✈ ▌▌ is a top search on Google. Two special characters. No, three. A plane flying into two buildings? A World Trade Center References? Strange. Not particularly class.
What? Okee-dokee, weirdos.
In other non extra-ASCII news, Whitney Casey is advising women on how to drive men wild, and not drive them away.
Rule #1: Look Like Whitney Casey. Some stuff in the middle, and then, rule #99: You’ve got him, he’s trapped, there’s kids and shared assets–stop trying to drive him wild, and start riding him like the subservient little dog he is.
Whitney Casey Wants to Drive Men Wild, Before Securing Half Their Assets for Herself in a Court of Law.
Whitney sounds hot.
On the other side of the brain stem, model Liskula Cohen tries to prove that attractive women after are just as stupid as they are reputed to be. Liskula is suing Google over a comment that a blogger made. Brilliant! Apparently, someone called her a skank. That is, a “#1 Skanky Superstar” and a desoerate “fortysomething”. Libelous! Treasonous! Why bother suing? How about we just chop off his or her anonymous blogging head? Sheesh.
Liskula Cohen is Cute Enough. But suing Google? Come on. How stupid are blondes actually? Apparently this one ain't so smart.
I don’t know her, I don’t want to know her, I know nothing about her other than the fact she is suing Google because some blogger said something that offended her. And that’s just not right. Liskula, it’s called “ignoring”. Just chill.
You’re interested in Craig Ferguson getting married to Megan Wallace Cunningham, who will now be Megan Wallace Cunningham Ferguson, until she collects half of his assets and moves on to the next last name.
Megan Wallace Cunningham Attaches Herself to Her Latest Host, And Will Spend the Next 3 to 5 Years Sucking The Money and Life Force Out of Him.
You’re really that Interested in the Old Spaghetti Factory? Okay. But boring, peoples. Very Boring.
More interesting is your interest in Crystal Harris. She’s one of the Revolving Hugh Hefner Girlfriends. She’s been in Playboy. Good enough for me.
Kendra Wilkinson was Recently Kicked out of the Playboy Mansion to make room for Crystal Harris. But I think Kendra is Cuter, So She Is The Picture I am Putting Here. There Ya Go.
Whassup, Peoples? 