Archive for October 22nd, 2008

Lindsey Evans Still Dumb, Arrested, and Not Heather Locklear

In your continuing search obsessions, Lindsey Evans is still cute, blonde, dumb and arrested. Or as Turn To 10 in Rhode Island describes her: Stoopid Criminal.
Linsdey Evans. Cute, With the Magic Power of the Tiara. But Still Not That Smart.
Linsdey Evans. Cute, With the Magic Power of the Tiara. But Still Not That Smart.

I point you to my Previous Post on Lindsey Evans, comparing her mugshot to Heather Locklears. Am I right or am I right?

And she remains never as cute as Locklear is or has ever been.

Heather Locklear is Hotter than All of Ya Put Together.
Heather Locklear is Hotter than All of Ya Put Together.

 

Orson Scott Card Got Alyson Hannigan Pregnant! No, Really!

Orson Scott Card–not exactly a rock-ribbed conservative–has pissed all over the media, especially journalists. But first, I must not that the link above links to PowerLine, where they guy actually says “I’m not familiar with columnist Orson Scott Card”.
Orson Scott Card looks like most science fiction authors. Kinda geeky.
Orson Scott Card looks like most science fiction authors. Kinda geeky.

Um, Ender’s Game? Xenocide? Speaker for the Dead? Children of the Mind? Ender’s Shadow? A War of Gifts? Ender in Exile: Ganges? The Redemption of Christopher Columbus? Where have you been, pipples?

Card writes:

I have no doubt that if these facts had pointed to the Republican Party or to John McCain as the guilty parties, you would be treating it as a vast scandal. “Housing-gate,” no doubt. Or “Fannie-gate.”

Ooops. There gonna kick him out of the I-say-I’m-Centrist-But-I’m-Really-Liberal Club.

In other news, you’re searching for Helen Jeffs. She lives with The Wolfman. I linked to an article. Boring.

Alyson Hannigan, being provocative.
Alyson Hannigan, being provocative.

In slightly more interesting meme news, Alyson Hannigan and Alexis Denisof are pregnant. Both of them! Apparently, you’re more interested in Alexis Denisof, and finding out who this guy is and if he’s worthy of Willow.

Yeah, I don’t think he is. One of us fat Internet Geeks would be a much more worthy father of Willow’s offspring. Huzzah!

Alyson Hannigan, Being Inexpressably Hot. Hoo, mama. Yowza.
Alyson Hannigan, Being Inexpressably Hot. Hoo, mama. Yowza.
Alyson Hannigan Being Inexpressably Cute. Ah, the Many Moods of Alyson.
Alyson Hannigan Being Inexpressably Cute. Ah, the Many Moods of Alyson.
Alyson Hannigan, Looking Seductive. Is There Anything She Can't Do?

Alyson Hannigan, Looking Seductive. Is There Anything She Can

Big Spending on Sarah Palin’s Clothes

Nevermind billions in earmarks. Forget Democrats trying to funnel $200 million or more to partisan Democrat-hack frontgroup ACORN, forget the $2,000,000,000,000 (that’s $2 trillion, folks) that has been wiped out in the financial markets, in no small part thanks to Democraticals playing fast and loose with “affordable housing” via their largely unregulated (because Democratics didn’t want no oversight) big-money playgrounds, Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac. Forget the gazillions in taxes Democrats are planning to put in their pockets once they’ve got unbeatable majorities and the Whitehouse and can suck the gold fillings out of your teeth with their new fair-and-balanced tax plans. And forget that that’s all your tax money.

Sarah Palin, in Fancy Clothes. That Uppity Alaskan Woman. Just Who The Hell Does She Think She Is, Wearing Expensive Clothes That Are For Liberal Elites and Hollywood Types?
Sarah Palin, in Fancy Clothes. That Uppity Alaskan Woman. Just Who The Hell Does She Think She Is, Wearing Expensive Clothes That Are For Liberal Elites and Hollywood Types?

Republicans have spent a lot of money for Sarah Palin’s clothes! Tragedy! Scandal! One report has it at $150,000 dollars. Another report has it at $220,000.

Sarah Palin, Wearing Nice Clothes. The Outrage! The Scandal!
Sarah Palin, Wearing Nice Clothes. The Outrage! The Scandal!

