I pledge allegiance to an incredibly hot, All-American Women with Patriotic Bosoms. That’s a lovely American Flag, Star-Spangled Bikini.
Celebrating the Birth of our Nation in Your Birthday Suit! Now, That’s a Naked Patriotism!
And to the Republic. For Which it Stands Erect. One Nation. Under God. Indivisble. With Liberty and Justice and Sexy Ladies for All. See that Little Heart Shape with Her Hand? Do you love this country for what?
Inaccuracies and all, I’ll salute that flag all day long.
Now, place your hands across your breasts for the pledge.
Two Proud Globes, Straining to be Free. Bursting with Liberty!
Getting a Hands On Experience of the American Dream. At least, My American Dream.
Is a Brazilian Wax Truly Patriotic?
Man, She Makes My, Uh, Heart–that’s right, Heart!–Swell With Patriotism and American Pride!
Blondes. Bikinis. American-Flags. Blue Skies. Clear Water. How American Can You Get?
Happy July 4th, Everybody! And remember, even if we’ve got a socialist for a president, who is also an aspiring all-powerful God-king dictator, we still live in the greatest country in the world. I just gave you plenty of evidence.
Yay, America!