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How is Babby Formed? Ask a Caveman!
Oh, wait, you’re looking for this odd question from Yahoo! answers. Which led to this charming Flash animation from Something Awful, about how babbies indeed get formed and the girl gets the praegnent.
If you already formed a babby, get some lotion for the baby. Or something to measure the baby head.
Best of lucks, babbies.
Update 7: Police Nab Suspect, Curtis Lavelle Vance, in Pressly’s Death and Charge Him with Capital Murder. And here is more on the arrest from CBS 11 TV. BTW, all updates get bumped to the top. Anything below is older.
Update 6: A Reward of $30,000 to catch her murderer has been offered. Although they have not updated the press, the Little Rock PD says work on the case is ongoing.
Update 5: Anne Pressly Has Died. Rest in Peace, Ann. No news yet on the investigation into who committed this heinous crime. Any change in the news not posted up here, please post to comments. Thanks.
Update 3 (bumped to top): Anne Pressly in Stable Condition!
Anne is now listed in stable condition at the hospital. She suffered blunt force trauma to her head and upper body. There were no signs of forced entry at her home.
Good news, good news. End update.
Update 4: Pressly Improving and Fought Attacker.
Anne Pressly, a KATV reporter who recently had a bit-part in Oliver Stone’s W., was found beaten in her home by her mother, who fortunately would regularly give her a daughter a wake-up call.
And she don’t live too far from my neck of the woods. Down in Arkansas. Even graduated from Rhodes College. Ugly story. Looks bad right now, but hopefully she’ll pull through.
Anne Pressly. Hope everything turns out all right. Sounds like it was someone who knew her, though. No forced entry? Dogs are let out or set free? Hmmm.
Update 1: Ann Coulter Doppleganger Mysteriously Attacked. Story title there is a reference to Anne Presley’s role in Oliver Stone’s W.
A link to the latest AP article on the subject. Newsbusters doesn’t like APs report and thinks it is biased. And more on the Pressly attack.
More of Anne Pressly. She was attractive and popular. Could have been a stalker. Police are going through her computer. I'm sure we'll know more soon.
Update 2: Video from a CBS report on Anne Pressly:
USA Today basically repeats the wire from AP I cited earlier.
Another picture of Lisa Ann from Nalin Paylin.
I wonder what kind of skin care products she uses. Seriously. She looks like she has very soft skin, and a great complexion.
The first few minutes of Hustler’s Oscar-Worthy “Nailin’ Paylin” video has been releasedto the intertubes. As I suspected, she doesn’t have the accent down, Too bad.
Another video. Something, no doubt, destined for the DVD extras.
Would you trust this man with your children? Apparently, if you're Barack Obama, the answer is: Sure!
He was, after all, a guy in Obama’s neighborhood. It could well be the case. Although, it’s okay, because–as it turns out–Obama’s kids were only eight years old at the time.
Ace of Spades said the story will go national. I’m sorry, does he read the same national press I do?
Seriously. Mickey Mouse is Da Man. Whatever else you're thinking about, Internets, I just don't want to know.
Lotta searching for Toon Party out there. So I searched on it. Ewww! Ewww, people, ewwww! Shame on you! Shame on all of you. My eyes are burning. I will not provide links. No.
Ewww.
You’re also looking up fatty acids. Possibly because they are a clue to Alzheimer’s. Seriously, you scientists need to get busy and cure that stuff. I’m gettin’ old quick.
A sudden interest in The Testament of Solomon cropped up a few hours ago. Glad to see you Internetz is out there reading Your Bible. God is watching you.
While you’re at it, check out The Dead Sea Scrolls. Interesting stuff to reflect upon. Or you might listen to Dr. Gordon Hugenberger at Park Street Church in Boston. Which is what I due in lieu of actually attending church, right now. I’m a sinner. Like you couldn’t tell that any way.
Dee Dee Warwick has passed away, to that big Jazz Club in the sky.
And, soul songstress Dee Dee Warwick has passed away. At age 63! That seems awfully young to be dying of old age. Universal Healthcare Now!
Jon Stewart complaints about the divisiveness of Sarah Palin. While saying nasty things about her and saying the ‘fudge you’ thing. Which isn’t divisive, dontcha know?
Sarah Palin gets ready to bitch-slap herself some Jon Stewart.
