Country Superstar Brad Paisley Arrested for Excessive Noodling; Confesses Guilt

Brad Paisley Mug Shot. He just looks dangerous.

Brad Paisley Mug Shot. He just looks dangerous.

Country superstar was arrested by Nashville Police Saturday morning from serious crimes, including “excessive noodling” and “severe twanginess” and the singing of “sad, folksy country songs”. He was also charged with overt American activities, like celebrating the 4th of July and waving the flag. No, seriously.

Nah, it was a gag, apparently pulled on him by fellow sometimes country-crooner and general musical polymath, Jewel.

Jewel Relaxes After A Hard Day of Punking Brad Paisley.
Jewel Relaxes After A Hard Day of Punking Brad Paisley.

Anytime I hear the name “Jewel”, I always think of B-movie actress Jewel Shepard. Why is that?

Jewel Shepard Gets Her Personal Space Way Violated by Over Enthusiastic and Grabby Fan.
Jewel Shepard Gets Her Personal Space Way Violated by Over Enthusiastic and Grabby Fan.

1 Response to “Country Superstar Brad Paisley Arrested for Excessive Noodling; Confesses Guilt”


  1. 1 SaBinh September 4, 2009 at 6:34 am

    Brad Paisley ft. Carrie Underwood


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