Simon Cowell and Terri Seymour Splitting Up? And John McCain on SNL

Apparently, they are splitting up. Or, hold on, maybe they aren’t.

 

A crappy picture of both of them. Which one do you think is more attractive?

A crappy picture of both of them. Which one do you think is more attractive?

If they do split, I think I know what went wrong. “That meatloaf was awful. It didn’t even taste like food. And last night? I’ve seen more passion out of am 80 year old nun. You were horrible. Horrible! And you just aren’t star material.”

 

John McCain Sings The Hits.

John McCain Sings The Hits.

In other news, John McCain was on SNL last night. Pretty funny stuff. He does his own infomercial. On the Home Shopping Network. Take that, Obamarama! BTW, Ralph Nader calls him Obamarama, too.

But, back to the topic at hand. Saturday Night Live has proven itself more politically relevant, and risk taking, this year than it has in, what? A decade? Props, SNL. Props.

As for McCain, I think he’s just holding on, hoping for The Bradley Effect to kick in at the last minute. Me, I’m hoping the Oh-My-Gosh-I-Don’t-Really-Want-To-Put-A-Socialist-60s-Radical-In-The-Whitehouse effect kicks in. But I don’t think it will.

So, all hail Our Glorious Leader! I love me some Obama. No need to round me up and put me in a camp. No, no indeed.

And now, a randomly hot chick who is so gorgeous it makes my teeth hurt, and the fact she was probably born the same year I graduated from high school makes me feel very old. Very, very old. But here she is.

 

A randomly hot babe. Cuz if she is covering her nozzles, it aint technically nudity. Not exactly.

A randomly hot babe. Cuz if she is covering her nozzles, it aint technically nudity. Not exactly.

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