Joe the Plumber asked Barack if his tax plan was going to tax him more. Barack said, “Sure, but don’t worry about it. I’ll take your money and give it to poor people, and it’ll magically work out, like subprime lending. You know, affordable housing!” Then he smiled dazzingly, and the reporters all swooned and threw tomatoes at Joe.
I’m pretty sure that’s how it happened.
Remember when I warned you that Karla Escobar top hits on Google were seeding malware and spyware and trojans and whatnot? I was right, and ZDNet confirms it. Told ya you should always listen to me.
In other news, a 5th grader died in a recess accident. Damn, that just sucks. That’s all there is to it. He was just playing football! Sheesh. We should keep his family in our prayers. God made it all, and He rocks and all . . . but, man, this just makes me sad.
Nancy Reagan got hospitalized after a fall. When you’re 87, that kind of stuff can be very hard on you. Well, she’s in my prayers, too. I don’t know how much good it will do–I’ve prayed pretty hard for that solid gold rocket car, and so far no dice–but I’ll give it my best.