Obama’s Got a Infomerical, To Be Seen on 7 Networks

Obama has an infomercial, and he’s not trying to sell you an Abdominizer. It’ll be seen on 7 different networks. A great political strategy, I think. It’s after the debates, after most interviews, after most “scandals”, and gets to set the tone right before the election. This dude is a brilliant politician.

Obama has an infomercial, and it ain’t to sell Hartzmark suits. Doesn’t he look spiffy? Bet that cost a pretty penny.

And the fact that Ross Perot did a similar infomercial and probably took up to 10 points from H. W. Bush in the process is, no doubt, not lost on him.

Ross Perot Spells Out Obama Strategy With His Chart

Leah Walsh is Missing

Leah Walsh, pictured above, is missing.

Leah Walsh, a 29 year old school teacher from Long Island is missing. Long Island police have discovered a body, but have not yet identified if it is Leah Walsh or not. Here’s hoping it isn’t, and whoever did this gets caught.

Laterz, Internetz.

Looking for Carin Ashley? Can’t Say That I Blame You

Carin Ashley, Not Butt Naked but Close Enough

Though it’s depressing to think that she was born in 1983, when I was in junior high school. Which is now called middle school. But I digress. Here’s Carin Ashley’s Chickipedia entry.

This is Carin Ashley. She was born the year I was learning how to program in Microsoft Basic on my TRS-80 Color Computer. Sigh.

Carin is apparently a Playboy Special Editions model, whatever that means. Anyhoo, I’m guessing that’s why you are looking for her.

More Carin Ashley. Do you object?

Carin Ashley in a Slinky Black Dress. Awright, That's Enough for Now, Internetz.

Whose Nailin’ Paylin? That’s Why You’re Searching for Hustler.Com

Hustler.com has posted the first “episode” of Whose Nailin Paylin, there pornographic Sarah Palin parody, online. Which would explain why all you nasty Internetz are busy searching for “hustler.com”.

Lisa Ann as a Parody of Sarah Palin. She is All Right, I guess, But She Is No Sarah Palin. Sorry, Folks.

Keep in mind, to actually see it costs good money. Up to you if you want to spend it, but this is a money-making strategy, not a public service. In case you were wondering.

The cover for Hustlers Whose Nailin Paylin Video.

Obama Says Constitution is Fundamentally Flawed

Obama says there isn’t enough redistribution of wealth based on “economic justice”, i.e., race.

Hear about how are constitution is flawed from the horses mouth, so to speak:

Meanwhile, Palin hi-fives the Constitution:

Palin Rocks on SNL. She’s down with the Constitution Just Like it Is. She Thinks it’s both Phat and Dope.

More Obama on the Constitution of These United States:

I think we can say that the Constitution reflected an enormous blind spot in this culture that carries on until this day, and that the framers had that same blind spot. I don’t think the two views are contradictory to say that it was a remarkable political document that paved the way for where we are now, and to say that it also reflected the fundamental flaw of this country that continues to this day.

Leftist front groups like Media Matters are trying to downplay it, but it takes some awfully creative spinning. I don’t know how else you can interpret those statements except to say that Obama thinks the Constitution is flawed, was fine for what it did at the time but now needs to be fixed, changed, corrected for or tossed out.

More at Freedom’s Wings. Which I originally read as “Freedom Swings”, which I though was a cool blog title.

Ping Pong Robot? Finally, You Internetz Are Searching for Something Totally Awesome!

Not exactly what I was hoping for when I first say the phrase “Ping Pong Robot”, but still pretty darn cool. I want one.

Times of the Internet on Ping Pong Robot. Still not boring. Oh, hang on: I’ve found what you’re looking for. Topio, the Ping Pong Playing Robot!

Here’s the Official Tosy Robotics Site. More video on the Tosy Topio. Bad ass!

The bad news? It costs more than your house and your car put together. If you really need to practice the table tennis, this may be more affordable:

Robo-Pong, The Ping Pong Robot. All Hail Robo Pong!

Newgy sells The Robo-Pong. Pretty groovy. Prakttismate has one too, but it doesn’t look as cool and has a funknwagnalled-up name.

The Prakttismate has a video up. Not nearly as bad-ass as the Tosy Topio. And probably not that much cheaper.

Obama Is Only Going To Tax Rich People Making Over $250k

No, make that anyone making over $200k. No, wait, make that anybody making over $150k. No, wait, make that . . . 

The New Official American Currency, After the Ascension of The Obama

And he’s letting the Bush tax cuts expire so, everybody’s taxes go up. But that’s not really a tax increase.

And, after all, he’s only raising taxes on rich people who make more than $65k per year.