purpose electronic computer. It was the first Turing-complete, digital computer capable of being reprogrammed to solve a full range of computing problems. ENIAC was designed and built to calculate artillery firing tables for the U.S. Army’s Ballistic Research Laboratory.

The Original Computer. The ENIAC.

The Original Computer. The ENIAC.

And click here for the full ENIAC story.

These days, you get way more computing power in the lowliest desktop or laptop running Microsoft Windows. Even an old machine running Windows 95 would way out perform the hugely expensive (and hugely huge) ENIAC, EDVAC and ORDVAC.

And don’t get me started on how above and beyond Windows NT or Windows 2000 are.

California Woman Gives Birth to Octuplets; Reality Television Deal Imminent

Seriously, how else can regular people afford to raise 8 kids these days? Especially 8 children all the same age, where none of them are any help until about the time that all of them are?

This woman probably had more than a few kids cooking at the time. But it aint the California woman, just a conveniently located picture on Google Image Search.

This woman probably had more than a few kids cooking at the time. But it aint the California woman, just a conveniently located picture on Google Image Search.

Crazy people. That’s all I got to say. And it’s tough enough to get your figure back after 1 kids. After having eight of the little boogers in your stomach for about nine months? Ouch.

For now, they all seem to be in good shape. So, good news.

Two of the eight infants (six boys and two girls) were initially put on ventilators, but their breathing tubes have been removed, the Associated Press reported. The babies weighed between 1.8 pounds and 3.4 pounds when they were born with the help of 46 doctors, nurses and assistants.

The unidentified mother checked into the hospital seven weeks ago, when she was in her 23rd week of pregnancy. Hospital officials wouldn’t reveal whether she’d used fertility drugs.

Tania Zaetta Accuse of Getting Sex With Australian Soldiers in Afghanistan

Turns out, Tania Zaetta is innocent of all these false sexy allegations. But she is guilty of general cuteness.

Tania Zaetta Accuse of Having Sex With Soldiers. Although, If Anyone Deserves Free Sexual Favors Without Harassment, Its the Military People Keeping Our Planet Safe from Terrorists. But, Ah Well.

Tania Zaetta Accuse of Having Sex With Soldiers. Although, If Anyone Deserves Free Sexual Favors Without Harassment, Its the Military People Keeping Our Planet Safe from Terrorists. But, Ah Well.

And, Australia’s Chief Military Dude apologized to the cute chick for being such a dickard.

Tania Zaetta Guilty of Entertaining Soliders, Sailors, Airmen and Marines.

Tania Zaetta Guilty of Entertaining Soliders, Sailors, Airmen and Marines.

According to Fox:

“There was no substance to the allegations,” Houston said in a statement. “Ms. Zaetta gave her time and her talent to entertain our forces serving in Afghanistan and she deserves our praise and our thanks. I have also made clear to Ms Zaetta that she is welcome to again join a Forces Entertainment Tour in the near future.”

You Are All Boring And More Proof Being Male Is a Genetic Defect

Sorry I haven’t posted recently. But you’re all incredibly boring, so that’s why.

However, Intermittent Explosive Disorder is in the big search grab bag this morning. Basically, sounds like being a man and having a temper is a medical disorder now. Well, I guess.

Randy Orton Has Intermittent Explosive Disorder. Damn Men.

Randy Orton Has Intermittent Explosive Disorder. Damn Men.

 Supposed, WWE wrestler Randy Orton has the Intermittent Explosive Disorder, or “a temper”. 

Why do I say it means that being male is more and more becoming a genetic disorder–at least in how the mass media and the education system wants us to look at masculinity? Just a quote from the Huliq blurb on Intermitten Explosive Disorder: 

According to the Mayo Clinic, intermittent explosive disorder occurs most often in young men (no!) and may affect as many as one in 14 U.S. adults.

What’s the implication of that? That it’s mainly or only guys that suffer “Intermittent Explosive Disorder”, which any man can tell you is a frickin’ delusion if you’ve been in any kind of extended relationship with a woman. To this day, I have seen more woman go scary-freaky-hurt-somebody nuclear angry than I have guys. Yes, I know guys do it. But I’ve seen plenty of women Intermittently Explode. And, if you ask me, for less cause than I’ve ever seen a guy do it. 

But, explosive rage is irrational. And women are irrational. So, you’d actually expect them to suffer from Intermitten Explosive Disorder even more. If the biases of our culture didn’t say that women are so good and perfect and peace-loving and men are angry, selfish, sex-obsessed, objectifying, planet-destroying brutes.

You know what makes a man a better and nicer person? Something the women won’t do because they “don’t like the taste”. That’s all I’m saying. Whose fault is this Intermittent Explosive Disorder, really? The guy, who is expected to wait on the woman hand and foot, or the gal, who can’t even make time for a little afternoon mouth-magic on a weekend filled with honey-do projects? Huh? 

I’m totally on Randy Orton’s side on this one.

The Obamameter is Going To Keep Track of Obama’s Performance

The Obama Meter will apparently keep track of how he performs on his campaign promises. Either it’ll say he’s done it all, whether or not he has, or it’ll keep track of what he actually does and nobody will care.

The Obama Meter Says 'No Action'

The Obama Meter Says 'No Action'

In other news, did the Historic Inaugral Celebration get to Diane Sawyer? Did she just not have enough time to sober up? Apparently, she seemed a little drunk after The Big Inaugural Party.

You’re also looking for Rush Limbaugh’s quote about hoping Obama fails.

What Rush said was:

Liberalism is our problem. Liberalism is what’s gotten us dangerously close to the precipice here. Why do I want more of it? I don’t care what the Drive-By story is. I would be honored if the Drive-By Media headlined me all day long: “Limbaugh: I Hope Obama Fails.” Somebody’s gotta say it.

Meaning, he thinks Obama is advancing the cause of socialism, and wants him to fail at further institutionalizing socialism in America.

So, naturally, that means that Rush Limbaugh hates America. Uh-huh. Like all those present-day Obama supporters were hoping Bush succeeded in reforming Social Security and cutting taxes. Right.

Whatever. I hope Obama does a good job. But critics, like Rush, do get to criticize the president without being characterized as hating America–i.e., being “unpatriotic”.

Laterz, Internetz.

Searching for Sarah Spain

So, you people are searching for Sarah Spain. She’s all right, I suppose.
Sarah Spain Sports a Little Cleavage. Otherwise, She is Uninteresting.
Sarah Spain Sports a Little Cleavage. Otherwise, She is Uninteresting.

I picked up a few pictures from her website. Yawn.

There ya go. That is a pretty cute picture. Still, yawn.
There ya go. That is a pretty cute picture. Still, yawn.
And one more, picked up from a Google Image search.
 
Sarah Spain. A little more Cleavage. Again, cute enough. Otherwise, yawn.
Sarah Spain. A little more Cleavage. Again, cute enough. Otherwise, yawn.

Apparently, she’s a sports fan or into sports or something. Whatever.

Laterz, Internetz.


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