Fudge you ,sez little Jonny Stewart. Only he used a different word.
Seriously, the continued hate on Palin, the continued hate on small-town America–fuzzle them. Fuzzle them in right in the shuzzle.
Jon Stewart rants on. He says something about how anybody who doesn’t agree with a big city guy like him is a hayseed, redneck hick.
Jon says:
I can’t take it anymore…After eight years of this divisiveness, we’re back to this idea that only small-town America is the real America.
Where do you start with comments like that? First of all, telling Sarah Palin: “F*** you!” in a public performance isn’t divisive? What kind of moron on you, Stewart? The Ivy-League, Double-Dipped in Doctorates kind?
And then, you know what? Small-town America is the real America. Big cities are, too, sure. But it wasn’t some small-town gun-toting redneck that put this together, if you recall:
Jesusland. Cuz you backwoods red-state voters who didn't vote for Kerry love Jesus. Which is because you're stupid. We wish we were part of a smart country that had universal healthcare, like Canada.
Valuing and esteeming the ethos and the culture of small-town America isn’t bad. Which, lets be honest, is what Jon Stewart really has his panties in a wad about.
Small-town America rocks. It isn’t anything to be ashamed of. And you’ll see more flags on main street in most small towns than you did in big cities with thirty- or forty-times the population.
Did I forget this map? I apologize for the profanity that appears in the graphic, but I think it’s worth showing how Big City Urban Blue State America looks with such “non-divisiveness” at Red State, Rural and Small Town America.
You know what it says. I ain't going to repeat it. But when did divisive Sarah Palin draw this map exactly? She didn't? Does Jon Stewart know?
But that’s all just good fun. You know what really offends liberals like Jon Stewart, who are complaining about small-town America laying a claim to being the backbone of our country? To being hard-working, country-loving, and patriotic? This is what scares libs like Jon Stewart:
Eek! Run! It's the Symbol of American Oppression and Jingoistic Redneck Backwoods Flag Waving Bigotry! Run! Run!
The $7 Million Dollar Bra. And yet, the model inside it (Adriana Lima) is actually a lot more interesting to look at it.
A $7,000,000 Bra? Why, exactly? Again, the model, Adriana Lima, is a lot more interesting than the $7 mil bra:
Yah-huh. See what I mean? Yeah, I think you do.
Lizzy Caplan. Cute. She was in Cloverfield and Mean Girls. She gets around.
You folks are searching for Lizzy Caplan this fine morning. She’s cute. She was in Mean Girls, with Lindsay Lohan. Who is also cute. Drug addled and potentially brain dead, but also very cute.
Lindsay Lohan. Stupid, but cute.
But, if it weren’t for “stupid but cute”, how would the stupid survive? Would we really want to live in a world of nothing but smart and ugly people?
Lindsay Lohan. Gorgeous, but vacuous.
Aside from Lizzy Kaplan, and her tangential relationship to Lindsay Lohan, you Internets are looking for anything remotely interesting this morning. How boring. Be more exciting, Internets!
Obama supporter beats woman with own campaign sign, for daring to not support The One. In other news, turns out Scranton-Times Tribune “reporter” who “reported” on the incident of someone yelling “kill him” at a Palin rally just made it up. Fortunately for the reporter, despite having absolutely no corroborating evidence for his bizarre assertion, it was at a rally with lots of people. So it could have happened. So it isn’t technically “a lie”. It’s, um, “creative” journalism. Naturally. And, naturally, it’s uncritically picked up by media everywhere and trumpeted as fact, even though their ain’t a shred of evidence.
The Palin Doctrine. If Only. And I think there is plenty evidence of constant, imminent, never-ending attack.
HuffPo originally covered the made up Scranton “kill him” quote as having happened “again”, even though there is no evidence that it ever happened a first time. At the time, I don’t think there was even yet an accusation that it had happened somewhere else. But why let that stop you, when you’ve got politically reporting to do? Facts just get in the way!
More on the fantastical “kill him” that never was.
Some more love from Obama supporters for their political rivals. Apparently, they want to “sh*t on our stinking souls”. Lovely!
A couple of more Obama supporters attacking McCain supporters. Giving the wide coverage and commentary of the “kill him” shout that never was, I’m sure the mainstream media will be trumpeting these stories all over the place real soon.
Whassup, Peoples? 