Sarah Palin: The Movie

Someone put together a trailer for a Palin Presidency: The Movie. Here it is:

Two things.

1: The projection of American power against real imperialists, Communist expansionists, and dictators is seen as the scariest thing ever by lefties. Doesn’t look all that bad to me.

2: For someone who is “no Ronald Reagan”, liberals sure have the exact same template for Palin they did for Reagan. She’s a war monger. She can’t wait to start a nuclear war. If Palin becomes president, we all get nuked, because she just can’t wait to press the button. Uh-huh. Just like with Ronald Reagan.

Remember that huge nuclear war that Reagan started that ended the world? Really? Me neither.

And with all this Global Warming, wouldn’t a Nuclear Winter be just the ticket to cool things down?

Amy Robach Somehow Manages to Find Undecided Voters Who Don’t Like Sarah Palin

Amy Robach Finds Undecided Voters for Obama against Palin for Some Reason.

 

Amy Robach managed to assemble seven “undecided voters” (and reported that five voted for Bush) who did not express high opinions of the Alaska governor.

Really? Um, I think that’s probably seven “undecided liberal voters” or “undecided Obama voters who like to say they are undecided but know who they are voting for, anyway”. Even if they voted for Bush in 2000 or 2004. Or maybe they mean George H.W. Bush, in 1988.

These people just hate themselves some Palin–and, by “these people”, I mean the MSM, the Washington Establishment, liberals, leftists, Communists, Ivy League elitists, among others. Because she’s from a small town, because she winks, because she blows kisses to our military men and women, because she has five kids, and because she stopped at the Wal-Mart, while on the campaign trail, to pick up some diapers for Trig.

Sarah Palin buys some diapers for Trig at Wal-Mart. Liberals hate her for it. Of course.

More on Sarah Palin shopping at the Wal-Mart. God, I love this woman. I love her more than I have loved any politician, except possibly my retrospective love for Great Presidents like Ronaldus Magnus and George Washington. 

Another Palin-hater makes fun of Palin presiding over a Wal-Mart wedding. And these elitist douchebags are the folks we want running our country?

BTW, just want to plug one of my favorite podcasts again: My History Can Beat Up Your Politics. Dude is an Old School liberal who does one of the best historical podcasts on politics out there–honest, educated, thoughtful and honorable. Try to find one of them among the Palin Haters. You won’t. No reason. I just wanted to plug it. Listened to another great episode yesterday. It’s a consistent dose of awesomeness for history buffs and political wonks alike.

Headless Horseman? Poodles? West Side Story? What are People Smokin’ This Morning?

 

The Headless Horseman. Or the Pumpkin-Headed Horseman.

A lot of searching for the Headless Horseman this morning. I guess it’s getting close to Halloween, so that’s to be expected. But still. What exactly are you expecting to find? Stuff for the Headless Horseman Hayrides and Haunted Houses? That’s an interesting business model. The basically get to make money one month out of the year? And they say the economy is bad. If someone can make a living like that, our problems aren’t that bad.

Poodles? Seriously? Whatchy Pipples Smokin' Out Dere?

You’re also searching for poodles. Poodles? Ho-kay. Looking for the fair poodle trainer who doubles as a living statue? Okay, that’s a little weird.

Michelle Harrell Trains Statues is Doubles as A Living Poodle. Wait, did I get that mixed up?

Pretty convincing. See that picture? That’s at the San Destin Resort in Destin Florida. I’ve stayed there before. Cool place. No living statues when I went, unfortunately. If you plan on going, check it they’re going to have any living statues.

I lot of searching on Lowes Hardware related terms. Looking for a Gift Certificate? G_d, you people are boring on Saturday mornings.

You are also searching for buckypaper as well. Now, that’s some cool stuff. It can conduct electricity. Disperse heat. And it can be up to 500 times stronger than steel, and 10 times lighter. Planes and cars in the future may be made out of paper. That’s pretty dope.

Buckypaper. Stronger than Steel. Faster than a speeding bullet. Able to leap tall geodesic domes in a single bound.

How’d they get the name buckypaper? From Buckminster Fuller, the creator of the geodesic dome. 

Spaceship Earth at Epcot is a Geodesic Dome. Thanks, Bucky!

What poodles and buckypaper have to do with West Side Story, I dunno, but that’s in the Internet Memes this morning, too. 

Ah, tickets go on sale today for a broadway revival. That’s what you’re looking for. Just go to Ticketmaster, people, or StubHub.

Natalie Wood in West Side Story. She was a cutie.