Posts Tagged 'elmo'

Orbis Pro Vox is Latin for “Circle for Cry” . . . and I Am An Xcellent Spelller

Why? What does that mean? Why are you searching for it? Sometimes you Internetz are so confusing. Probably something on TV. I wouldn’t know what was on TV tonight, as I’ve been watching The Elmo Movie.

Elmo, Do Not Go Into the Circle for Crying! Do Not Do It!

Elmo, Do Not Go Into the Circle for Crying! Do Not Do It!

Mandy Patinkin had very big eyebrows in that movie.

Mandy Pantinkin Played Huxley in the Elmo Movie.

Mandar Pantinkinitz Played Aldous Huxley in the Elmo Movie.

Update: May have been “Orbis Pro Vox Vocis”, which could be “Ring for Right”. Which the writers of Pushing Daisies got from throwing phrases into an online Latin translator. Check comments for more.

On an “inside baseball” kind of housekeeping note, for people complaining about my grammar: you’re all stupid, you don’t know what you are talking about, and it is never going to change. This last part is especially important. Most of the time, I do it on purpose. When it is by accident, I usually just don’t care that much. I may fix it, but it isn’t going to change how I write stuff. Ever.

But your complaining is entertaining, and makes me smile with smug satisfaction at how much smarter and better I am than my critics in almost every way. So keep it up.

Besides which, my grammar and spelling are both excellent. As well as is the in depth research I do on every story I report on, which should be obvious to anybody who ever reads anything I’ve ever written. I slave over this blog. Like a slave.

Is it Bad Spelling? Or a Subtle Warning for the Future?

Is it Bad Spelling? Or a Subtle Warning for the Future?

I borrowed that bit above from CartoonStock.com, in case the gigantical watermark didn’t clue you in. 

Accusations that I’m easily distracted by pictures of hot chicks easily found on the Internetz are totally off-base. I’m serious.

Wha? Um. Oooh.

Sandra Likes Sports.

Sandra Taylor Likes Sports. Was I saying something important? Probably not.

Okay, yeah, big deal. So what. Never mind.

Laterz, Internetz.

 


Karla Escobar. MySpace.com? And Elmo Live is Pretty Freaky Cool.

Elmo is Alive! Alive! Run!

Elmo is Alive! Alive! Run!

Man, you folks are desperate for some MySpace action. Let me give you a few words of advice: Just. Stay. Away. MySpace is evil. You will never find more wretched hive of scum and villainy.

Try LinkedIn or FaceBook or some other networking environments. Or start a WordPress Blog. Or try Google’s own Orkut. Or for that matter, go the Twitter route.

If you gotta go, come on. It’s www.MySpace.com. There. Done. Was that so hard?

I mean, seriously. Half the popular searches on The Google today look like they are for something MySpace related. MySpace, www.myspace.com, myspace mobile . . .

You also remain desperately interested in Elmo Live. Man, you Internets love yourself some Elmo.

Okay, the little booger is pretty cool. Is it just me, or does that thing look simultaneously very expensive and awfully breakable?

Karla Escobar Fired for Being Naked! The Injustice! Arent We All Naked At Some Point? Just cuz she was making a little extra moolah. Its capitalism, peoples!

Karla Escobar Fired for Being Naked! The Injustice! Aren't We All Naked At Some Point? Just cuz she was making a little extra moolah. It's capitalism, peoples!

In other news, I also know why you’re searching for Karla Escobar. She’s a probation officer who has been suspended for having her own personal porn site.

Here’s some super hot Karla Escobar video for ya!

If someone has a link to the naughty, naughty site, do the Internetz a favah and post it in the comments. Thanx!


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