Posts Tagged 'jennifer aniston'

Kelly Ann Abdo Accused of Indecent Exposure

And of having sex with two of her students.

And where were these teachers when I was in school, hmm?

And where were these teachers when I was in school, hmm?

Monroe County Prosecutor William Nichols’ office said Abdo is accused of having sex with the student in a car on a public street, next to a house where there was a high school party.

Other students told the prosecutor’s office that they saw the two naked in the car.

More, and video, from WBIR.

You pipples are also interested in Denise Ogden, yet another school teacher who got involved in a sex scandal. But apparently, not with students, but other faculty.

Apparently she fooled around with a colleague or two on an inflatable mattress brought to the school for specifically that purpose. I’m guessing none of those folks needed any impotence products for erectile dysfunction or other sexual issues.

Jennifer Aniston Takes it All Off, Except the Tie, for GQ.

Jennifer Aniston Takes it All Off, Except the Tie, for GQ.

In other Google Search related news, Jennifer Aniston is appearing nude on the cover of GQ magazine. Hurrah! Clearly trying to rub it in Brad Pitt’s face, if you ask me.

For more excellent pictures of Aniston, check my previous post on Jennifer Aniston and her father, John Aniston. She’s a cutey.

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Get Naked with Lindsay Lohan, Angelina Jolie, Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt. Plus Jenny McCarthy.

Or, Happy Belated Thanksgiving! Happy Turkey Day!

It is a turkey. Happy Belated Thanksgiving.

It is a turkey. Happy Belated Thanksgiving.

I won’t get into why I didn’t post any over the Thanksgiving Holidays, a time when we should all give thanks, love our country, fantasize about a hot chick dressed like Pocahontas, and re-read George Washington’s Thanksgiving Day Address

So what does the headline, and quite a few of my tags, have to do with Thanksgiving?

Well, first of all, they are all people who have a lot to be thankful for.

If Brad Pitt were less attractive, sixty pounds heavier, and way poorer, he would be no different from you or me. Kind of puts it all in perspective does it not?

If Brad Pitt were less attractive, sixty pounds heavier, and way poorer, he would be no different from you or me. Kind of puts it all in perspective does it not?

Second, they are all people we should be thankful for not being (except possibly Brad Pitt).

Third, they are all people who have been demonstrably naked at some time or another, and we could potentially be thankful for that. Depending.
 

New for Christmas! Its The Bondage Paris Hilton! Tied up With Microphone Cable! Ready to Please You! All the Kids Want One!

New for Christmas! Its The Bondage Paris Hilton! Tied up With Microphone Cable! Ready to Please You! All the Kids Want One!

But also because I’m thankful for the blog-o-sphere, and I’m thankful for Google Trends, and then deeper trends I see by looking at the logs, and seeing what kind of searches people keep hitting my blog-o-thingy on on a consistent basis. 

For example, one or two posts on Karen Allen, and I get a steady of trickle of hits on her as a search term every day. 

Karen Allen, beautiful as always, who you mostly seem to be looking for naked, which is understandable. I do not have those pictures here, but she is still beautiful. Yes, she is.

Karen Allen, beautiful as always, who you mostly seem to be looking for naked, which is understandable. I do not have those pictures here, but she is still beautiful. Yes, she is.

So, that’s Karen Allen. But one chick I’ve only mentioned once or twice is Lindsay Lohan, and you would think in this world of a gazillion pages on The Lohan, my minor mention wouldn’t get any notice at all. But there is a steady trickle. Presumably of Lohan-lookers who have gotten to the 438th page of results on “Lindsay Lohan” and have finally gotten to me. You pipples are obsessed.

Then there is Lindsay Lohan. Who is no doubt Lohan-liscious. But, jeeze, do not you peoplez ever get enough of the drunken irresponsible really-hot bimbo thing? Guess not.

Then there is Lindsay Lohan. Who is no doubt Lohan-liscious. But, jeeze, do not you peoplez ever get enough of the drunken irresponsible really-hot bimbo thing? Guess not.

I’ve never really mentioned Paris Hilton before, I don’t think. So this is kind of an experiment in that regard. Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton, Paris Hilton! Is magic happening yet?

