Man, you folks are desperate for some MySpace action. Let me give you a few words of advice: Just. Stay. Away. MySpace is evil. You will never find more wretched hive of scum and villainy.
If you gotta go, come on. It’s www.MySpace.com. There. Done. Was that so hard?
I mean, seriously. Half the popular searches on The Google today look like they are for something MySpace related. MySpace, www.myspace.com, myspace mobile . . .
You also remain desperately interested in Elmo Live. Man, you Internets love yourself some Elmo.
Okay, the little booger is pretty cool. Is it just me, or does that thing look simultaneously very expensive and awfully breakable?
In other news, I also know why you’re searching for Karla Escobar. She’s a probation officer who has been suspended for having her own personal porn site.
Here’s some super hot Karla Escobar video for ya!
If someone has a link to the naughty, naughty site, do the Internetz a favah and post it in the comments. Thanx!