Forget Bill Ayers. Forget Obama and Ayers Annenberg Challenge, an “educational” program designed to indoctrinate school children into Marxism and anarchism instead of, I dunno, teaching them to read and write. Forget Joe Biden promising Obama will be tested with a terrorist attacks or direct military threats because the international community will see Obama as weak and inexperienced. Sarah Palin’s handlers in the McCain campaign spent a lot of money on new fancy duds for public appearances and what not.  

As the PuffHo’s note, Palin Clothes Spending has Dems Salivating. How much did Hillary Clinton spend on her clothes during the campaign? I’m sure it was all off-the-rack stuff from Dress Barn, right? Bah.

For that matter, how much money does Michelle Obama spend on her designer duds? Not to mention, those pearls she likes to wear. Hmm.

There’s more outrage over this than the AIG Spa Day that cost more than twice what Sarah Palin’s clothes–which are going to be donated to charity after the campaign, BTW–and was, for all practical purposes, done on the tax payers dime, not the campaign donors dime.

The conclusion to draw? First, while this is supposed to somehow illustrate Republican hypocrisy and that the down-to-earth Sarah Palin “image” is all bullshiznit, it’s actually the media elites and big liberal Democrats and partisan hacks pushing this story that are the hypocrites. What kind of wardrobe do they have? How expensive is Michelle Obama and Hillary Clinton’s wardrobe?

Michelle Obama wearing . . . what? Versace? Donna Karan? No, Im sure shes wearing Jaclyn Smith from K-Mart. And the pearls, too. Fricking double-standardized hippo-crits.
Michelle Obama wearing . . . what? Versace? Donna Karan? No, I’m sure she’s wearing Jaclyn Smith from K-Mart. And the pearls, too. Fricking double-standardized hippo-crits.

Those folks don’t buy off-the-rack at Zales, I hate to tell you. None of them. And I doubt their clothes are going to charity after the campaign. And how pricey is Katie Couric’s wardrobe? Or any of the folks in the media? Is it just me, or is Michelle Obama sporting some new big expensive piece of bling everytime she shows up somewhere? The media’s response to that? Not interested. We gotta nuke Palin. Kill her, they shout. Why isn’t anybody reporting on that?

And that would be the second thing to draw as a conclusion. These folks are desperate to destroy Palin, to completely discredit her, and to drive a wedge between her and the people that love her. They are much more hostile to her than they are to McCain? Why? Because, McCain, for all his objectionable not-being-a-full-on-Marxist and being a Republican, is a Washington insider. In the end, he’s much more palatable than a salt-of-the-earth, tough-as-nails, regular-joe woman like Sarah Palin. The very idea that some of you peasants, you rubes, you red state neanderthals–the idea that you might get someone you like anywhere near the Whitehouse is anethema to them. So whatever it takes.

Can’t wait to vote for Palin come November. Yah, I know, Obama is gonna win. But I’m casting my vote for Palin. And Palin ain’t going nowhere, no matter what you libs throw at her, and no matter how much you wish it to be true.

And, if a miracle happens, and she ends up as Veep in the Whitehouse, I will luxuriate in the sweet taste of the elite liberal tears that will be raining down from the ivory towers that house them, and all their superiority. Hey, a guy can dream, can’t he?

Amanda Carraway Eats some Turducken. Mmm, Mmmm, Good!

Whassup this mornin’, my pipples? Apparently, you are very interested in Turducken.

 

Turducken. I just cant get over the fact that the name starts with turd.

Turducken. I just can't get over the fact that the name starts with turd.

That’s a partially deboned turkey stuffed with a de-boned duck, which itself is stuffed with a small de-boned chicken. And some stuffing. Mmmm. Is that an excessively opulent, spoiled, and over-fed culture I smell? I think it is.

 

Its Amanda Carraway. Shes going to be naked in Playboy sometime soon. First time thats ever happened, so I understand you Internetz rabid interest.

It's Amanda Carraway. She's going to be naked in Playboy sometime soon. First time that's ever happened, so I understand you Internetz rabid interest.

She’s gonna be nude in Playboy. Yawn.

 

I prefer Amanda Beard, myself. The last name is a little, I dunno, “mannish”. But the chick surely isn’t.

 

Amanda Beard. Now, Thats One Hot Amanda.

Amanda Beard. Now, That's One Hot Amanda.


You’re also out there looking for Patricia West. The San Francisco Prostitute? Or someone else?

More soon, Internetz.


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