Former MTV VJ Adam Curry Getting Divorced from MILF Dutch Model Patricia Paay

Divorce is in the air. Former VJ and current conspiracy nut Adam Curry is getting divorced from Patricia Paay, who is all hung up on Adam Curry having an affair with model/business women Micky Hoogendijk.

Adam Curry and Patricia Paay. They used to like each other.

Apparently, Adam has traded her in for a new model. Or, wanted to add another model to his collection: Micky Hoogendijk. I wonder why?

What could Adam Curry Possibly See In This Woman?

Serious grabbies from Micky Hoogendijk. Apparently, that’s the sort of thing Adam Curry is into. Can you imagine? Sheesh.

But, Adam Curry is not alone regarding his incipient divorce. Things also look pretty grim in the world of large family reality (re: exploitation) television. Jon and Kate Gosselin aren’t getting along, and look primed to get divorced. They are practically seperated as it is.

Kate Gosselin as The Grim Reaper in a Blue Jean Mini-Skirt. Hey, should looks good, even if she’s mean as a mouth full of nails and as sharp as broken glass.

 Kate is just mean. She’s just nasty mean to her largely neutered husband, Jon Gosselin, and while he’s been dishing it out to her, too, it’s because he one of any number a zillion guys who have been trained that they have to be nice and submissive to the morally superior women of the world, and get surprised when that ends with them getting their heads stomped on and their hearts skewered and barbecued. Then, after being beat down for a few years, they get kinda nasty in return. Who woulda thunk it?

Jon and Kate Used to Get Along, Too. Apparently, Jon Has Some Other Woman.

Apparently, as with Adam Curry, it’s the guy’s fault. Sewing his wild oats, sleeping around. Although in Curry’s case, I doubt his wife every yelled at him and criticized him, and everything he did, the way Kate did Jon.

In Jon’s case, he was apparently carrying on with Deanna Hummel, at least according to Perez Hilton. Who you can trust, because he’s not a backstabbing, hateful ass of a human being.

Jon Gosselin Sleeping Around on Kate with Deanna Hummel. And Kate always seemed so supportive and affectionate.

Maybe Jon could hook up with Patricia Paay and Adam Curry could hook up with Kate Gosselin (he likes the MILFs, and Kate Gosselin, her hard, bitter, evil heart aside, does look very hot). And I think Adam Curry wanted to do a reality show, he sorta lives his life that way.