Posts Tagged 'OK! Magazine cover'

Michael Jackson is Dead on Cover of OK! Magazine, Plus Russian Milk

Strange Russian Milk Ad. What Are They Trying To Say, I Wonder?
Strange Russian Milk Ad. What Are They Trying To Say, I Wonder?

In the news: Daily Ejaculation is Good for You. Frankly, if you’re married or in a long term relationship, you know that if it was proven conclusively that a daily BJ cured cancer and would help you live forever and you were about to die, your wife or long-term significant other would tell you, sweetly: “That’s too bad. I’m really going to miss you. The life insurance is paid up, right?”

Let’s be honest here.

In other news, the Billy Mays autopsy report concludes he died from heart disease, while still no word on exactly what killed Michael Jackson. Soon enough, I suppose.

Ok! Magazine Cover of Dead Micheal Jackson
Ok! Magazine Cover of Dead Micheal Jackson

In a decision of questionable taste, OK! Magazine put the “last” picture of Michael Jackson, almost certainly already dead, on their Michael Jackson memorial cover. And paid $500,000 for the blurry, morbid thing. Hmmm.

I enjoy music. Now, there’s something called Tonematrix that makes it easy. That’s pretty cool.

 

 


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