Paris Hilton giving us that come hither stare. Turning on the Bette Davis Eyes. You know what I am talking about.

Paris Hilton giving us that come hither stare. Turning on the Bette Davis Eyes. You know what I am talking about.

Then, there’s Britney Spears. She makes catchy bubble-gum music. She can be very cute

Britney Spears in a Silver Cat Suit

Britney Spears in a Silver Cat Suit

She can look very futuristic and modern in a silver catsuit.

Britney Spears Demonstrates her Oral Abilities. In Concert. Of course that is what I meant. What were you thinking, pervertz?

Britney Spears Demonstrates her Oral Abilities. In Concert. Of course that is what I meant. What were you thinking, pervertz?

Indeed, she can be very, very hot when performing.

Britney is also very patriotic.

Britney is also very patriotic.

And she can take a good picture, when someone dresses her up right.

On the other hand, Britney Spears is also an ongoing, never-ending, rubber-neck-inducing train wreck:

Yikes! Britney Bald! Well, I guess she showed us.

Yikes! Britney Bald! Well, I guess she showed us.

So, I think the fascination with Britney is pretty easily explained. Lohan, too, I guess, since there is a human desire to watch a trainwreck and a pretty good likelihood with folks like Lindsay and Britney that there will be a serious derailment of the life train at some point, and it will be something to watch (even if we watch it queasily). But again, this is all very well-covered on the Internetz . . . how is it my late and minor mentions get any trickly of rubber-neckers at all? Very interesting, to me. And being interested is pleasant. And thus,  am thankful for the interesting-ness of it all. God bless the Internetz, and God bless us all, every one. Even Britney.

Then there are folks like Jenny McCarthy, who seems to have it generally together, even if she’s making the autism=vaccinations crusade the focal point of her life, which can make her seem a little, um, off-putting. But whatever. She’s still hot in the bathtub.

Jenny McCarthy Takes a bath. So hot I think I will upload this image, so it can be my go-to image anytime I have anything to say about Jenny McCarthy

Jenny McCarthy Takes a bath. So hot I think I will upload this image, so it can be my go-to image anytime I have anything to say about Jenny McCarthy

And then there is Angelina Jolie. There’s just something about Angelina Jolie. You must admit then, mustn’t you, yes? 

Angelina Jolie has a Certain Appeal. Gotta admit it.

Angelina Jolie has a Certain Appeal. Gotta admit it.

And, yes, she’s crazy enough that in addition to all the hotness, one always suspects there is an oncoming trainwreck. Or ritual murder.

Does Jolie Have Potential as a Ritual Murderer? I dunno. But I think most of us see the possibility.

Does Jolie Have Potential as a Ritual Murderer? I dunno. But I think most of us see the possibility.

Then there is Jennifer Aniston. Who is interesting because she was on Friends, and interesting because she made us believe she could actually be attracted to David Schwimmer, and interesting because she was doing the nasty with Brad Pitt but then Brad Pitt left her for Angelina Jolie and while she dabbled with Vince Vaughn and others, she’s bent on stalking Brad and breaking Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt up so there will no longer be a Brangelina. Just like she did with Jennifer Lopez and Ben Affleck (otherwise known as Bennifer),though she was so slick nobody ever knew it was her. 

Jennifer Aniston. Cute, but devious.

Jennifer Aniston. Cute, but devious.

And don’t get me started on other famous people I’m going to think of later and add to this article, because I’m genuinely curious as to how many over-covered stars and starlets and subjects of rumor and innuendo I can stick into one post, and then count how much trickle it gets from now until eternity. Um . . . Howard Stern? People are always searching the Google for Howard Stern. I’ll be thinking about it.

Matthew McConaughey! Who got arrested for playing bongo drums naked. Go to the link at look at the picture. Doesn’t his hairline appear to be receding? And that was almost ten years ago. How is it he always seems to have a luxurious head of hair in all the new movies? Hmmm? Conspiracy, that’s what it is. Conspiracy.

 

In the meantime, Stay Classy, Internetz.

John Aniston Fathered Jennifer Aniston; Internet Geeks, David Crane and Marta Kauffman Eternally Grateful

David Crane and Marta Kauffman are the first folks who pick up their big fat syndication checks for Friends, if you’re interested.

