Kimberly Caldwell is Dating Somebody; Carol Anne Burger Is Not

Kimerbly Caldwell is Cute. That’s the Only Interesting Thing About This Story.

And she’s dating David Cook. Done.

Carole Anne Burger, Writer for Huffington Post, Commits Murder/Suicide Over Breakup With Lesbian Lover

In other news, writer for the Huffington Post Carole Anne Burger stabbed her lover 220 times and then comitted suicide. Ace of Spades sees it as indicative of the kind of people attracted to writing at the Huffington Post.

HuffPo wants to tell a different story than what apparently happened. Not sure what their motivation is, there, but murder/suicide seems the most likely answer here, so I’m not sure why they are speculating she was distraught after her partner she was in an apparently acrimonious separation from was found stabbed 220 times. Occam’s razor, my friends.

Super Politician, Barack Obama, Not Personally His Brother or Sisters Keeper.

In politics, Barack “I Am My Brother’s Keeper” Obama apparently is not his aunt’s keeper–or let’s hope not, for our sakes–as his aunt, Zeituni Onyango, was recently found living in a slum in Boston, with no help from the cash-flush Obama, but apparently she has to been told to keep quiet. This is on top of his half-brother, George Hussein Onyango Obama, who lives in a hut in Kenya.

Barack’s Brother, George Hussein Onyango Obama, is a Living Testament that Barack Wants To Share Your Wealth, Not His.

Boy, You People LOVE Yourself Some Obama

Obama Guaranteed To Win Election! 30 Minute Infomercial is Basically Meant Just to Rub It In

11 of the Top Google Searches as of 8:46 Central, October 29 are for Obama’s Fabulous New Product That Everybody is Talking About! It breaks down like this:

1. obama infomercial
2. obama commercial
4. obama tv
5. obama speech
6. obama 30 minute ad
8. obama infomercial october 29
9. obama prime time
10. obama tonight
16. obama broadcast
17. watch obama infomercial
20. obama address

Boy, Obama’s got you hypnotized. I mean, he’s really using advanced Neuro-Linguistic Programming Techniques to hypnotize you. Seriously. Conspiracy Central has more on the HypnObama.

I think it’s simpler. He’s promising to fix folks problems, and lots of people believe bullshizzle when it’s presented nice and sounds good and it confirms that their lives suck, all sorts of people have it better than them and that’s unfair, and he’s gonna fix it. 

He’s gonna change with hope and hope about change, and it’s going to magically make everything better. Awesome!

 

Barack Obama Is Gonna Bring Change We Can Believe In

He won’t. But we’ll have plenty of time to see if he just stagnates or fails massively. You can’t coax the economy with your charm, and you can’t use NLP to hypnotize terrorists from afar or make socialism work at home, when it has always failed, every time it’s tried. 

BTW, kudos to CNN for not running the Obama infomercial. They have a little more integrity there than I would have given them credit for. 

As linked to in the top image, AP has already decided that Obama has won. We can skip this stupid election formality and just coronate our new Glorious Leader.

ABC also passed, but said it was because of the trouble they would have filling the second half hour. They could have just had their news people comment on how brilliant Obama’s infomercial was. That’s what they’d typically do. Fortunately, 7 other networks agreed to run the ad for the Obamanizer and His New Wealth Redistribution Workout. Guaranteed to take unwanted weight from our wallets and your bank accounts, and trim excessively fatty jobs. 

The New York Times thinks the Obama Infomercial is the Greatest Thing Ever. To quote the great philosopher Gomer Pyle: “Surprise, Surprise, Surprise!”

Surprise, Surprise, Surprise! The MSM Loves The Obama Propaganda Special!

Not everybody thinks it’s a great idea, or that Obama is The Messiah. Just most people.