Lindsey Evans, Miss Teen Louisiana USA, Skips on Restaurant Bill, Gets Busted for Possession of Pot

Who says Beauty Queens can’t be smart and beautiful, too? What? Oh. Sorry. Nevermind.

Linsdey Evans, soon to be former Miss Teen Louisiana, was busted for leaving a Bossier City restaurant without paying the bill. She was there with some friends, and one of them left their purse, and they got busted when they returned to get it. And then they admitted to having intentionally left without paying the bill. Brilliant!

In addition to the left, Evans was booked with possession of marijuana. Hoo-boy.

Boy, she sure looks different in her mugshot than she does when she’s being all regal. Amazing what make-up and tiara can do.

 

For a comparison, check out Heather Locklear’s mugshot:

Heather Locklear’s Mugshot.

A teenage beauty queen can’t manage to stay as gorgeous as Heather Locklear, who was high on drugs, had apparently just come off a crying jag, just got arrested, and is 47 years old. That does not bode well for Lindsey’s future.

A little message for Lindsey: When reach 47 years old you do, look this good you will not.

A little more Heather Locklear never hurt anybody.

Samsung Treo–Oops, I Mean Epix–Gets An Optical Mouse with GPS

Samsung Epix Looks Like a Fancy Palm Treo. Or a Blackberry Whatever.

Nah, seriously, it looks pretty cool. And now it’s gonna have an optical mouse and a GPS. Pretty bad ass. More coverage at Engadget.

Windows Mobile 6.1 Professional, 3.6Mbps HSDPA, WiFi, Bluetooth, 2-megapixel cam, AGPS with AT&T Navigator, Video Share support, 320 x 320 2.5-inch touchscreen display, and one of those crazy “optical mice” for on-screen navigation when using the touchscreen itself is just too much trouble.

Pretty groovy. Cool as an iPhone? Nah. But one-size-does-not-fit-all in the world of mobile communications and computing, does it?

Australian Journalists Think It Will Be Awesome to Have Obama as President

Obama has lived in a Muslim country and has Muslim friends. How awesome. Please note, for doofuses out there: this is a fake picture. I know it. It's cool. Don't be a gonad.

One reason? He’s lived in a Muslim country. This may have something to do with why you’re looking for Maya Soetoro, one of Obama’s many half-siblings.

How extraordinary to have a US president who not only knows where Indonesia is but who has actually lived there; a president who has lived in a Muslim country.

Yeah, that’s awesome. With enemies salivating abroad and economic destruction here at home, that’s what I’m excited about: a president who has lived in a Muslim country. Awesome!

Maya was interviewed by the New York Times Magazine.

Today, more than anything, I wish all the women in Barack’s life — our mother, his wife and daughters, my daughter, our grandmother, his Kenyan half-sister — I wish we could all sit together and gaze at the moon.

Well, I’m sold. Vote Obama.

Country Superstar Brad Paisley Arrested for Excessive Noodling; Confesses Guilt

Brad Paisley Mug Shot. He just looks dangerous.

Country superstar was arrested by Nashville Police Saturday morning from serious crimes, including “excessive noodling” and “severe twanginess” and the singing of “sad, folksy country songs”. He was also charged with overt American activities, like celebrating the 4th of July and waving the flag. No, seriously.

Nah, it was a gag, apparently pulled on him by fellow sometimes country-crooner and general musical polymath, Jewel.

Jewel Relaxes After A Hard Day of Punking Brad Paisley.

Anytime I hear the name “Jewel”, I always think of B-movie actress Jewel Shepard. Why is that?

Jewel Shepard Gets Her Personal Space Way Violated by Over Enthusiastic and Grabby Fan.

Jennifer Aniston is Gay and Will Smith Is Pregnant. No, Wait, I Got That Mixed Up. And Marlo Thomas.

Hey, who's that girl? Why, it's Marlo Thomas!

 That’s Marlo Thomas, daughter of Danny Thomas. Who, among other things, founded St. Jude Children’s Research Hospital, which specializes in treating children who suffer from cancer, and in cancer research. Those are some good folks.

So, who’s that guy? Why, it’s Danny Thomas, father of Marlo Thomas.

 So, are you interested in Marlo Thomas’s plastic surgery, or her FREE TO BE . . . YOU AND ME Children’s Book? I’m guessing the latter.

 You’re also looking for Faith Hill in a Bikini.

Faith Hill in a Bikini? Well, Here She Is. She Looks Pretty Good for 41.

 She refers to posing for the picture as a birthday present to herself. And lot’s of male country music fans.

In other news, Jennifer Aniston is pregnant and Will Smith is gay. Or so claims a Hollywood Madame, and we all know how reputable those folks are. More on the stupid Will Smith Gay rumor.  Do you believe Will Smith is gay? I don’t. If he is, do I care? Nope.

Will Smith is Gay? Aw, Hell No! Don’t believe it. If true, don’t care.

I find it a lot easier to believe that Jennifer Aniston is pregnant. Cute chick. Biological time bomb ticking. Gotta make a baby!

Jennifer Aniston is a Little Bit Preggers. Im sure the child will lead an ultra-spoiled, paparazzi-filled, messed up life. Yay, Celbritards

Jennifer sure is a cutie. Just happy to have an excuse to blog about her.

And then, there’s Jennifer Aniston showing us her butt:

Jennifer Aniston Shows Us Her Butt. You don’t hear me complaining.

And last, but certainly not least, Jennifer Aniston Almost Completely Naked:

Jennifer Aniston, displaying her assets. That’s gonna be one lucky baby.