John Aniston Fathered Jennifer Aniston; Internet Geeks, David Crane and Marta Kauffman Eternally Grateful

David Crane and Marta Kauffman are the first folks who pick up their big fat syndication checks for Friends, if you’re interested.

John Aniston made a Jennifer. With the help of Nancy Dow. If you need me to explain how that works, you’re in the wrong place.

Jennifer Aniston, looking all perky.
Jennifer Aniston, looking all perky.
Jennifer Aniston demonstrates her flexibility. Angelina Jolie must be able to tie herself up like a pretzel, if Brad Pitt dumped Jen for life as Branjelina.

Jennifer Aniston demonstrates her flexibility. Angelina Jolie must be able to tie herself up like a pretzel, if Brad Pitt dumped Jen for life as Branjelina.

And one more.

Jennifer Aniston Looking Cute. Ah, the Good Work done by John Aniston.
Jennifer Aniston Looking Cute. Ah, the Good Work done by John Aniston.

You’re also searching a bit for Gettelfinger. Presumably, Ron Gettelfinger. UAW president who insist the the bailout of the Autoworker’s Union–oops, I mean the Big Three car manufacturers–is really important, because else how will they keep paying those fat union benefits that none of us shlubs working at regular companies and small businesses get, or will ever get?

Not to mention, where will the money for union dues to help fund the political campaigns of anti-small business Democrats come from? Seriously.

Ron Gettelfinger says that because of the outrageous deals the unions demanded and because of the short-sighted management of fat-cat CEOs who agreed to those outrageous deals, the American taxpayer should given them tens- and hundreds-of-billions of dollars.
Ron Gettelfinger says that because of the outrageous deals the unions demanded and because of the short-sighted management of fat-cat CEOs who agreed to those outrageous deals, the American taxpayer should given them tens- and hundreds-of-billions of dollars.

The moral? The collective bad decisions of union leaders, members, and the automobile companies are your responsibility, and so you will pay through the nose so they can preserve the status quo. Yay, Detroit!

BTW, if you need some activity helpers or aids to daily living, click on the preceding link. You’re welcome. Courtesey DME.

3 Responses to “John Aniston Fathered Jennifer Aniston; Internet Geeks, David Crane and Marta Kauffman Eternally Grateful”


  1. 1 Helena Gormley May 11, 2010 at 2:16 pm

    There has been a lot of nasty comments about Jennifer Aniston doing the rounds on the world wide web in recent times. I consider she appears wonderful, particularly following losing a couple of kilos.


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