Nancy Benoit Loses Suit Over Nekkedness. Plus Tina Brown, Gena O’Kelley, and Lori Delgado. And the National Debt.

Nancy Benoit. Shes Cute Enough, I Guess.
Nancy Benoit. She’s Cute Enough, I Guess.Nancy Benoit took some boudoir pictures, but wanted to keep ’em away from prying eyes like yours.In other news, apparently thirteen year old twins aren’t enough for Hugh Hefner. He also has a purient interest in Amy Lee Andrews.Apparently, Twins are Not Enough for Hugh Hefner, and he’s also adding Amy Lee Andrews to his personal stable.

You’re also unusually interested in Chuck Norris’s wife this afternoon. She has a name, people. That would be Gena O’Kelley. She’s cute enough, but I’m not sure why you’re searching her out this fine day.

Chuck Norris Doesnt Have a Wife. He has a Queen, his co-regent in the Kingdom of Chuck.
Chuck Norris Doesn’t Have a Wife. He has a Queen, his co-regent in the Kingdom of Chuck.

You’re also back on about the Bianco Golden thing again. America’s Top Model? Seriously? Yawn.

The same with Lori Delgado. Double Yawn.
Lroi Delgado Quits. Lawsuit. Boring. Next.
Lori Delgado Quits. Lawsuit. Boring. Next.
You folks are also interested in the national debt clock. Look, just don’t go there. It’s depressing. Gallup has Obama getting a bounce from the last presidential debate. No surprise, since McCain game off as a grumpy, bitter old senator.
Some folks out there are saying that Prudential (Stock Ticker: PRU) is a buy. Um, an insurance company? In the current market? Is a buy? Look, it’s your money, but I suggest you either invest it in baseball cards or just put it in your mattress.
Lots of you are searching, again, for The Daily Beast. They must really be promoting themselves, getting you suckers to keep looking them up on The Google, in hopes of becoming the next Huffing-and-Puffington Post. Good luck to them on that. I already think the layout of the site kinda sucks.
The Daily Beast is the brainchild of one Tina “Tedious” Brown, who also came up with the amazingly suck-tacular also-ran of an elitist gossip/political rag called Talk Magazine. Despite plenty of shameless self-promotion and general whoring on behalf of the magazine by Teeny Brown, it died a well-deserved and hopefully painful death less that two years after it’s “auspicious” debut. And, by “auspicious”, I mean the New York and DC cocktail club, limousine-liberal circuit liked it, and nobody else. I speak from experience, as the shameless self-promotion convinced some mistaken soul to buy me a subscription to this travesty in paper and ink. All I have to say after having read several issues was: ugh. And subsequent issues found their way immediately to the circular file.

1 Response to “Nancy Benoit Loses Suit Over Nekkedness. Plus Tina Brown, Gena O’Kelley, and Lori Delgado. And the National Debt.”


  1. 1 Terry C, Got My Country Back! April 12, 2009 at 2:01 am

    Nancy Benoit is dead, isn’t she?


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