Skylar Deleon Killed People With a Yacht. Update: Jury Says, “Death to All Power Rangers!”

 Or, apparently, killed some people on a yacht. And I thought it was a case of “murder by yacht”. That would be worthy of your interest. This is just kinda Milli-Vanilli sad.

Probably Not Skylare Deleon, But a Power Ranger None-the-less.

Skylar Deleon used to be a Power Ranger. He used to fight for good. Apparently, all that changed and he and his pregant wife and some folks conspired to murder some rich people with a yacht. Good thinking, Skylar! What a great way to get out of a dire financial situation. Goofball.

This is Skylar Deleon. And his murderous wife, Jennifer. This was probably her idea. It's always the woman, provoking man to evil. Adam and Eve. That's all I'm saying.

Bumped Update (11/7/08): Jury Hands down a Death Sentence for Skylar. He should have kept fighting for justice. He was the star of Power Rangers, you know. He actually helped create the show. Plus, at one time he was a real life super-hero. And ran for president of the United States. Almost won. And he was one thousand feet tall. And had a big blue Ox named ‘Murder One’.

Update: TruTV Did a show on the Skylar Deleon Case. You want full information, check that, and Wikipedia on Skylar Deleon. Okay. My work is done here.

Update2: Skylar Deleon was not technically a Power Ranger. He was an extra on the show once. Not even a speaking part. He was not literally a Power Ranger, except possibly at Halloween. And people on the internet are very concerned that the “record be set straight” on that issue. But it’s not because they are fanboys without lives or anything. It’s because they are utterly and completely clueless. I mean, it’s breathtaking. Now, back to the original post . . .

Again, you are searching for the “commercial paper“. In short, commercial paper is an unsecured promissory note with a fixed maturity of one to 270 days. Banks trade them to other banks and businessess to keep the business world afloat, and when there’s no commercial paper, and businesses and banks are used to doing business with easily borrowed money, business stops and bad things happen to the economy. Or it becomes more expensive to do business, and businesses have to find more expensive ways to get money. As an individual or a small business, there ain’t no commercial paper for you. There never was and there never will be. Go away. There ya go. Glad to help.

You’re also searching about your right to vote. How very civic minded of you, Internets. You’re also searching a lot on “presidential debate oct 7“. I’m so glad that you’re participating in our participatory Democracy. Vote for the ticket with the hot chick on it. That’s all I’m saying.

You’re also searching for Margaret Haddican McEnroe.

Margaret Haddican-McEnroe is Missing. Find her, and you’ll get some money.

She’s been missing since October, 2006. Good luck to them, and you Internets. It’s bad when someone goes missing, but 2 years is a long time to be gone.

Finally, a good place to get medical supplies. Cuz I work with ’em. There ya go.

Laterz, Internets.

Sara Evan’s Plays Pogo with Paris Bennett . . . and Wins the Nobel Prize in Physics!

Okay, not really. But you folks are a little more interested than usual in Sara Evans. I’m sympathetic. She’s got a heck of a set of pipes. And she’s gorgeous.

Sara Evans is Gorgeous. And She’s More Than a Little Bit Country. Let Freedom Ring!

Enjoy that pic, before the giant asteroid hits the earth. Seriously? You’re a bunch of paranoid mo-fos. And you’ve got your priorities a little backwards. Soon enough, you ain’t going to have nothing to wear around but a big barrel and a pair of suspenders. And you’re worrying about giant asteroids? Just gaze into the, um, eyes of Sara Evans above, and let your mind wander.

I’m not gonna dignify your weird interest in youjizz.com with an actual link. Be more creative. Or find a real, live woman. Or devote your life to science.

You’re abrupt interest in Pogo is interesting. What’s up with that, Internets? You some Pogo playing foolz, apparently. Maybe you excited that Electronic Arts is gonna be delivering Trivial Pursuit across Pogo.com. Well, okay, that’s just fascinating. Yawn.

