Archive for October 17th, 2008

Sarah Palin! Sarah Palin! Sarah Palin!

Sarah Palin will remain beloved of Red State America for the forseeable future. Idiots like Kevin Drum who think otherwise are eitherly insanely optimisitc, smoking crack, or have never bothered to get a visa to travel to the rural lands of Joe Six-Pack and Joe the Plumber.
Sarah Palin will remain beloved of Red State America for the forseeable future. Idiots like Kevin Drum who think otherwise are eitherly insanely optimisitc, smoking crack, or have never bothered to get a visa to travel to the rural lands of Joe Six-Pack and Joe the Plumber.

Kevin Drum thinks Palin is history after Obamalamadingdong, The Annointed One, is coronated.  I think he’s engaging in a masturbatory political fantasy that I’m sure lots of mean, nasty, elitist, emotionally retarded liberals out there are. But it just ain’t so. I’ll bet ya 5 bucks, Palin ain’t going nowhere. It may not be Palin/Jindal in 2012 like I hope. But Palin ain’t going nowhere.

I mean, read the article. The guy’s just an idiot. Amazingly, Ezra Klein agrees with the way-overly-optimistic misogynistic moron.

Kevin Drum writes for Mother Jones, a magazine whose tagline is “Smart, Fearless Communism”. Well, they say “Journalism”, but we all know what they mean.

Anywho, Mother Jones is to the left of Hugo Chavez, so you can guess where they stand on Palin. She needs to be burned at the stake, like the rest of Red State, Red Meat America. The U.S. should become a province of Canada, and any remaining conservatives should be put in special political zoos to help give young socialists some idea of the evil creatures that once roamed wild on the political landscape.

Anyhoo, a while back Palin was booed for saying New Hampshire was in the Northwest. An honest mistake. Obama thinks there are 57 states and Joe Biden thinks that J-O-B-S is a three letter word.

You people booing Palin suck, and I hope you suffer in some horrible but non-specific way for your sacrilege.

Here, Sarah Palin shops at Wal-Mart during the campaign. She needs some diapers. God, I love this woman.

Sarah Takes the Stage:

Sarah Palin in an Interview from 10 years ago, when she was the mayor of Wasilla. I mean, I don’t want to be sexist. But damn. She had to be the hottest mayor evah!

Sarah Palin. A force for good? You betcha!

More great Sarah Palin Stuff Here.

McCain on Letterman, McCain and Obama at Alfred E. Smith Dinner and Palin 2012

McCain on Letterman admits he screwed up when he cancelled appearance. “Look, I wasn’t going to show up, but now I’m nose-diving in the polls so I’ll try anything. Want to see me bite the head off a chicken?”

And McCain is confronted on the hot controversy of . . . G. Gordon Liddy. Ah, pipples. Some days I weep for our Democracy.

More at RightPundits.

In other newses, McCain Roasts Obama Like a Vicious Republican Attack Machine at the Al E. Smith Dinner:

And then Obama is funny, and says funny stuff, and is a great guy at the same Alfred E. Smith Dinner:

More lucid commentary from Right Pundits (again, with those people!).

What do I think? McCain and Obama both came off great at the Al. E Smith Dinner, Letterman came off as a little petty and McCain came off as a little desperate during the Letterman show. Obama is gonna win and McCain is going to ride of into the sunset and, despite how much the commies in this country hate her, Sarah Palin is going to be back. Guaranteed.

Yay, Sarah! Palin 2012. That’s all I’m saying.

Last, but not least, the Sarah Palin bio video that you didn’t get to see at the Republican Convention:

 

Rachelle Leah San Filippo, Katherine Olson, and the Craig’s List Murder

There’s revived interest in the Craig’s List Murder. Michael John Anderson posted an ad on Craigslist for a babysitter. Katherine Olson responded, and late the next night her car was found in a park in Burnsville, MN, with her body in the trunk.

Be careful when responding to solicitations online, peoples. More here.

In tastier news . . .

The Rare and Delicious-Looking Blue Lobster. Mmmm. Lobster.

The Rare and Delicious-Looking Blue Lobster. Mmmm. Lobster.

You’re also searching for blue lobsters this morning.

You’re also still searching for Rachelle Leah, now using the term Rachelle Leah San Filippo, apparently her full name.

Rachelle Leah San Filippo. I can see why youre looking for her. She also looks delicious. Rare and delicious. Mmmmm.
Rachelle Leah San Filippo. I can see why you’re looking for her. She also looks delicious. Rare and delicious. Mmmmm.

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