Jennifer Aniston is Gay and Will Smith Is Pregnant. No, Wait, I Got That Mixed Up. And Marlo Thomas.

Hey, who's that girl? Why, it's Marlo Thomas!

 That’s Marlo Thomas, daughter of Danny Thomas. Who, among other things, founded St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, which specializes in treating children who suffer from cancer, and in cancer research. Those are some good folks.

So, who’s that guy? Why, it’s Danny Thomas, father of Marlo Thomas.

 So, are you interested in Marlo Thomas’s plastic surgery, or her FREE TO BE . . . YOU AND ME Children’s Book? I’m guessing the latter.

 You’re also looking for Faith Hill in a Bikini.

Faith Hill in a Bikini? Well, Here She Is. She Looks Pretty Good for 41.

 She refers to posing for the picture as a birthday present to herself. And lot’s of male country music fans.

In other news, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and Will Smith is gay. Or so claims a Hollywood Madame, and we all know how reputable those folks are. More on the stupid Will Smith Gay rumor.  Do you believe Will Smith is gay? I don’t. If he is, do I care? Nope.

Will Smith is Gay? Aw, Hell No! Don’t believe it. If true, don’t care.

I find it a lot easier to believe that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. Cute chick. Biological time bomb ticking. Gotta make a baby!

Jennifer Aniston is a Little Bit Preggers. Im sure the child will lead an ultra-spoiled, paparazzi-filled, messed up life. Yay, Celbritards

Jennifer sure is a cutie. Just happy to have an excuse to blog about her.

And then, there’s Jennifer Aniston showing us her butt:

Jennifer Aniston Shows Us Her Butt. You don’t hear me complaining.

And last, but certainly not least, Jennifer Aniston Almost Completely Naked:

Jennifer Aniston, displaying her assets. That’s gonna be one lucky baby.