In other news, you Internet’s unflagging morbid curiosity is unabated, as you’re all looking up Hope Orwick, some mentally disturbed woman. She stabbed her two children to death then fatally shot herself.

Apparently, she was all fonked up because her husband died a few years ago. So, the answer to that was to stab her kids to death. She couldn’t even do something quicker? Like shoot ’em, the way she did herself? Everybody says she was nice, so I guess a circuit just blew, but this is the pull quote:

“I would just want people to know that she loved her children, but I think she missed her husband,” Denham said. “I know those children were the light of her life and soul.”

So she stabbed them to death. Seriously. I’d be all like, I’d just like you to know, whatever good she had ever done in the world, she just completely screwed the pooch when she stabbed her children to death. That, like, kinda counteracts all the good stuff and her being loving and all. Seriously. Go to an adult friends house, tell ’em the children are at home and to make sure they are taken care of, then off yourself if you’re such a nutjob. It might ruin their lives, but they at least got a fighting chance. They don’t have a fighting chance when you stab ’em to death.

Sorry to get so serious on ya, Internets. But you’re the one all morbidly obsessed with the Hope Orwick story, not me. Or, at least, not me until I read the story. Which I wouldn’t have done, if not for you. This is all your fault, Internets.

Speaking of morbid curiosity, Karthik Rajaram basically did the same thing, killing his mother-in-law (and if he’d stopped there, I’m sure people could be more understanding), his wife, and his three sons. Apparently, business was down, so he was all upset about it. WTF? Peoples needs some perspectives out there.

To bring it all around, the Nobel Prize in Physics has been awarded to some guys with some kind of theory of spontaneous symmetry breaking, and Sara Evan’s for her mad Pogo skillz.

Laterz, Internets.

Oh, I almost forget. You folkz is always whacked out on the American Idol. Paris Bennett gave birth to a baby girl. Named her “Egypt”. Hopefully, the next one will be named “Moon Unit”. I always liked that name.

McCain Unhinged? Common Dreams Thinks So

McCain Unhinged?

 Common Dreams–and, by Common they mean “Communist” and by Dreams they mean “We Dream of Ruling Over you With Iron Fists in Our Perfect Socialist Utopa” . . . okay, well, that last bit is a little long, but suffice to say my dreams and theirs ain’t got nothing in common. Anyway, they say McCain is unhinged. Only they take forever to say it, going on about Republicans are evil and they are so mean by calling Democrats liberals and they shouldn’t do that and they steal elections with their mean-energy and . . . ugh. It’s exhausting to read it. If you got insomnia, you could do worse.

Anyway, you people are apparently all into the “McCain Unhinged” search term. Wanting to verify that anybody who isn’t smart enough to think just like you must be crazy. You go ahead, Internets, but I gotta tell you: that’s awfully boring.

Like pretty much everything Common Dreams says about everything.

Rachel Carson? She’s Not Hot!

What are you Internets so interested in Rachel Carson for? What’d she ever do for you?

Rachel Carson: Definitely Not Hot.

Some people say Silent Spring was mostly a scam, full of made-up or fudged data. Others think it was the best thing since sliced bread. What do I know? That Rachel Carlson was definitely not hot, so it’s strange that you Internets are all on about her.

Lots of people worry that the DDT ban has killed kajillions because of malaria and whatnot. Maybe, but maybe not. You read, you decide. I’m tired.

Anyway, she helped kick off the eco-culture of Global Warming Hysteria and CFC Apocalypse that has negatively impacted my air condition and my hair spray, so I’m not fond of her. Plus, the Global Warming Freaks are so self-righteous about being blessed with special knowledge, it reminds me of this Southpark episode, Smug Alert. 

And we have Rachel Carlson to thank for it.

Still, I suspect there is some as yet hidden-to-me reason that you’re all on about Rachel Carlson. It can’t be that the Rachel Carlson Bridge got closed for repairs.