John Aniston made a Jennifer. With the help of Nancy Dow. If you need me to explain how that works, you’re in the wrong place.

Jennifer Aniston, looking all perky.
Jennifer Aniston, looking all perky.
Jennifer Aniston demonstrates her flexibility. Angelina Jolie must be able to tie herself up like a pretzel, if Brad Pitt dumped Jen for life as Branjelina.

Jennifer Aniston demonstrates her flexibility. Angelina Jolie must be able to tie herself up like a pretzel, if Brad Pitt dumped Jen for life as Branjelina.

And one more.

Jennifer Aniston Looking Cute. Ah, the Good Work done by John Aniston.
Jennifer Aniston Looking Cute. Ah, the Good Work done by John Aniston.

You’re also searching a bit for Gettelfinger. Presumably, Ron Gettelfinger. UAW president who insist the the bailout of the Autoworker’s Union–oops, I mean the Big Three car manufacturers–is really important, because else how will they keep paying those fat union benefits that none of us shlubs working at regular companies and small businesses get, or will ever get?

Not to mention, where will the money for union dues to help fund the political campaigns of anti-small business Democrats come from? Seriously.

Ron Gettelfinger says that because of the outrageous deals the unions demanded and because of the short-sighted management of fat-cat CEOs who agreed to those outrageous deals, the American taxpayer should given them tens- and hundreds-of-billions of dollars.
Ron Gettelfinger says that because of the outrageous deals the unions demanded and because of the short-sighted management of fat-cat CEOs who agreed to those outrageous deals, the American taxpayer should given them tens- and hundreds-of-billions of dollars.

The moral? The collective bad decisions of union leaders, members, and the automobile companies are your responsibility, and so you will pay through the nose so they can preserve the status quo. Yay, Detroit!

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Jennifer Aniston is Gay and Will Smith Is Pregnant. No, Wait, I Got That Mixed Up. And Marlo Thomas.

Hey, whos that girl? Why, its Marlo Thomas!

Hey, who's that girl? Why, it's Marlo Thomas!

 That’s Marlo Thomas, daughter of Danny Thomas. Who, among other things, founded St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, which specializes in treating children who suffer from cancer, and in cancer research. Those are some good folks.

So, whos that guy? Why, its Danny Thomas, father of Marlo Thomas.
So, who’s that guy? Why, it’s Danny Thomas, father of Marlo Thomas.

 So, are you interested in Marlo Thomas’s plastic surgery, or her FREE TO BE . . . YOU AND ME Children’s Book? I’m guessing the latter.

 You’re also looking for Faith Hill in a Bikini.

Faith Hill in a Bikini? Well, Here She Is. She Looks Pretty Good for 41.
Faith Hill in a Bikini? Well, Here She Is. She Looks Pretty Good for 41.

 She refers to posing for the picture as a birthday present to herself. And lot’s of male country music fans.

In other news, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and Will Smith is gay. Or so claims a Hollywood Madame, and we all know how reputable those folks are. More on the stupid Will Smith Gay rumor.  Do you believe Will Smith is gay? I don’t. If he is, do I care? Nope.

Will Smith is Gay? Aw, Hell No! Dont believe it. If true, dont care.
Will Smith is Gay? Aw, Hell No! Don’t believe it. If true, don’t care.

I find it a lot easier to believe that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. Cute chick. Biological time bomb ticking. Gotta make a baby!

Jennifer Aniston Pregnant
Jennifer Aniston is a Little Bit Preggers. Im sure the child will lead an ultra-spoiled, paparazzi-filled, messed up life. Yay, Celbritards

Jennifer sure is a cutie. Just happy to have an excuse to blog about her.
Jennifer sure is a cutie. Just happy to have an excuse to blog about her.

And then, there’s Jennifer Aniston showing us her butt:

Jennifer Aniston Shows Us Her Butt. You dont hear me complaining.
Jennifer Aniston Shows Us Her Butt. You don’t hear me complaining.

And last, but certainly not least, Jennifer Aniston Almost Completely Naked:

Jennifer Aniston, displaying her assets. Thats gonna be one lucky baby.
Jennifer Aniston, displaying her assets. That’s gonna be one lucky baby.

 


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